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ITT: Films for robots
Five centimeters per second is pretty good, about a guy who spends his entire life waiting and in the end he is a robot
>>26628855
Man Jin Roh was some good shit
B U M P
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Pfuck you robot
>>26628855
>tfw /r9k/ file size limit is still 2MB
Hiroshima should at least enable linking images/vids.
https://my.mixtape.moe/nwpjsw.webm
>hate all the chads at my school after they kept asking for nudes
>really want to date a robot
>don't know any since they're all reclusive
Pic is related. I feel bad cause I wanna help you guys
Where are you from OP?
Show us a picture.
please drive to my house and kidnap me and make me your slave bf
>>26690214
I've posted here a bit. I've seen what happens when people (women) post their info here. Post your email/skype and I can contact you
Why do you care so much about having a grilfriend?
Why is it so important for you?
Tell us robot...
>>26628791
I don't. I've had girlfriends until about three years ago. I remember wanting to encapsulate in my mind the horrifying boredom, but memories fade. Now sometimes when I'm alone I fantasize about an ideal girl. Or I crush on a coworker. But they are always girls I don't know too well. Once I get even a little bit of information on what they appear to be really like, I'm glad not to spend time with them. Also when I see my friends with their girlfriends. Alone together. Stasis. But I'm not far enough on my path to characterly perfection to not want what I don't have, even if I know I tried to retain in my mind while I had it that it was worse than the alternative.
i dont even know if i really want one. i just want to lose my virginity and show my family and friends that im not a complete failure.
because validation from another human being gives me purpose
>dad is 5'10"
>brother is 17 and 6'2"
>I'm 5'6" 24
>they're laughing together at a manlet in the other room
>dad is a manlet
>waaa waaa why am I a manlet?
Maybe mum fucked another guy?
>>26628753
Nope, 5ft7 and under is manlet status, everything else passes
Who here /meth/? I've been thinking about cooking meth for a long time. I had this ten step recipe I found on 4chan years back when I was tweeking one night some guy gave to me. I always put it off and then my brother probably because he fucking hates me deleted it when he was working on my computer. So I've had to start from scratch and I found this guy. http://www.textfiles.com/uploads/methmethod.txt
Only thing I saw is that he goes from talking about 100mgs of ephedrine to 100 fucking grams, like I'm not trying to cook pounds of this shit, I will literally be shaking it up in my backyard on a golf course praying to allah god of explosions that I don't blow up. Any good tips? Also most guys I see do it use pseudo ephedrine, but wouldn't pure ephedrine if accessible (bronkaid) be better/easier? I'm pretty sure a meth addiction would fix or at least make my soul crushing depression a little better. If nothing else I could trade it or something.
bump someone pls help
>>26689857
For every pound of meth you make you're making 6 pounds of toxic byproducts. I really don't think you're planing or doing a crystallization or any form of purifying and you don't sound like you have any background in organic chemistry. Only make meth in a 2L jug if you don't care that you're going to die from your drug abuse.
>>26689857
why be addicted to meth when you could do heroin instead?
I'm killing myself. What's an ideal method of leaving?
>>26628608
Shotgun to the brainstem. Painless, and the most likely to be successful.
Wait...you guys are telling you don't know how to log out of this simulation?
You don't have to kill your character. I would recommend a redistribution of your stats though. Less int. more char.
>>26628608
>not making a Brendan edit
What does girl butt taste like?
I'd imagine it's pretty sweet like candy, since it's so popular nowadays.
like sweat, other men's cum and shit.
>>26628458
why would you imagine that?
it tastes like a fucking salty, slightly sweaty hole, just like you'd expect. desu it IS a little sweet sometimes but in a way that's not enjoyable at all, its like "uhhh why is this sweet? does shit taste sweet? do i enjoy the taste of shit? oh god"
>>26628517
Girl ass isn't made like a mans ass though.
