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There's a girl that works at a coffee shop in my college.
I've spoken to her before she worked there and she knows me. I'm going to ask her out when I see her again.
What should I say?
pls respond
guys pls do
>>26610069
>girls that like coffee
>girls that work in a coffee shop
Im going to tell you right now that she will cuck you.
the caffeinated jew makes women promiscuous as fuck.
You could try drinking a beer to get a little buzz and confidence. (Get rid of the smell if any).
Don't try to complicate it, it will increase your chances of spilling your lasagna. Make it simple, eyy bby let me fart on your tits
Has anyone here ever practiced the art of slut shaming in public? How did it work out for you?
>>26609948
Is there more of this girl?
OC comment do not steal
"b-b-but you--you're a SLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
this one slut I dated was trying to cock block and told the girl I cam quick and I told her to shut up and said she was a roastie. She was, her pussy was disgusting.
>"The trade went through! YES!!!! CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY-"
Oh, did I scare you, NEETY? Sorry 'bout that. After a hardworking but stimulating and rewarding day, I just finished a contract that is going to ensure me a sizable bonus. Now I get to go home, tell my girlfriend, and go out and celebrate with her and some friends, winning the admiration and envy of them all. So as you can imagine, I'm pretty pumped!
B-b-but those shitposts are probably pretty satisfying, too, NEETY. Keep 'em coming. After all, I do need something to keep me entertained for those rare unoccupied moments of my day when I'm not shooting the breeze with coworkers, eating my delicious lunch my girlfriend made me, playing games, or putting in a few hours a day for my stimulating, emotionally fulfilling job that keeps my mind sharp and provides the foundation for all other purpose in my life.
Another day, another shitpost, though, amirite, NEETY?
your words can't hurt me.
I'm already dead.
>>26609862
YAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNN
Hmmmm, oh. I'm sorry wagecuck. I wasn't listening. You were doing something related to your dead end job? I was busy huffing this sweet jenkem.
>mfw I witness the wagecuck backlash against the bullying, oppressive NEETS
Seriously, this is like the 6th thread today. And I probably missed a couple at work.
>come stick him inside me! its not like thats not natural
b-but, you're a cartoon!
Please stop posting this anon
I'm trying to stop fapping to anime
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY YOU DO THIS
>just be yourselfI'm going to assume this comment is far from original.
That picture is entirely accurate desu senpai.
>>26610563
I cant tell if you're being serious but thanks for actually posting something.
Holy shit. Nobody cares that you have 'social anxiety'. I despise these autistic retards who are still on about "tfw no gf". Just kill yourself.
This girl I had a crush on in highschool turned into a fat transexual furry sjw.
Really dodged a bullet there
what a gal
What did she look like when you had a crush on her?
>implying you aren't either
Who /blowjob/ here?
>always found the idea of blowjobs to be not very arousing
>would always skip the blowjob part it in porn
>gf gives me one on first date
>feels amazing
>seeing her haunched down on my cock and stroking my balls
Blowjobs are great
>>26609699
>gf gives BJ on the first ate
Mmmm enjoy that roastie pussy senpai
good job man im proud of you
>>26609699
>tfw you grab her head and just ram it in
>that moment right after fapping where all you feel is loneliness & shame
>this+coming down on speed at the same time
just kill me familia lmao
>>26609802
this is me right now.
>take amphetamine to get stuff done
>tell myself I'll masturbate and then start working
>masturbate for a couple of hours and cum a few times
>start coming down and hating myself intensely
I do this like 4 times a week
>>26609854
is your dick fucked now?
i currently have a sort of scab from a week ago and it;s got the hard flaccid things going on cause i was too aggressive. i had blueballs but they feel better now
it was worth it though, i finally appreciat ass
Join up.
67.202.109.35:26361
Read these.
http://pastebin.com/Tb0Kx4tH
http://pastebin.com/VSqRJViG
Have fun.
>Want to join.
>Don't have it.
b-bumpbloxbloxxx
Bump.originalserverbumpblox
>friends cancel on me for 2nd weekend in a row. Some won't even text me back
>put off doing my work and eating because I assumed I was getting messed up today
>still a virgin
>I met a qt who I'm pretty sure makes fun of me behind my back and uses me for weed
>so no gf
>Cs in all my classes
>no shows or anime to watch
>just want to feel loved and not alone
>I've jerked off twice today to a vid of my Youtube waifu crying cause she might die of diabetes I
>am going to be sober for the next 12 hours at least and have work to do
fuck my life
>my birthday
>same as any other day
really if you have friends at all you shouldn't be here
>>26609482
apparently I don't.
>why are you not out tonight?
i sit in my room and think about how much of a worthless piece of shit I am with interludes of playing video games I don't like so I can stop hating myself momentarily everynight, I don't know why tonight would be any different
Who else knows this feel?
>>26609436
Reminds me of the first few times my ex and I tried anal
get the hell out of here
no coat 4 u
>>26609436
>tfw no bf to pound my boipucci
The first girl I ever major crushed on, who also led me on for about 8 months just got engaged. At least tell me i have a decent taste robots
Is this a crush thread?
The chick, she also got engaged
>not born looking like a rugged 8/10 with a great sense of humor.
How can us mortals compete?
>>26609426
Shes okay, if thats you go stubblehead for moar edge
does anyone else her like short hair? god tier on girls objectively. I lost my folder so please feel free to post some nice short hairs
>>26609416
anyone know this chicks name? i've been trying to find a source on that pic for a year. shes the perfect andyro grill.
>>26609485
I agree don't know who she is though.
Short hair is good hair.
Who here Dip? It's a southern thang... Eurofags and Yankees need not comment
Do you mean the southern hemisphere?
Souther USA you foreigner mudslime. Dixie!!!
>>26609437
Then you're a yankee. Yankee means American.
Reminder that Mia Sand is the new Katya of /r9k/
>inb4 butterface:
Her face is beautiful
>inb4: fat
If you think she's fat you're probably a pedophile
Tits are only redeeming quality
>>26609237
muscle girls are back in ?
makes sense a bunch of openly misogynist /pol/acks secretly want to be dominated by a powerful woman.
>>26609301
Nice generalization
I'm a communist and I've loved thick thighs since I was 12
