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Why the fuck do we search for messed up shit knowing it'l fuck us up even more?
>>26614289
reported to FBI man, hope you have a iphone
>>26614321
plz dude i can't go back to jail
>>26614289
I hope you like vans, m80
Anyone here ever do nofap incidentally because of depression?
Going on 7 months here. I used to force myself to fap so it wasn't pent up, but now I've lost the motivation to even do that.
>>26612557
I incidentally did nofap by way of being addicted to opiates. So I guess in an indirect way it was because of depression.
>>26613551
I fucking wish I had opiates. The best I can do right now is poppy seed tea.
>>26613580
That's what I do most of the timeit's better than prescription opiates.
Is it worth getting a gf if she is flat as a board?
>>26612523depends on her age
>>26612523
If the rest is decent absolutely
>>26612523
I would fuck her raw Tbh
Its Friday night. What is your excuse for not going out to the club and getting pussy?
I'm eating Rice Crispies
I'd rather get super high and play vidya with my room mate
I have no interest in "the club" or getting pussy.
Has this place, unironically helped anybody else?
Chadfish threads made me delete my online dating profiles, give up on relationships entirely.
Becoming a redpilled recluse somehow gave me more hope for the future, realizing that women and social relationships aren't worth wasting time over and that not having them frees you up to do anything you can imagine.
I realized that I've always been pretty much right about everything.
>>26612308
i was an sjw before coming here and now im regular so yes
>>26612308
The red pill, black pill stuff can be beneficial to some but it does a lot of bad to those looking to justify their lack of effort.
What makes a girl "pure"?
>>26612019
Being 2D
>>26612019
Nothing, because they're human beings and no human being is inherently pure
Besides pureness is just a word; it's inherently subjective
>>26612034
/thread
DESUFAMILIAORIGINALFUCKTHEROBOT
Any minority bro's here? Only non-whites are allowed to post in this thread.
Any anon wish they can get their ass licked by a beautiful white girl? I want a beautiful blonde hair, blue eyed white woman to lick my puerto rican culo. I want her to wipe her tongue across my ass like she is eating a popsicle. I want her tongue to be my personal toilet paper.
Post your minority feels anons.
>>26613142
Tfw no pretty white gf
>Tfw I'm an 8-10/10
>Tfw I can't get any girl because my dad wants me to marry a girl of my same race
>Tfw I have to cockblock every chick that tries to flirt with me.
>>26613142
Blackbot here.
I'm more annoyed by the fact that black women want nothing to do with black guys and almost exclusively hook up with white guys now.
I couldn't really give a shit about "bootiful white waifus" I just wish I could be with women of my own race.
I know you might feel like your never going to get a girlfriend. But statistically speaking most of you will at one point at least have one girlfriend. AND ONCE YOU DO, boy are you gunna feel like a bunch of fucking retards. All it's going to take is one nice girl kissing on your neck and telling you she loves you, to take all that bitterness away. And turn you into a complete hypocrite who suddenly finds themselves not giving a shit about wizard chan.
>>26611929
And then she leaves you and you remember it all again
>>26611929
It's gonna be great senpai I'm gonna slather my dick in peanut butter and have her make ME a sandwich desu.
>select all images with a shed.
DESU.
>>26611929
what is going on in that pic and where is the source?
What is the easiest way to get a boy to abandon his more "childish" hobbies? I currently am trying to get my guy (who is 28 by the way) to stop playing with pic related as well as other things and nothing is working.
>>26613117
fuck u desu
>>26613117
Oh fuck off
His hobby hurts no one you dumb cunt
But this is obviously b8
>>26613117
How about "Go fuck yourself and let him enjoy things he likes you controlling piece of shit", have you tried that yet?
How many robots play Dota? Personally, it takes up the majority of my free time. I'm still relatively shit at it which is depressing because it's taken up the past 2 years of my life. The game makes me want to kill myself every time I play it but i still come back
Anyone else?
>>26611918
3k hours here
It doesn't make me rage or anything but I want to stop, so much wasted time
it's pretty fun
all three of my games today weren't too great though
first game I had a fucking invoker support
second game I got a literal peruvian who lastpicked dark seer when we had no support and an LC who went jungle instead of safe lane when we had no other carries so I had to safelane as nightstalker
third game we had a meepo who fed, a leshrac who fed and an invoker who barely used half of his spells when he bought refresher
>>26611918
plyaing it now. can only deal with it while drunk now and just play custom games. the rest starts to feel too much like work
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Am I the only one that feels is harder to be noticed in here than in real life?
It's only hard to be noticed here when you're not shitposting.
Also, it helps being a girl.which I am btw
>>26611770
No, I know that feel.
Much like in real life, what becomes popular here and what fades into obscurity is determined by an infinite set of social rules that I will never be able to predict or understand. 95% of the time when I make a post, either it gets no replies or the thread dies.
>>26611806
It's never shitpost and it still gets overlooked. A thread with 100 replies and all of them are discussed except mine.
When's the last time someone told you they loved you? Parents don't count.
Never
fampai
>>26611717
My bro said he loved me in a no-homo way when we had a heart to heart on New Years Eve.
The last time a girl said it? My ex saying she still loved me when she was rolling on molly last year.
>>26611717
I literally can't even remember. Oh wait, an asshole who never actually cared about me used to lie to me and say he loved me. He didn't though.
>only 40% of men throughout history have managed to reproduce
that means most men who lived didn't have access to a woman
What women are doing now is just naturally transitioning back to this
http://www.psmag.com/nature-and-technology/17-to-1-reproductive-success
my rebuttal
>>26611971
>>26611697
So basically you're saying that instead of letting people evolve based on the best genetics, you want to make genetic progress stagnant and force people to be born and with things like mental illnesses and suffer because of it?
>>26612729
if you want to live in a stable society, yes, that is what is required.
you do realize that for a hundred thousand years the whole natural selection best genes shit is how we survived right? that entire time we were uncivilized tribal animals. once agriculture came around we started creating actual civilizations and needed to change our breeding habits to accommodate.
What was pre-9/11 America like, /r9k/?
>inb4 underage. I'm 18
>inb4 two towers more
>>26611649
PS2 hype was real. School didn't totally suck ass for me yet. That's about all I remember.
not american, but pre 9/11 world is very hard to describe. It's more of a feeling than anything.
America was great
Post the worst thing you've ever done.
I'll start: Beat a man until he had to be taken to the hospital and was in critical condition.
Made someone belive I was a grill
made him fall in love with me and dump his gf because I was bored and just wanted to know how it feels to be loved
told my mother I have suicidal thoughts
Pulled my pants down and farted in my grandma's face in front of the whole family. And said "this one's for you!"
