>Aww, stop being so upset, Anon. Nobody wanted you to get shrunk in that government laboratory accident, but we're going to just have to get used to you being a bit smaller from now on.
>*sigh* Yes, I know you're not happy I've started sleeping with other men, but what do you expect, Anon? Don't take it personally, but I still have needs and you're not physically able to satisfy them in your new condition. It doesn't mean I don't still love you, babe, you'll just be my emotional...
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now she has to put him in a diaper
>>26731389
>Aww, stop being so upset, Anon. Nobody wanted you to get surgically altered into a woman with no thumbs and no bladder control, but we're going to just have to get used to you being a bit wetter from now on.
>tfw no giant asian gf
How can a faggot hipster get a girl like this, yet no girls want me?
I don't fucking get it.
you're back master
>>26636841
Only in spirit
He's tall white and attractive, those are literally the sole prerequisites
real girl here, just wanted to let you all know i am a virgin at the age of 21 and this chad wants to fuck me what should i do?
instead, you should be my gf
youre probably gonna do it, cry when you get home after, try and forget it happened a week later
Not fuck him because he only cares about your pussy
Depression general
For robots that are depressed, very stressed, or just feeling really shitty generally.
Come here to vent, ask advice, or just hang out. Please don't be a cock.
Spoiler: It doesn't get better
I relapsed tonight. I only was on day 9 but i relapsed anyway. Sometimes i think i was born just to die drunk.
>>26636777
Have you considered professional help? Finding a support group?
holy shit, no wonder i have no friends
just kept scrolling down my old normiebook page and found this shit
>>26636734
>2011
It was a slightly more innocent time
internet meme's FTW!!!!!!!!
>internet meme's FTW!!!!!!!!
oh anon
you were such an innocent kid weren't you
what happened to that kid, OP?
he died, didn't he?
Just saw a qt in the gym doing that thing where you get on all fours and lift one leg to your side.
>It's a bit like what a dog those when peeing.
She had a low top when doing the exercise and had a very tight body.
>This is why I lift
What are your thoughts /Fit/bots?
Any QTs at your gym?
Who /selfimprovement/ here?
>>26730712
im a /fit/ black bot and love muscle girls. Not disgustingly muscular but someone who actually works out. In our american culture we baby women and treat them like princesses so many of them have a huge disdain for anything physical (which is why they're shit at sex). So when i see a tomboyish girl who can hold her own. To be honest it makes me want to have primal passionate sex and fill her womb up to the brim. She feels to my level in effort and body shape and I appreciate this.
>>26730838
Definitely, I want to feel like she put in the same effort as I did into my aesthetic.
Or that she atleast put some effort into attracting the opposite sex, becouse God knows you don't have to even try. It's a good sign of caricter when somone takes care of themselves
>>26730962
>Or that she atleast put some effort into attracting the opposite sex, becouse God knows you don't have to even try
No. 1 reason I hate thirsty beta males.
>bored
>no game I want to play
>nothing I really want to watch
>nothing I want to read
>don't know what to do
>but still extremely bored
Help
>>26636658
Take a nap?
Order something delicious to eat?
Or how about you tell me about your day? I don't care if it wasn't interesting.
>Study for LSAT
>Get great score
>Free ride to law school
>become lawyer
>Shitpost while making $300/hour
>>26636658
It's called depression
>original comment
>implying
Daily reminder that being called "Cute" is one of the most insulting things a woman can ever call a man
You might as well be a cuck, or be cucked, there is no difference.
>But anon thats not true! I get called cute all the time!
Yes, Cute like a puppy, cute like a new pair of high heels, cute like her favorite slut-pop album.
>>26636651
You think a girl is going to call a guy under 5'8 handsome or hot?
>>26636684
Maybe if they have alot of money or a body of a greek god like Pyyros Dimas.
Other than that, no.
>>26636651
"Stop being so cute"
1st hand evidence you are wrong , sorry OP
tfw you're a Stacy but you have a fetish for robots.
might as well kill myself now
>>26729099
I know. I'm a girl too and come here for the epic, rare Pepes.
please pee down my throat and tell me how appreciative i should be that a girl like you is even doing that
thanks
is dat sum mina?
post more mina
Is there any reason you guys haven't killed yourself yet? Mine's my parents. I couldn't do that to them so I'm just waiting until they die so I can
i haven't found a non painful method
>>26636328
I am contemp with my life
Yes that is the main reason for everybody. Sometimes I slip up and say it out loud to them when I talk to them though and they get very angry. I am older and legally rent the basement.
Is this considered "rude"? She sounded pretty normal to me. For context, the message that got cut off was
>Well, I've heard people say that "creepy" is code for "not attractive". For example, if someone were to give roses to a girl, it's sweet if an attractive person does it and it's creepy if an unattractive person does it. What do you think?
>>26636208
wow mate kys.
But first pick up that spaghetti.
>>26636208
She seems like some try hard bitch who thinks she's a genius. Drop her immediately
>>26636208
Ur being evasive, condescending and weiiird homie. Ur gonna trigger the rape alarm desu.
If you could tell that one girl something, what would it be?
Dear Rachael,
Typing this on my phone, you should reply to the cute pics I sent you, I love you a lot and I want you to be mine forever. I'm sorry I've been away for so long, I know this vacation's supposed to be fun, and stuff, but I would have had more fun hanging out with you at home. I'm very excited to see you in a month, and every second I spend with you is better than the previous one. I still get butterflies by just thinking of you and it doesn't stop. I'm so happy to have met you, and I feel so special when we talk. I love you so...
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Damn Daniel
O R I G A M I
Fuck off you stupid bitch, I'm sick of your shit.
HE'S DOING IT! WE JUST MIGHT SAVE THE WEST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TRUMP WILL APPOINT ALL ROBOTS A FREE GF
>losing in every single primary
kek
Trump is the chosen one!
who /plastic surgery/ here?
Getting a nosejob next week, does it hurt? How much time do you need to recover completely?
Also how much money have you spent fixing your shitty genes
You need a new chin, not a new nose.
you need a genioplasty, not a nose job
Im saving for jaw surgery atm. I've already spend some money on hiar loss shit so that's about it I guess.
Would you rather thread:
Rules:
>answer the question above you
>add a "would you rather?" question with two outcomes which are somewhat equally preferable to your answer
Would you rather swap your dick size with your arm size or your leg size?
Pic unrelated
>>26636066
Arm. Leg would be absurd.
Would you rather be a Furry or Asexual?
>>26636212
Furry. Sex is too important to me.
Would you rather be FTM or MTF
>>26636363
Mtf couldnt live without my cock
would you raither be dead or black