Hey Robots. I need some advice.
There is a girl who works in the same building as I do, she is roughly my age. I don't know her name but I have made very small conversations with her in the hall way for a few seconds (we work in different companies).
I don't see her all that much, but when I do its a pleasant and comfortable experience. I was thinking of doing something spontaneously nice for her and I purchased a small box of chocolates.
I have a card to go with the chocolates, but I wanted to know how I would address it to her without knowing her name? I'm sure I can find it from the internet but I don't want to be that guy that knows her name strangely.
Her company is small (4 people) and she is the only girl with brown hair. Should I make it out to the girl with brown hair? With the message stating that I dont know her name but I hope these chocolates brighten up her monday?
I want to use this as a platform to converse with her more often. What do you guys think? How do I address the letter? Is it a completely bad fucking idea? 22 year old hand-holdless virgin btw.
Make it out to the girl with brown hair if shes the only one. Just make sure she knows you gave it.
>>26638160
so this is the plot of some totally tru story romance novel, and you're here trying to expose us delusional robots that think any sort of grand romantic gesture is pointless in the modern world?
>>26638322
Surely a box of chocolates in the modern world isn't totally meaningless? But...should I just not do it?
Emma
(425) 999-0527
OP is a silly toblerone
TOBLERONE IS MY WORD
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26638021
Can you confine this to op's active thread you mong?
>>26638021
you're a pathetic beta white knight cuck and for that i hope you get AIDS by kissing your gf's mouth who's just sucked off an african nigger
ITT:
>Post your favorite moe anime
The rest of you can go home!
>Thread about moe anime
>Not having yuriyuri first
Fuck yourself OP.
Hidamari Sketch is my favorite!
Shhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him, please, he has had a very long day of shitposting.
Wake up NEET! Mommy says it's time to get a job!
>>26637823
WAKE THE FUCK UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
OH YEAH, TIME TO HOOK UP THAT NEW STEREO SYSTEM I WAS ABLE TO AFFORD THIS WEEK WITH MY PAYCHECK
Femanons, would you date me? Look how fu*cking good I look!
>>26637809
i'd let you provide for me, beg to marry me and even take only half of your stuff, anon
>>26637809
>5'9''
Immediately no.
>>26637809
>Smokes occasionally
>Christian
>self-described hippie
I'd suck your dick and never talk to you again
>8" cock
>kissless virgin
>>26637688
I'll fuck you
pls respond
>>26637688
You do realize that only literal faggots care about dick size right?
>>26637875
If only that were the case my man, of only...
Why does this board get such a bad rap everywhere?
Because normalfaggots dont like womanhate.
It's a board where people come to complain about being virgins and/or generally hating themselves. It's a circlejerk of self deprecation.
>post anything indicating that im not a normalfag on /r9k/
>get called fat, retarded, beta, a cuck, a neckbeard, and a loser
do you ever just have a nice laugh for no reason in particular?
*laughs out of the blue*
"what are you laughing at, anon?"
"oh nothing, just laffin"
"oh...okay..."
they say, accompanied with a disturbed look.
"faggot"
i say, accompanied with a smug look
>>26637447
giving you a look right now
>>26637508
"haha just kidding bro!"
i say, accompanied with a subtly smug, smiling face
Looks don't matter shit if you have a shit personality.
I am a minimum 7/10, have a strong jaw, nice hair, I'm 6'1", manly face and people on /soc/ never ever rate me below 7
Yet I have no friends and I'm a KHV, because of my personality that just drives people away.
And I've seen ugly motherfuckers steal my oneitis and have many friends, and they were literally ugly motherfuckers
So instead of crying that your looks are the reason you're a virgin, start working on the REAL issue, which is your character
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I guess looks might be a little overrated. That eggman guy is ugly as shit and is still a huge normie.
YOU ARE WRONG
This study proves it
>"College students paired as dates at a ''computer dance'' preferred others who were physically attractive; the partners' intelligence, social skills and personality had little to do with the students' reaction to their dates, a Minnesota study by Elaine Hatfield Walster and her associates showed. ''These results gave the lie to what people had said was important to them in previous studies,'' the researchers concluded. "
The ultimate...
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>>26637409
Post your face.
If you really are handsome, and really are a friendless kissless virgin and you have a shit personality, you have nothing to lose by posting it here.
Otherwise you're just another ugly narcissist, and I'm really sick of hearing about how everyone here is "super handsome and intelligent but can't do anything because lol my personality sucks"
who /always tired/ here?
>tfw consume approx 460 mg of caffeine and still tired.
Have you ever considered that caffeine is the reason you are tired?
For one, you could be too used to it and 460mg is not enough, and secondly, you could be the type where caffeine calms you down and slows you down, many kids with ADHD have this.
Try not consuming caffeine for a whole month then report back, its the only way to know
of course you could just be depressed, that is one of the hardest thing about depression is the lack of energy, even with proper diet and exercise.
>>26637365
start doing cardio by the morning, best thing I ever did, period
>>26637395
>Have you ever considered that caffeine is the reason you are tired?
I did. So i stopped drinking it on weekdays and only drink it on the weekends. Haven't seen any change.
>Try not consuming caffeine for a whole month then report back, its the only way to know
Nope. I'll lose my shit.
1 more day of freedom, wagecucks.
Thread #56 for the day
>>26637271
I assume you have big plans for Monday.
Wait, just masturbating to My Little Ponies and watching anime? Again?
>>26637271
>have a high paying "data entry" position because of security clearance
>all I do is enter things into a database all day
>coworkers are all women who slave away on their keyboards to make sure that they get as much stuff into the system as possible
>tfw I automated my job via python and just sit around and shit post all day for $20/hour.
Why do women dislike other women?
Because the patriarchy pitches them against each other.
>good job patriarchy
>>26637224
why do they have such boney chests ew holy shit I hate skinny women fuck off low test faggots
If women disliked other women, why are they all voting for Hillary?
if you were to go about shooting a school, how would you do it?
>>26733178
Nice try, feds.
>>26733178
My old high shool seemed like it was built to discourage shooters because it had zero strategic points aside from a three story balcony, but you would never want to hold out there.
When I changed schools, I went to one that was built in like ... 1905? And all the places you could barricade, take cover, funnel the kids through a way and mow them down, halls, tinted windows, underground janitorial tunnels.
Absolutely wonderful.
I used to draw up sketches of where to go and what to put up where and how,...
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Bow and arrows because why not.
I just realized, why is it always their own school. I mean other than bullys.
What are you robots listening to tonight?
Pretty much Kanye, Mos def and some random jap music for me.
yeah i listened to TLOP about 15 times I think. Also a few other of his albums.
I was also listening to Drake last night but other than a couple of his songs it's all shit.
Listening to Grimes right now. Pretty good, I'm enjoying some but not most of her songs. Would like some suggestions http://www.last.fm/user/eristme
Final Fantasy piano renditions
Felt the nostalgia for some Gorillaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI
>tfw eating is the only thing that lets me feel alive
>>26636942
You have to do what you need to do to cope
>tfw the flood is probably killing yousame here
>>26637058
foodnot flood