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ITT: People with real life problems.
My dad died a few hours ago, black and cherokee dad with a white mom. Best dad anyone has ever fucking had.
What are your real life problems r9k? No "Virgin", "lost gf", "Addicted to porn" problems
How did he die OP?
My 89 year old grandmom just started chemo. Doubt she will make it. Feelsbadman
You've made a lot of posts tonight.
I'm a junkie, does that count?
if you can just trivialise other people's problems like that then I'm glad your dad died you fuck
Who /goingtobedat4am/ here?
>>26617519
Why are you up so late anon?
YOU KNOW WHAT IS MUTHUHFUCKER
most nights
>Wanting an older, busty woman to hold you close, bow her head until it rests on top of yours while her hair drapes down, and simply hug you until you grow tired of standing
>Wanting an older woman to pet your head and say it's okay to cry in her arms
>Wanting an older woman to be legitimately shocked when you say you love her right before she calms down, lets out a small tired chuckle followed by a small reply that she's just surprised you'd fall in love with an old hag like her
>Wanting an older woman to subtley and unintentionally make remarks about her age only to blush and become flustered when you take her self-depreciating humor too seriously and tell her to stop it because she's beautiful
>Wanting an older woman to climb under the sheets with you, hold you close, and let you touch her in places that she hasn't felt another's hands on in an eternity
>Wanting an older woman to gently headpat you
>Wanting an older woman to slowly, and shyly, show you her nether regions as she asks you to be gentle because she believes you to be some rabid, youthful, machine under the sheets
>Wanting an older woman to be pleasantly surprised and hold you close between her large breasts as she gently sighs and wraps her thick legs around you reassuring you it's okay to cum inside her while she gazes at you with teary and lusty eyes
>Wanting to fall asleep in an older woman's arms with the room smelling faintly of women's perfume, sweat, and sex
>Wanting to wake up to an older woman in a naked apron asking you 'Ara ara~ do you want breakfast, a bath, or perhaps...' right before she breaks into laughter at how silly it sounded
>Wanting an older woman to gently sigh, and with her lusty relaxed eyes tell you 'honey, last night was wonderful. I love you.'
You're honestly a weirdo if you want to do any of this with an old and busted gal.
>>26617503
>implying getting old actually makes women humble
Also,
>remaking this thread
>posting this thread every day
>killing me inside every day
>>26617578
>Not motivating you to stop by a bar late at night and keep an eye out for that lonely and slightly drunk businesswoman with long, luscious, wavy hair and eyes fluttering as she tries to stay awake
You're killing me desu senpai.
Who /beatingaddiction/ here? I've cut my faps per day from 4 to 2 this month.
We're all gonna make it brehs.
I quit Benzos last July and also went sober in July and I've followed through cept for a few beers on new years eve. Cigarette consumption and faps per week is also at an all time low. Still, patting myself on the back for this shit is useless, even though I've gotten slightly healthier, my life situation only gets worse
>/beatingaddiction/
clever, made me lol
I've started nofap yesterday. Going strong.
>male cousin
>19
>little faggot twink
>has the flawless face of a woman
>literally looks like a good combination of my mother, his mother, and our grandmother when she was young
>thick girly thighs and ass
>wears really tight pants that showcases his ass
>beautiful feet and small hands
>5'8
>light lispy voice
>basically a trap without really trying to be one
>easily mistaken for a girl
>few weeks ago
>go to aunt's house for his little sister's birthday
>get greeted by all of them
>cousin hugs me tightly and kisses me a centimeter from the lips
>get a slight chub
>try to hide it by sitting down
>his father greets me(divorced aunt)
>former uncle is a hard man(like Stannis and Randyll)
>former army ranger
>he's the one who got me into lifting
>has the disappointing look on his face of not only is my son a fag, but he's a sexy girly twinky fag
>talk about picking things up and putting them back down with him
>he goes off to talk to my parents later when his ex is done talking to them
>cousin comes up and sits on the bench next to me
>his leg touching mine
>wearing a deep v neck
>not a single bit of hair anywhere
>wearing tight shorts that stop a few inches above the knees
>sporting a new haircut like pic related, except a little longer and blonde
>feels and squeezes my leg and arm
>you got big, anon. So muscley.
>th-thanks.
>we talk for a bit
>cousin invites me to hang out with his friends tonight
>wants to know if I can buy them alcohol
>I accept because he has a lot of hot female friends
>thanks me and gives me a quick peck on the lips
>what just happened?
>sing happy birthday to little cousin
>mingle with family and shit
Continued...
This is just going to be some anti-climactic pasta, isn't it?
>later that night
>go to liquor store with cousin
>get rum, vodka, and some other shit(he gets some strawberry and vanilla flavored vodka)
>meet up with his friends
>small get together
>I avoid drinking a lot since we agreed I'd drive
>chat up his friend Chelsea
>she shows interest in me
>manage to get her number
>have fun
>cousin acts like a flamboyant faggot, but whatever, he's giving life to the party
>party ends
>walking back to car
>cousin catches up with me
>puts arms around me
>starts talking with slurs
>getting all touchy feely
>touches my abs and starts feeling my pecs
>tries to lift my shirt
>I get uncomfortable and push him off
>get into car
>cousin won't get in
>starts pouting and being a little bitch
>after a few minutes of telling him to get in I get out and force him to get in
>start driving to his house
>cousin starts talking about Chelsea
>tells me how they are best friends
>get to a red light
>cousin starts rubbing my leg
>pull into the walgreens parking lot, he says
>the fuck?
