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Someone post the blonde with big tits cooking please
Please please please x
Please please please
U got me on my knees
I'll sell my hopes and dreams
And start eating cheese
Posting /comfy/ y y x y n n
ITT: embarrassing faps
>>26663698
I masturbate to my cousin. A lot.
>masturbating to some torture hentai
>going pretty well
>suddenly it becomes all about shit
>decide I'll just live with it
>cum to shit
>>26663698
literally everyone jerked off to this video
You guys are really depressing. Have you ever considered you might be better off if you just got yourself a nice, cute girlfriend? I think you're spending too much time alone and it's making your views on reality distorted.
>>26624280
That picture makes me really sad
>>26624280
>got yourself a nice, cute gf
See that's the part I have trouble with.
>Have you ever considered you might be better off if you just got yourself a nice, cute girlfriend?
Of course I would be
The problem is actually getting one
Which is why I am here in the first place
>Dunning Kruger Effect NEETs think employed people are `le wageslaves XD` because the only employment they are familar with is bottom of the barrel minimum wage hourly psuedo-jobs
>In reality most people with salaried/office jobs actually do anywhere from 0-4 hours of actual work a day on average.
>Most of the time is spent shooting the shit / socializing, at lunch, on break, browsing the web, in meetings, and otherweise not having to actively `work hard` like minimum wage plebs
>NEETs will never know this firsthand because they never come anywhere close to this environment
So salarybros, how many hours a week do you work, and how does it compare to the average in your office?
>>26624124
I just wanted to say, as a salaryman, I'm super triggered by this post
>>26625020
>triggered by reality
?
I literally spend 60% of the time I'm at work just browsing Reddit and other sfw bullshit
Another 20% is talking to co-worker/relaxing on break/chilling in the bathroom
It's pretty pathetic but I only work 20% of the time.
Show me a better father. Pro-tip. You cant.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3456962/Woman-shares-father-s-racist-letter-Twitter-threatened-disown-having-black-boyfriend.html
>>26662995
daddy loves his little girl THIIIIIS much
>>26662995
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3456962/Woman-shares-father-s-racist-letter-Twitter-threatened-disown-having-black-boyfriend.html
bf's name is "nike"
LEL
>>26663022
not even comparable this guy is sick the dad in op's picture is completely sane. No sane minded white father would be happy with letting there daughter race mix with a filthy no good nigger
Does /r9k/ like libertarianism? You don't hate freedom do you?
it bears repeating that a libertarian is just a conservative who didn't get along with his father
I'm pro choice and don't mind gays, but despise bisexuals, trans, or any memegenders.
I'm pro gun and anti-imigration. Despite me probably voting for sanders, I disagree with his views on free tuition and I'm 22 and in college.
I don't hate minorities, but I do hate poor, uncivilized apes, pajeets, and sandniggers.
>>26623431
The only people who hate libertarianism are retarded statist collectivist socialist shills.
Will pregnancy make me happy?
>>26623386
I hear women get even crazier hormonal activity, mood swings and shit when preggers
>>26623386
boys cant get pregnant anon
>>26623386
Probably not. Even if it does, having a small child is usually a nightmare. As in, keeping you awake at night and not letting you sleep, among other things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
Utterly fascinating video.
One thing I wonder about, did Garrett really think he could have win Alexa's affection? Common sense says he couldn't have, but then again, you never know, he went for the kiss in the end.
Perhaps the kiss was what he truly wanted? He knew he'll never have Alexa, but tried to use the chance to do a saliva swap?
How do you see it, /r9k/?
The hands free tip will surely aid him in the courtship process
>>26623323
>did Garrett really think he could have win Alexa's affection?
probably, boys are brainwashed to think that being a beta m'gentlesir will attract women(even young ones lmao), perhaps he learned his lesson
>>26623323
Yes, I believe he was just genuinely that stupid. If it was an ironic trick or something he wouldn't have had it captured on video because it would make him look like a retard. He was just a socially blind person. Look at his fucking fedora.
>tfw you responded to her messages too quickly and showed how desperate you were
>the preview of this image
>this image
>the post right above this thread
what the fuck, what a strange bug
who cares fuck these bitches don't stress out over the little things if she thinks that you responding too quickly on text shows desperate fuck that hoe ass stank ass fuck booty hoe stank bicth
>>26662923
who cares? fuck women. there fucking weird.
I finally did it, I found someone /r9k/. Fuck all of you for saying I couldn't do it. I'm leaving this shit board now.
>>26623317
cya soon eggy
Haha, okay anon good luck!
We'll see you again in a couple of months I imagine!
>>26623317
see u tomorrow ;)
Does depression ever go away?
When you die it does.
It's been with me for a long 27 years.
i'm 29. it doesn't go away, it's always there but you sort of get number and number to things and less things matter as time goes on.
holy mother of KEK is being white in Japan really this easy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOhJPozBJB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rvQx-yw-Q check out the butthurt asian comments on this video.
Look at how triggered asians get in the comment section.
which one's the white guy?
>>26623199
Race mixing is disgusting, but it's more forgivable with Asians. Asians are the only other race with history and intellect that matches European's.
is it possible to rape girls' feet?
>>26623062
If you can rape their feelings then you can rape just about anything.
>>26623062
>automatic
top kekkity kek, what a fag
>>26623062
Well,the feet aren't some separate entity from the woman. If you rape her feet, you're raping her.
Like with all rape, just one n her down and go to town. Raping feet might be harder because footsex without lube doesn't feel very good. So you'd probably have to tie her up or knock her out, then lube up her soles and then start violating the.
>tfw no mombod gf
I just wanna fall asleep with my head on her butt while she pets my head.
>>26622980
I love moms so much. They have the perfect bodies. And, they have such a confident, nurturing aura about them.
>>26623436
how is she going to pet you while your head is on her butt.
>tfw not a huge titted slut that gets robots' contact information, flies to their houses, and gets them to fuck my tits until they pass out of exhaustion
why live...
Get over-yourself, whore.
>>26661868
I'd rather get over your dick
>>26661857
>tfw not a jizz fairy who travels the globe deflowering robots and saving the condoms.
>tfw I wont forget to correctly seal my condom collection in my luggage and have them burst in the aeroplane hold
>tfw I won't get soaking wet from the smell of robot semen on everyone's luggage at the carousel.
End my life now to be honest.
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