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>tfw someone compliments you but you're so deep in your hole of depression and self-loathing that it just makes you feel awkward and uncomfortable.
>lol im so quirky and depressed :(((
>i;m not like the other girls who are happy
>im very depressed and saaad and so akward rofl X3
>>26614504
so how do you make a guy like that feel something pleasant?
>>26614504
>tfw someone compliments you but you think they are laughing at you because this is how they did it in high school
My porch monkey neighbor is beating the shit out his white wife right now. Should I call the police or let the dindu run amuck?
>>26614456
Let her suffer. She will soon learn her lesson.
Burn the coal pay the toll
it's sad but calling the police will make it much worse for them in the long run because of the legal troubles. businesses won't hire a man with a criminal record.
if you fancy yourself a hero, m8 go over there yourself and calm the situation.
Don't call the police it'll be funny when he kicks your ass next and makes you his new beyoch
> CHODE = Come Help Obtain Dark Enlightenment
> GIMPS = Get In My Pelvis, Sexually
> WEWLAD = Wishing Every Woman Loved Anime & Dickgirls
> CUMB0Y = Can't Understand Mom's Bitching Over Yandere
> SHOTA = Single Horny Obese Turbo Autist
> RICKSHAW = desiRing I Could Kinkily Smell Her Armpits Well
bully post, my friend
>2 posts
>1 IP
Here's your reply, op. I'm sorry, but your thread is absolute shit and not funny at all.
i think your thread is pretty good op. i laughed at it.
>been lifting for almost a year
>got a juicy back and big biceps
>got a new haircut
>girls on class are mirin
>call me handsome
>they are fucking hugging me, taking pictures with me
>just stand there
>tfw made it and still autistic as fuck
Lifting won't help you much.
And will probably make you a faggot
ive been lifting for a while and im pretty fit. it's just another part of the routine now. i dont know why i do it anymore, im fucking garbage and no amount of lifting will ever fix that
>>26614422
The worst thing is that skipping a workout makes me feel like shit
>>26614374
What was your workout routine and diet?
What year did your life turn to shit?
2001 - puberty
>>26622985
2003 - middle school
>>26623136
>>26623219
These once childhood ended so did my happiness
Is death grips actually good or is it just meme music with anger? Most of it is really really bad someone recc me some good death grip songs.
it's good
whenever I first listened to it I thought it was trash, but I just kept going back to it for some reason and now I'm a fan
>>26622352
>>/2011/
Here's some more content, you fucking bot
I've Seen Footage is the most easy to lisen track.
Try Get Got, Hacker, Bitch Please, Culture Shock, or maybe even their instrumental album, Fashion Week (Runway N is my fav track)
But >>26622400 is pretty much the process.
>tfw no Asian bf who will let me fetishize him and is ok with me liking him only because he's Asian
>>26614333
I don't know this Asian feel
robot9007
>>26614333
im asian bear
T. Chang wang lang rite? :^)
Anyone want to hang out with either me or a skype group? Just want to talk about whatever and have the funnies. Currently playing black ops if anyone wants to talk to me.
>TFW No friends
>TFW CDP won't notice you
Well gee anyone who plays brodude games cant be too bad.
22/F/CAL post your contact info?
I wish something more functional like Discord would catch on here.
Managing multiple skype accounts is fucking horrific, and there's no way to segregate private information visibility so you're stuck using your real name to talk to online randos or a screen name to talk to family and irl friends.
>tfw mid-20s and still scared of driving
I've had the excuse that I can't afford a car for the longest time, but my dad got an inheritance and bought me a cheap car. I like the car and I've been practicing a bit in the neighborhood, but I'm afraid to drive on main streets. I have anxiety issues and it stresses me the fuck out.
Any advice? I want to take my driver's exam soon. Being able to drive for the first time is going to change my life, but I'm having trouble doing it.
>>26614260
I knew this feel when I was first learning to drive. I really disliked it and felt like I was in danger. Just keep on practicing in your neighborhood and slowly branch out. Before you know it, it will come naturally and the anxiety will subside. Be happy! Being able to drive will change your life for the better big time.
>>26614260
I'm 23 and won't drive again until 24
My license got suspended
i fucking love driving fast. it's the only fun i have.
Would you fuck a 3/10 (think Tomoko, but actually ugly) given the chance?
>>26614200
Yes, I've lowered my standards that low and would do it like the pathetic cunt I am.
>>26614200
Yes, as long as 3/10 doesn't mean landwhale.
>>26614200
Maybe. Need to know what you consider a 3/10
>he's a wagecuck
tip top kek
pic related
>>26614088
This is one of my favorite meems. I can taste the salt.
>>26614155
it's honestly funny because it's reality friendo
>>26614191
Hey man, whatever floats your boat.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ANDtsqQhQ
Rerun of yesterday
Let's hear some voices
>>26622290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OsWJ5MIYSc
;-)
>>26622290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZtP2TXig7z
>>26622290
gentleman
>>26624112
redneck
Why we meet again. Me the rougish charming gentleman and you the pathetic intrusive insect. You thought you could leech off the warmth of this house like an overgrown child latched to the teat, but you are mistaken my friend.
You see, I cannot let this slight go...
Don't harm him, he might have some NEET bux he could share with you for the roof over his head.
>>26614026
Stinkbugs are in your walls yo.
>>26614061
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE HEAT AT
Weirdest thing you've ever done to get off.
>put jelly sleeve toy inside of a thermos
>roll the thermos in one end of yoga mat
>grip the mat and fuck it doggystyle
>stick finger in butt whilst working it til I climax
>mfw
Right now you go.
>>26613989
Have sex with a woman who then got pregnant. Then she blew me and swallowed so I basically fed my unborn child my semen.
>>26613989
Lathered up lotion between the cushions of a cheap leather couch and fucked it.
>>26614042
>origcommenblox desu senpai
Holy fuck having someone who loves you and cares for you makes life feel worth living. I can't believe how I use to live, it's like going from pergatory to heaven.
Yeah, it's like that for a while.
It will become shitty soon enough, I'm warning you now.
You can't miss what you don't know. If you loose it now, you will be really fucked, so better hang in there.
>>26614111
And after that major hump, its a euphoric feeling, anger, annoyance, bliss, joy, acceptance but never hate, a feeling you will protect at all cost. You are now soulmates bound to this life and the next. Well there might be a feel prior to this, this is more an end game feel.