>push his hand off and keep driving
>he tells me he'll tell Chelsea I'm seeing another girl just before we pass the walgreens
>the little bitch starts rubbing my leg again when I park the car
>ask him what the hell he wants
>he starts rubbing my dick as it gets erect
>fuck me
>I'm so confused
>what the hell is going on
>why?
>what!?
Also, posted the wrong picture. His hair is more like this my bad.
Continued...
>>26639902
yeah
wanna just jerk off?
why are you sad tonight robots?
>>26638609
Because every night is exactly the same
>>26638609
i went to the asian super market and bought $30 worth of candy and weeb snacks to send to a 15 year old girls so that she can be happy.
but then i just realized she's going to eat it all without even thinking of me and then shitting it all out.
why do i even try.
I nuked my only real interpersonal relationship in a probably irreparable fashion. Nothing is enjoyable, I'm tired all the time, sobriety is torturous, and I'm just generally sick of being alive.
>tfw going to have asian mommy gf to support my stay at home lifestyle
>tfw she's going to teach me how to have sex
>tfw going to cum deep inside her and then cuddle with her for hours while suckling on her big breasts
I've been a lonely, suicidal, kissless virgin my whole life and now it's finally looking up. Don't give up r9k!
>>26617190
Details nigger
Chink jap gook?
Looks out of /10
How you met and pics
>>26617190
Livin the dream. Until she gets sick of it and dumps you and you realize you've squandered your time instead of improving yourself.
Still jelly.
>>26617190
Please post a green text story, I haven't fapped today.
I have studied International Relations for years. Please take your time to read this.
Turkey believes it has the upper hand in Syria. Turkey believes that Russia is afraid of NATO and would not risk war with NATO over this region. Turkey reaffirmed this position when they shot down that Russian jet.
Russia believes they have the upper hand in this region. They believe that NATO would not risk a world war over something like Syria. They believed they were safe to do as they pleased seeing how America has been delivering weak responses to other global skirmishes.
If Turkey enters Syria, they will most certainly get into a conflict with the Syrian government as President Assad vowed to send back Turkish and Saudi troops in coffins. Russia is actively supporting Assad with the military right now.
If Turkey and Russia get it on, either Article 5 is invoked and all of NATO attacks Russia, or Turkey is kicked out of NATO and NATO is seen as a paper tiger. It'd be open season on NATO nations.
Get ready. Turkey has already crossed the border into Syria. You can't stop it, they've just begun.
Finally, I can find peace when the world goes out in ablaze.
NATO wouldn't risk a war over sand people, especially if Trump is elected.
>>26617134
Ah well, maybe it's best to reset the clock. Humanity has been pretty silly lately.
Also, why don't I see any /pol/ threads up? If the end is nigh the happening should be plastered everywhere
I used a fake alpha pic. the guy looks 90% like me
then i continue our chattin on fb
90% of my tinder matches didnt even arrive at the Fb stage
the rest 1% flaked or got even more scatter brained by competing assholes
Any girl actually using Tinde must be desperate as fuuuck, so it doesn't really seem worth it.
>>26617133
Not me, but my catfish always gets laid.
I always get to the part where she wants to meet, then I panic and unmatch.
>>26617167
the trick is to use a catfish that is 90% like u , so u can add on fb ...HOWEVER like i said....women by nature are so fuckin scatter brained & adhd, that your texts will probably get lost in the flood of messages they get
How much longer will you go until you lower your standards?
I'll never be that much of a pathetic degenerate. That's what you'd classify as someone who is pussy whipped.
Also only shows-forth women cant be lonely.
>average looking guy
>have to date a literal monster to get some hole
My standards are already fairly low.
>Don't have an ugly face
>Don't be fat
>Don't have STDs
>Be someone I'd enjoy spending time with.
I don't give enough of a shit to go out and look for someone and they're certainly not falling out of the sky and on to my cock, so I'm content to sit here and masturbate.
>tfw anxiety meds start making you angrier
Also fuck this website. I fucking hate all of you.
>>26617131
That's probably not the meds, what meds though?
>>26617131
Let me guess, you're on an SSRI? Protip they don't help jackshit
>>26617154
Clonazepam, weak shit I know but I've also been drinking.
Just drove home from my melee local.
I got into a fight with a teenager and am now banned from all tournaments in the area for a month.
I'm upset.
>>26617120
>meleefags in a nutshell
>>26617132
FUCK OFF TR4SHNIGGER
I think everyone at any smash event should be gassed.
who /beginning to snap/ here?
i didn't snap i broke into a million little pieces and have never been put back together
>>26617006
I'm pretty close to taking my things and walking out the front door into homelessness
>>26617017
Didn't you watch them fall? Fit them back together.
In a desperate situation, would you hit it?
>>26616965
I'd bang her like a fucking conga drum
>>26616965
What did she do? She doesn't look too crazy. At least not crazy enough to rip your dick off during sex.
Assuming there's a vagina and it's clean enough, yeah.
So we`ve figured out that life is pointless
>stacy gfs are pointless
>chad friends are pointless
>morals are subjetive
>nothing we do will matter in the overall course of humanity
>quantom physics implies that nothing is even real
>conforming to a society that rejects us is pointless
>forever beta
What do we do now?
If its all pointless you should stop giving a fuck and run naked through the streets.
>>26616950
Sounds like an existential crisis
what got you interested in quantum physics?
>>26617307
who doesnt want to know the secrets of the universe
