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How can roatsies compete?!
>>26622875
You have more pic?
>>26622875
those man hands are disgusting
>>26623196
best tarp
Fembots.
Age:
Race:
Who is your favorite Disney Princess?
Why?
22 F Caucasian
I hate Disney because it is a mind control company used to promote the Jesuit agenda.
>Age
22
>Race
White
>Who is your favorite Disney Princess?
Don't have one
>Why?
I'd much rather get fucked by a stinky BBC
>>26622823
Nice try Tyrone. Get back to /hc/.
what does /r9k/ think of Ellen page?
>>26661699
Political dyke feminist SJW
>>26661699
l don't care.
>>26661727
but really hot though
Wake up. Last night's storm didn't wake you
n'wah blox
>TES:IV will be a decade old in less than a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zetK1Rp2Vh8
Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
How many of you fags are actually virgins anyway? I mean im a diagnosed sperglord and ive managed to fuck 5 girls at 21 years old. protip:use tinder. 4 of the 5 girls were from tinder within the past 3 months. That app is godsend
>>26661357
>Having aspergers
>Having seen a vagina
Please pick one option :)
>>26661357
Some of us don't want to fuck fatties. Have some self respect.
Im not but the first time and only time I had sex was so short and bad that I wish I still was
/r9k/ I have a very weird fetish, I'm obsessed with casted girls. What is your fetish?
I have a smoking fetish. Seeing beautiful women smoke make me rock hard.
>farts
>tall girls
>flat chests
>short hair
Sexy female armpits are my fetish.
Stubble is the best.
Frankie Muniz is a actor, writer, producer, and race car driver and had a girlfriend. He's 5 foot 4 inches.
What's your excuse?
>rich and famous man has girlfriend despite flaws
Okay then.
I don't like mixing with people outside of my immediate family
I wasn't a child actor.
Russian poster here. Tomorow is my birthsday. 21 already. Only yesterday i was happy i was eight and now a third of my life is over. I want to end it all. I cant existe like this anymore. No friends. No woman. Relatives hate me.
Shit job. Should i get drunk to death or go to the tayga alone?
>>26622554
Polish poster here. Help me get Saiga-12 or SVD when I'll finish making my gun licence.
Suicide bomb Putin while yelling "God Bless America" so you start WW3 or at least a civil war when you go.
>>26622554
you should go visit Russian Stripperfu before you die friendo
stripperfu pls be my gf
>now a third of my life is over
fuck by that logic nearly half my life is over help me
who /literotica/ here?
I've been fapping to written stories for quite LITERALLY the past month now
some stories are hella lewd
I like getting off to stories desu, my mind and boner work together and it's pretty much the only time I can actually visualize anything.
>>26661068
>fapping to words
holy kek
When I visit literotica it's 40/60 that I'll find something hot or find something so fucking dumb I laugh my ass off and lose my boner.
Japan is easy mode for white guys.
http://youtu.be/ma0dJ7MqbcU
Sure if you look like fucking Bon Jovi
>>26622656
LEl,nice excuse neet.
Anyways japanese women are just worms not even edgy
>>26622548
>Japan is easy mode for white guys.
you missed the 10/10 part
even then he got rejected
He'd have an easier time with white/black/khaki-brown skanks who give it up for free
>Clearly having trouble in social interaction.
>Have been skipping class shutting myself in my dorm room for months multiple time.
>Sees a psychologist .
>Having symptoms of some personality disorders, schizoid and a bit of antisocial, but she said it's not enough to give me a diagnose.
>Can't really decide what to do since I'm not entirely sure which one is definitive cause of my problems.
>Can't even throw an excuse when someone who "want to help" start nagging me.
>All the "You don't have problems!" said to me.
>>26622543
What are the symptoms of each disorder and how do they affect your ability to leave your room?
>someone who "want to help"
>nagging me
Have you ever considered that maybe they just care about you?
>>26622543
so there's nothing wrong with you, you're just a faggot?
Great thread
What do you think about during these recluse moments?
>dad retired 2 years ago
>already spent all of his retirement savings on paying off credit card debts and paying for sisters massively overdone expensive wedding
So now how does my dad expect to live for the next 20+ years? His only 64.
Your turn to be the provider anon.
Unless your sister married a very rich man in which case he's gonna have a sweet af retirement basement.
Obviously he's going to live with you! You can support your father in his twilight years, right?
I'm also -sure- the happy couple will remain married until death parts them. And not six months to a year.
Your dad got cucked by the system.
>>26622417
Next year he can cash in on all those sweet oldpeoplebux from the government.
If someone tells you they don't like animals be very cautious around them. People who don't like animals are usually evil and mentally ill.
Somebody told me that my cat was ugly once. She was still mostly a kitten too.
>>26622241
>implying humans aren't animals.
this is true, found out a guy didn't like cats, should have nope'd the fuck out of that instantly, he was a horrible person
Estimate the likelihood of a girl wanting the D in the following hypothetical situations:
>she invites you to a bar
>she invites you to see a movie
>she invites you to the swimming pool
>she jokes that you should come to her house to see her pets / play video games / whatever
>she invites you to a concert
>>26622115
learn to read body languages you autist, also just ask her friends. If you have to ask its probably platonic and you'll become a beta orbiter
>>26622115
>she invites you to a concert
I was invited via texting to a concert tomorrow. I declined.
Chances are too high I'd meet people i don't want to see and I'm not into becoming a beta orbiter.
>>26622165
>Chances are too high I'd meet people i don't want to see and I'm not into becoming a beta orbiter.
I'm not sure I see the link between these two propositions...?
So which one of these are you, anon? Delta + Or -?
>>26660980
I'm probably a gamma positive desu. I am not particularly intelligent or good looking but I do like intellectual pursuits and to learn while I disapprove of social circles.
>>26660980
delta positive.
how is that not original
>inb4 gamma+ in the whole thread