Something that aesthetically pleasing, must have a pleasant taste, I even refuse to believe they poop.
Hi guys. Um i've never been in a 2d relationship. i mean how am i supposed to choose gril, there are so many. How do i trigger my feels, i've never felt the attachment but i want to find it out. i mean its better than nothing right?
>>26628093
I'm not sure that's healthy, it might be good escapism tho, I've never animed so I wouldn't know
>>26628124
yeah but everyones bragging about their waifus.. i mean
if you think there are 'so many to choose from' then you aren't fit for a waifu. you just know who your waifu is, she stands out from the rest and she's everything you want
Anon, I love you but my sexual needs need to be met & I've brought home my bulls
What do robot?
>>26628037
Lawnmover blade to bash all of theys heads in. Mmmmhm.
>>26628037
Call the cops and say there's been a break in and robbery. Cops know what do from there.
Call the police and tell them a coal burner and her two pet apes are robbing my house and trying to kill me.
Post your Uni and your major and talk about feels relate to Uni
I go to WMU and I'm a polisci major English Minor
I have no friends, no gf, no job, I'm a KHV and I have a 2.9 gpa
Nobody has any college feels? :(
>>26689614
law student
why the fuck did I do this feels
school seems a lot better than work though
(in Canada)
In art school. I don't know what to feel.
I've come to hate wat I used to enjoy. I don't understand my own feelings, I don't trust my own feelings either, sometimes I think I should just suck it up and be a man, even though I cry at least once every two days about minor things.
I was given the opportunity to take up a trade. I feel it's better I slave away than face this unbelievable pressure anymore.
Why do we keep separating ourselves by race when white and black men have more in common than a white man and white woman or a black man and black woman?
Yeah, we're all men at the end of the day, who cares what our race is?
>>26628012
Yes we are all men. We need to remember who our true enemy is, women. And start oppressing them and ruling over them again. Women need a good whipping and discipline to show them who is boss.
>>26628064
>I have not left the house in years
Other men do not think like this.
Do you feel like you are wasting your life away?
>>26627905
Nah. Anime and vidya are still great and I'm socially stable enough to hold down a wagecuck job.
>>26627905
>Spending most of my free time browsing a chinese cartoon imageboard, masturbating to hardcore weird porn and watching movies
>Everything else is about eating, sleeping, washing
>24, virgin, no diploma, friendless since high school
Yeah kinda
Yes, every day. Life is just a waste, a repetative series of nonsense to keep us alive until we die. There's no point to life unless you have some passion or skill or were lucky and born into a rich family.
TOP KEK
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-sex-partners-idUSTRE69O0IY20101025
Women would date a dyke then a robot. How do you feel right now?
>>26627870
A bit sad but also slightly aroused.
There's been so much propaganda pushing same sex shit in youth media the last 10 years, I'm not at all surprised. These 13 year olds are just following the lead of Goldberg Media Inc
>>26627870
Guess they all say they're bi just so they can keep their options open now... Never expected to get a gf, but good to know they can't complain about >tfw no bf now
ITT things normies love that are actually complete shit.
Pic related.
>>26627863
Game of Thrones
The Hangover
Star Wars
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Suicide Squad/Batman vs Superman
>>26627863
Everything on TV. No exception.
>>26628008
Normies are slowly realizing that Game of Thrones went to shit after the end of the third book. Fantasy fans realized it a long time ago, but nobody listened.
Who does a vagina smell and taste like?
>>26687377
Ass. Copper. Fish blood.
Coinsy milk & salt
Depends. If the girl showered and has good general hygiene it doesn't really taste or smell like anything. If she takes *really* good care of herself and uses beauty products it smells like lavender and tastes like strawberries. These are usually top-tier stacies though, so don't expect that.
Most of the time it smells like a sweaty dude's old shirt and tastes like spoiled fish. The meme that no one talks about because we're all "manly men" is that you put yourself through the hard yards because you want a blowjob.
