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What are you listening to right now, /r9k/?
>>26630877
Dick Pays Rent, wbu famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaqRQRcKpqI
Axero True Stories
Are you still a virgin if you've ever gotten a handjob?
What does it feel like?
>>26698821
Feels like shit. Girls don't know how to manipulate a penis. They think it's a joystick or something like that.
>>26698866
probably A guy gave u a Handjob, dont know what you talking bout, my girl is doing fucking well
Depends on who you ask.
Personally, I think you're still a virgin.
How do I talk like a well adjusted human being?
>>26630785
you look like a gaylord
yeah. adjusted enough
tooduls!
>>26630785
You look fucking underage.
>>26630823
>>26630868
how do you not know maise williams?
>she stops responding.
anyone know this feel...
>talking to shes
Take your money and possessions and just burn em
>>26630751
So... What was your last message?
>>26630813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrpXEZCWEH4
How is an average man supposed to NOT be jealous of women and their amazing lives?
Seriously it's hard not to be a little salty.
When I'm sitting at home smoking weed and playing videogames on a friday night, I do so with the knowledge that women are having the fucking lives out there purely because of their vaginas.
Young 20s girls live lives that I would fucking kill to spend just a month in. They're invited to all the coolest parties, are immediately beset by a bunch of dudes just by existing, get free drinks, are invited out to smoke, can either just dance with her girlfriends or hook up with a dude. She can just do that all without paying or anything. For me to pull something like that off I would have to be either royalty, a major celebrity or the son of a fucking billionaire, and that's just the life AVERAGE women live. Even if she doesn't want to go out and party she can just tinder game it and have like 50+ different options for a lunch date within a couple of days. When she enters the workforce, not as much is expected out of her (never hear feminists complain about this though), and it'll be alright if she wants to work some mediocre hr position because guys don't expect women to be zealously devoted workaholics.
I don't hate women. I'm simply very jealous of them. I look at them like some starving french peasant would look at Marie Antoinette. Maybe there's some bitterness there, but it comes from a genuine place. Women are a bourgeois leisure class, living like literal goddesses due to the tireless work of my own gender, and refuse to accept this privilege. How am I supposed to not be bitter and defeatist and jealous?
>i post long, angry posts about being angry at women
hey man, do you need me to bring you to the hospital? i have my keys in my hand and im ready to do if you are
>>26630680
I know what you mean. It's only accelerating thanks to feminism too. It's insane, women have every single stacked up to favor them in modern society. Notice how feminists will never advocate getting women into laborious jobs or physical work.
Being a woman is life on easy mode. Cheat mode in some countries. Fuck knows how bad it will be in 10 years time.
>>26630680
Why are you so jealous of women? you are already a whiny bitch.
This is me and my girflriend. Why don't you all get out of this fucking website and go get a girl you fucking faggots.
Suck my nose, because my dick is already busy.
Just as in nature women don't tend to go for the sickly or weak. Many here are mentally ill. Most of the time it's not our fault. Not everyone has the chance to be with a mate, whether we want to or not.
Post her face/body!
>>26630661
Famalam I'm into that. I'll eat the hairy boogers out of your nostrils and stick my tongue down there so far I'll tickle your tonsils desu.
Who /trappedinthepast/ here?
All I want is it to be 2005 again.
I just want to go back to being like 12/13 when I actually enjoyed shit
I want to go back to 2005, too
It was the last year I had a friend
2005 was aight.
i bought a 360 and a 27" hd tv at launch. pretty neato
>tfw my normie roommates started a party
>tfw i locked my door and started hiding from the normies
>tfw i can't call the police and end this shitty party due to the lack of a phone in my room
>tfw they are really fucking loud
>tfw the seeds of hunger has been planted
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF
Just start playing anime music really loud anon.
>>26630653
If I do that the normies will mock me endlessly every time I leave my room to grab some food and drink.
>>26630681
I don't think you've anything of worth to lose here since you aren't joining the party with your normie roommates. They probably mock you behind your back anyway so ruin their day.
Who else /doesn't fucking care anymore/ here?
Ever since I'm like 24 I completely lost my anxiety and respect for anyone and I just don't care anymore. In fact, any time I go outside and I have to talk to people I just talk in movie quotes just for fun.
>be at bar yesterday
>alone
>just want to drink and forget I exist
>it's also a bar where they serve food
>about to finish my second glass of gin
>waitress walks up to me while I look at my glass
>"Do you want anything to eat to that, sir? Or are you waiting for so-"
>I turn to her and look her in the eyes
>"How about this.. shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you."
>moment of silence
>she walks away
>no waiter is coming to me anymore
>finish my glass of gin
>leave money on the counter and leave
>>26630557
>"How about this.. shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you
You only imagined saying that.
>>26630557
I'm surprised you didn't say pssshhhh nothing personal kid on your way out
>>26630557
Maybe you are alone because you sperg out like an autistic child
What are your escape-reality video games?
For me it's gothic 3
>tfw it came out in 2006 and still looks better than Bethesda's 2015 game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgT3jz11tAI
>>26630545
STALKER with mods. the game just pulls you in like no other..
>>26630545
I sure hope you side with the orcs every time to rid the land of normies.
>>26630545
Neverwinter nights 1, all modules, I just keep coming back. It is literally the perfect game, they should just make new modules with different stories and leave everything else untouched
Is this board /pol/ lite?
You're filled with hate and racist af. Blackbots get BTFO unless there's a black janitordoing it for freedeleting anti-blck posts.
You'll have to excuse them. Most of the legit racism here comes from white guys being mindraped by the race porn bait
>BLACK DIK SUPERIOR WHITEY WE BE TAKIN ALL UR WYMINZ
>>26698000
almost every board on 4chan is pol lite
>>26698190
except for the boards that consist less of outcasts and people who only think they are smart
Has anyone also noticed this pattern that whites who are outcasts, introverted, not popular and beta are usually attracted to the asian race, while popular, healthy and extroverted whites are attracted to blacks?
I don't need an explanation for that btw. I can already figure why, lol
Give me at least ONE reason why you're antisocialor else your mom will suffocate in her sleep
For me, as if it's not bad enough that I'm extremely picky with people, don't be a normie, don't be loud, I have the inability to share friends. I feel like a fucking cuckold. I'm not pouring my hearth and trying to make you laugh just to be overshadowed by some shallow loud faggot.
no self-esteem, fear of rejection and abandonment
I don't really know why. I've been a shut-in for years and never talk to anyone at all. except for 4chan. I wish I wasn't like this. I think being bullied a lot is part of the reason.
>>26697166
I'm just uncomfortable and at a loss for words around most people.
>Spoiler
Fuck you, OP.
We do a cozy thread
Pixel art is more than welcome
>>26630506
I think you mean comfy, friend.
>>26630584
What's the difference familiar?
Bumping with comfyness
Why don't we just become monks?
I keep listening to talks by monks, and they seem genuinely happy.
Post some talks by monks please. Do you mean Buddhist or Christian?
>>26630638
Buddhist. I've only ever met Christian priests, and they aren't any happier than normal.
Youtube search Ajahn and then look at the suggestions for different speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_76yYwYygQ
This is a interesting intro.
>>26630777
Buddhist monks aren't supposed to be happy. If they're happy then they're doing it wrong.
Lets learn something about our genes. Found this in my gene book (biofag here).
Roman master race reporting in.
>>26696898
This is bullshit.
I'm Jewish and I look nothing like the picture.
>>26696898
Why is it that North African and Jewish are the only normal-looking feet?
North African here.
>>26696954
Youre probably not 100% jewish then
