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Is there such a thing as a female virgin?
>>26606350
Yes. Don't believe the lies spread on this site. About a third of 18 year old girls are still virgins.
>>26606397
only males are called virgins
the correct term for women who haven't had sex yet is girls with whore potential
>>26606397
But how do I get one to be my gf?
Since every main race has their little threads to rant about their lives, let's have one for us.
>what are the two races you are made out of? what's your mother, what's your father?
>with which race do you more identify with?
>what are the issues you face related to your ethnicity?
>what are your thoughts about the two races you were made out of? do you dislike one of them?ignore the /pol/ virgins
my mother is white my father is black
i identify more with black people
i dont really have any issues related to my ethnicity
i dont dislike either black or white people, just the ghetto and racist trash
>>26606213
>mfw a mulatto mutant tries to fit in with real people near me
Nice try cocochan stalker.
Has a gril ever spilled spaghetti over you?
>>26606183
my female friend once had the whole "I'm not interested, b-b-baka" scene, felt pretty cringy desu
>>26606404
Kinda like this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqrSXISDNE0
>>26606183
A qt asian girl once did. And I was too autistic to realize until it was too late. And since then life has gone downhill so steeply that such a thing will never happen again.
So how are your relations with your sister(s)?
>>26606182
she's a dirty unhygienic feminist vegan free-range cunt. I don't talk to her and when she tries to talk to me I tell her to fuck off. she used to abuse me when I was a child because she was older than me. now she's a "peace activist" and all her friends thinks she is a good person but I know that she's really an evil cunt deep down. fuck her.
>>26606262
Did she abuse you sexually?
>>26606182
TFW only child
kill me
anyone else live in this shit hole state?
>be me
>had the 'pleasure' of moving to sussex county in 10th grade
>confused goth kid
>no friends
>only "goth kid" in school
>eventually make friends in 12 grade out of pity from the rednecks
I ended up dropping out of college from anxiety. somehow got a well paying job delivering car parts for a living.was recently diagnosed with Aspergers
>>26606153
I live in fuckin Delmar bro
>>26606153
Holy shit that's Litterally right in my town, I go in that food lion and McDonald's all the time. WTF small world
>>26606399
fuck delmar, worse than where i am.
dagsboro fag here
I just drank half a liter of water from the tap during a boil order!
I didn't know there was one until after. I'm freaking out guys, vomiting is one of my biggest fucking fears.
http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article61279517.html
Oh my god
i had the same fear as a kid.
the only way to get rid of the fear is to vomit.
the more you've done it, the less aweful it becomes.
>>26606629
no pls. I can't handle it. I hate the feeling.
Fuck i wish i knew about this boil order!
>afraid of puking
You have serious fucking mental issues and need to die if you're fucking scared of a normal bodily function.
Ok get in here its story time.
this one happened at the last Halloween party and I'm telling it now because I just recovered, I'm gonna try to green text it as best as I can.
>be me 2k15
>be Halloween
>spooks everywhere
>3spooky5me.gif
>decide to be spooky too
>get invited to party at a dorm
>get dressed as Vader
>pic related
>bitches love class
>go to party with mask on
>everyone who sees me on the way takes pictures with me
>they fucking love my custom
>confidentboost.jpg
>arrive at party
>only one dressed except for some NORMIES who just have face paint
>lolfaggots.jpg
>chicks dig my vader swag
>they take pictures with me
>one chick sticks more than the others
>tell me my suit is awesome multiple times and sometime while screaming in excitement
>grind a couple of times
>she cant hold her wet panties
>tells me to take off mask
>I play hard to get and refuse
>starts making out with mask
>wtfbitchfokoff.gif
>she's horny as hell
btw at this point I'm missing out on all of those hints I'm just dancing and taking pictures with others and too dumb to realize she wants to fuck
>go outside to breath a little bit
>bitch follows
>starts talking
>i make a joke about my penis being a light saber
>she laughs and starts rubbing my light saber
>I completely miss the hints
>she's really drunk and her pussy could fix africa
>asks me again to take off the mask
>refuse again
>starts rubbing my penis and says "pretty please"
>fokoffuslut.webm
>starts walking away
>she gets angry and slaps my helmet off
>she see's my face
>close in to make out
>push her to the ground
>"bitch you broke my fucking mask"
>she gets up and leaves
>still missing the hook up hints
>realize she wanted to fuck after I go home
>fuckmeintheass.jpg
>still think about it everytime I go to sleep
so what stories keep you up at night ?
at least you got invited to a party
spooky shit right there
how much of a faggot can you be
I work at McDonalds and regularly ejaculate over the McChicken. I regularly get compliments that my McChicken tastes better than others.
