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/r9k/ please help. I'm nineteen and I've been living the wagecuck life for a year now. I'm living with roommates in socal, and working for Mr Goldstein.
The wagecuck life is the only life I know. How do I not be a wagecuck?really hate being a wagecuck
>>26615734
lmao i literally live a few blocks away from you AND i'm a NEET
you're literally giving me money
>>26615770
How do I become like you o'side anon?
>>26615734
I don't know this feel
robot9022
>Open up anon. I need to take a look at your teeth.
>>26629164
no Dr.Chad no!
>implying I have the money required to fix the catastrophe known as my teeth.
Dentists are so nice in my experience. I don't know why people alwyas say dentists are mean.
Who /vanity/ here?
>tfw I get rated anytning less than a 7.5 on a /soc/ rating and fall into a deep depression.
/soc/ ratings are inflated. i can say with near certainty that you are not as attractive as /soc/ ratings would lead you to believe
Post your picture so I can rate you a 4/10
>>26615392
I think OP just killed him/herself
my dogs dying.
like my dad always tells me
"we're all going to die"
>>26615255
Grab it by the throat and as your squeezing the life out of it, stare into it's eyes. It's a crazy experience
>>26615255
>tfw parents and sister are fighting over whether or not we should put the dog to sleep
>"anon, what do you want to do?"
>"I don't care."
>you will never identify with the hero because you're too unattractive
You don't necessarily have to be attractive to be the hero.
>can't even identify with Marv because you aren't a tough guy
>>26615224
looks like me
Study up on your Reddit culture
>no south park
Like 90% of this stuff is on /b/
The love for Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, and recently Ryan Reynolds is the fucking worst.
What's it like to have big boobies?
Like having a fat belly only it hangs from your chest.
>>26615150
You need a strong back to support them. A lot of women get them reduced.
It's really nice.
AMA
There is nothing in the dessert.
And no man needs nothing.
>>26615031
Eat
a
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what a hungry skeleton
>>26615031
Would you fuck it, /r9k/?
What flavor of diabetes should I get
I'd get wild cherry desu familam
I have had the mountain dew one and it's pretty damn good
You're a normie if you don't get Mtn Dew, the nectar of the NEETS
I'm fucking suicidal over the fact that I'll never have a huge cock. Mine is average and I can't stand it. I can't stop thinking about it. Fuuuuuck. Anyone else know this feeling? Even if I quit porn for a month I still dwell on it.
>>26625854
No. My dick is pretty big, desu. It sounds like you've developed an unhealthy obsession with dicks though, man.
eh heh heh
good goyim
>>26625854
Tbh senpai I get nervous about my dick despite supposedly being average or just below.
Then I remember all the girls who have chased me around that I ignored cause I'm a stupid dummy.
I don't think they care that much.
I'm screwed if I ever want to suck my own dick tho.
>tfw I'm attracted to my niece
>>26614862
I touched my niece's vagina playing with her when she was 5
That day i had the hardest boner in my life
>>26614862
I unironically have a crush on my brother
>>26614862
I don't know this feel
robot9010
>The Rick Roll meme was the shit 9 years ago
>Statistically speaking, a lot of people born in >1999 had sex for the first time this year in USA, ES, FR, UK and lot of other countries
>Pokemon Red and Blue, alongside first Rayman game, and Yellow were released 20 and 18 years ago
>Avril Lavigne Girlfriend song is almost a decade old
>Justin Bieber became a world star 7 years ago
>There are people in high school who were not alive when 911 happened and when PS2 was released
>Creepypastas was the cool thing on 4chan 8 years ago
>We are as far away from 2000 as 2000 was from 1984
>Linkin Park album Hybrid Theory was released 15 ears ago
>Clarissa Explains It All was the shit 25 years ago
>PlayStation and Nintendo 64 memories
>A week ago was the 20th anniversary of Jumanji release
>YouTube is now all about teen idols, vlogs and Vevo accounts
>You will never play Tony Hawks Pro Skater and Duke Nukem 3D again
>The government did not have a Twitter account 6 years ago
>battle.net
>Usain Bolt 9.76s world record was 8 years ago
>CDs have been completely dead for almost a decade
Shit anon it's incredible to think that 9/11 is 25 years old already
>>26625051
If Back to the Future were made today, Marty would be going back to 1986, a year ahead of the actual movie's "present" time.
The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The next best time is now, anon. I know this is a trite phrase that gets used too often, but it's true. I am making earnest efforts to change myself. It is not too late to set your life on a better path.
What does your 10/10 girl look like?
Pic related for me
Godaamn sometimes these halfazn girls are truly diamond dick inducing
>tfw there will only be more better looking girls in future generarions and u will never witness them
>>26614642
I won't cheat and post 2D, but it's still fairly close to cheating because there's probably some photoshop here and cosplay is a special thing and not a normal look.
>>26614685
future generation girls are going to be mostly black + white or arab + white tho
not really my style
what are you missing?
>>26624835
I'm 5'9, I'm very shy not "cute shy"
And I'm not funny either
>Taller Than Me
>Accepts Me
women are such vile cunts
Nothing.
23 KV here.
Who here /vaporwave/?
>tfw Yung Lean concert in april
>tfw Com Truise concert 2 weeks ago
S A D L I F E
name one album that isn't the album with the statue head
>>26614771
flower sho-
DAMNIT