>>26605638
That's probably why.
how sad must your life be that you have to lie to strangers on this shitty board.
It wasn't even a good lie
It wasn't funny
It wasn't entertaining
It wasn't insightful in anyway
You're pathetic
OP's bullshit aside, I haven't had mcdonalds for years. Finally got some mcchickens and it was the most disgusting thing i've shoved down my gullet in a long while. What the fuck happened? I used to love this shit.
so when im out of pot i light up my empty bowl and take what i was taught is a "resin hit"
now am i actually just inhaling lighter gas
because i exhaled smoke and feel high
It's resin you underage cunt. The byproduct of smoking, you can scrape it and roll it up in bits of rolling paper to make it easier to smoke, we call those bullets
>being such a junkie you need to smoke the remains for a fix
>>26605774
im 19 you fucking nigger kill yourself ill fucking kill you call me under age one more fucking time and ill dox u and nuke ur country faggot
>>26605943
or maybe im a NEET and have no dollars? fucking normie
>weed junkie
kill urse
Its fapping to anime the proof of being a irreemedable loser?
I dunno, anon... is it?
Fapping to anime is proof that you are a free man.
>>26605572
If anything, society should view 2D porn as favourable since no real women are involved and hence there's no risk of anyone being coerced, abused, etc. in the process.
>"""""men""""" who are victims of domestic violence
Is there anything more pathetic?
>>26605557
Everyone on this board, for starters.
>>26605590
Eat shit
And die
Faggot
>>26605557
say that to the faces of people who've been bloodied by their wives you pompous fucking cunt.
What is the least-demanding, least-humiliating, easiest job for a robot to acquire? Obviously one with minimal to no contact with other humans is a must
>least-demanding
>least-humiliating
None.
But, an easy robot job would be a janitor. No one wants to speak to you and if you work in an office building or courthouse then the chances of cleaning up baby vomit or shit are pretty low.
Also, if a robot has a CDL they can drive a garbage truck for decent wages.
>>26605498
Night security guard.
I'm at work right now and I've been shitposting for 4 hours almost non stop.
>>26605710
How'd you land this cushy position? Did you need any particular qualifications?
Any other robots writers here? I know I enjoy writing in my down time. It fills the void in my NEET life.
>your current project(s)
>how much you write on a daily basis
>are you going for publication?
>have you ever shared your writing before?
I'm currently writing a scifi story set on a waypoint space station in between the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies. Its coming along nicely.
>your current project(s)
I'm currently writing the fifth instalment of my six-part memoir.
>how much you write on a daily basis
I dedicated at least eight hours each for writing and revision
>are you going for publication?
Of course. The traditional kind.
>have you ever shared your writing before?
No and I won't until my publication is guaranteed and my work protected by copyright.
>your current project(s)
I'm writing poems about my life. I know it sounds cliche, but it makes me feel better about myself
>how much you write on a daily basis
At least 20 pages, with periodical breaks to browse the internet.
>are you going for publication?
Not really. Its just a passive hobby, nothing more.
>have you ever shared your writing before?
No because I don't want anyone stealing my stuff and claiming they wrote it.
>>26605492
Yeah, I've picked up writing as a hobby a couple of weeks ago and have been experimenting with stories and stuff
>your current project(s)
not to sound pretentious i'm writing a story that is, on the surface looks like its about warfare and battle, but really its a book about how people escape from boredom as well as a commentary on the deceptive appearances of nature
maybe this is too ambitious for me to start out with but i dont know, we'll see
>how much you write on a daily basis
500 words a day approx.
>are you going for publication?
nah. doubt i'd get published
>have you ever shared your writing before?
a couple of times, general consensus is that it's shit
i really like writing though, it honestly helps me relax and focus.
At the core of extreme narcissism is egotistical preoccupation with self, personal preferences, aspirations, needs, success, and how he/she is perceived by others. Some amount of basic narcissism is healthy, of course, but this type of narcissism is better termed as responsibly taking care of oneself. It is what I would call "normal" or "healthy" narcissism.
Extreme narcissists tend to be persons who move towards eventually cutting others off and becoming emotionally isolated. There are all types of levels on that road to isolation. Narcissists come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees. I would like to address how a person becomes an extreme narcissist.
Narcissism, in lay terms, basically means that a person is totally absorbed in self. The extreme narcissist is the center of his own universe. To an extreme narcissist, people are things to be used. It usually starts with a significant emotional wound or a series of them culminating in a major trauma of separation/attachment. No matter how socially skilled an extreme narcissist is, he has a major attachment dysfunction. The extreme narcissist is frozen in childhood. He became emotionally stuck at the time of his major trauma of separation/attachment.
In my work with extreme narcissist patients I have found that their emotional age and maturity corresponds to the age they experienced their major trauma. This trauma was devastating to the point it almost killed that person emotionally. The pain never was totally gone and the bleeding was continuous. In order to survive, this child had to construct a protective barrier that insulates him/her from the external world of people. He generalized that all people are harmful and cannot be trusted.
The protective insulation barrier he constructed is called a false persona. He created a false identity. This identity is not the true person inside. The many types of false personas or identities that an extreme narcissist creates can vary.
Some narcissists may have the ability to change into a variety of identities according to the situation. The wounded child inside may choose to present a front as a "bad ass" and tough individual. He may look, by appearance, intimidating and scary to the average person. He could also play the "nice guy/person" whom everyone likes. A corporate type version can be one that is diplomatic, proper, and appearing to care but in reality does not. Another very likeable extreme narcissist can be the one that chooses the comedian role. He is the life of the party and has everyone in stitches, making them laugh constantly. Everyone wants to include this person because they are a lot of fun.
Try to get close or ask personal questions as to how he is internally doing and feeling and you will find is that he will quickly distract you. They will sidestep the question with another joke, making you suddenly forget what you were asking. Narcissists can be very skilled at dodging and ducking personal questions. If you press them, they will then slot you as "unsafe" and will begin to avoid you and exclude you from their life.
There is also the success oriented narcissist. She will be your friend and keep you close to her as long as you are useful. Once you do not have anything more to offer and she has taken all they wanted from you, you are history. You are no longer desired, wanted, or sought.
I remember a significant half dozen of these in my life. One narcissist in particular avoids me like the plague because he knows that I do not ultimately plan my life around whether people like me or not. Hence my behavior cannot be controlled by him. He is threatened by my self-assuredness. I'm not safe to him. It does not matter that I have helped him in critical moments of his life. When he realized that he could not control me to make him look good when I was with him, he dropped me like a heavy weight. I received no more phone calls and was taken off his radar screen.
Another extreme narcissist stopped calling me when I got my Ph.D. I believe that, in his insecurity, he could no longer look "better" than me and be the focal person. As a result, he felt threatened that I had a more powerful image than he did. I think it is silly because I do not care about whether people have degrees to validate their intrinsic value as a human being.
In my ministerial past, I have had several colleagues that I considered to be like blood brothers. We had sworn honesty and loyalty to each other. Once I opened up my weaknesses to them and then asked them to reciprocate, they looked for excuses to label me and reject me. The more I pressed them about their lack of being forthcoming and failing at their own promise of commitment to the friendship, the more vehement they became at avoiding disclosure of their warts to me. Of course, I already knew many of their flaws and already had no problem accepting them. Now it was their turn and they shut down and put up the thick wall.
You got beef with Mac?
>be me
>go missing 4 months ago due to being extremely depressed and attempted suicide.
>have a facebook which is filled with people posting on my wall about me going missing
I don't really post so all the posts of it are still there and anyone that looks me up will see it. Is there a way for me to come back from this?
Also anyone else trying to recover from stupid shit they did?
>>26605382
You were social and then ditched it all to be depressed?
What the fuck
>>26605453
>What is reading?
>>26605382
delete facebook? Anyway I'm glad you are still around!
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