So were you supposed to eat them cold, or?
>>29270344
They're not bad microwaved.
I ate them cold. Delicious bastards and occasionally I'll see them for a dollar a pop
>>29270344
>Buy the pizza one
>Make it into a sandwich instead
anyone else
So how would the recent Orlando shootings help Trump out?
It'll no doubt solidify the Anti-Islam bases among both his staff and supporters. Raking in more votes from people who want to feel safer from Muslims. And possibly guaranteeing his election.
I'm just voting for Trump so I can watch the system burn. They'll probably be so mad that anything Trump tries to do will be blocked.
>>29270328
If you're Donald and you're on the rise
you can count on all of us taking you down
Cuz we're liberal and elephants never beat us
We'll win the race and go out for pizzas
WE ARE THE LIBERAL DEMS
and if you think we can't
we'll cry and say we're safe
that's why the niggers of this world believe in
Hilary, Pocahantas, Obama,
and Bernie!
>>29270328
>>/pol/ is this way -->
Please leave REEEEEEE
Can someone please make a vocaroo saying "I love you and everything is going to be alright"
I am so fucking desperate
So depressed
>>29270298
if were making requests
can someone make a vocaroo telling me ive been a naughty naught boy and that ive been caught
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gYjKsAmArU
Sorry im not a chick
can someone make a vocaroo of them reading the entirety of War and Peace?
Yeah let's join the army. Let's abandon all our neet lifestyle and fucking do something with our lives. let's fight for all the normies, rosatie, and cuck. For a better American.
>implying we don't need to start sinking the hours we used to waste on videogames into formulating intelligent social commentary that will allow culture and society to catch up to the massive amount of scientific advances
i'm not one of them though, back to jerking off to the old webcam
I don't want to be a better American, I want to see this world burn.
>>29270255
if i were to join the army i'd just kill everyone in sight the second they handed me a gun and then off myself with the last bullet
fuck that shit familia
Is there any reason for hardcore robots to not become opiate addicts? If you can't get happiness from anything in your life and have no real hope of improving, why not just nod your way into death? At least we will experience some pleasure instead of just depression and loneliness before we die
>>29270147
Yeah, I wish they would legalize that for people who have been NEETs long enough. Even providing the supplies would be a lot cheaper than keeping me alive for decades for no reason.
I'm going to outlive everyone out of spite. Can't do that if I OD
>>29270147
It's really expensive (depending on the drug) and the wds are hell
- A heroin addict
I haven't had a smoke in 5 days
give me one reason i should care about my health and not go get a pack right now.
>>29270111
even if you don't smoke you could kill yourself with those edges
nice trips tho
lung capacity means better blood circulation
better blood circulation means harder dick
harder dick means better faps
>>29270111
I smoke about half a pack a day, I know its not bad compared to others but still.. I feel guilty about it and my girlfriend hates it.
On the other hand, I take fitness pretty seriously and lift 5-6 days a week. I dont know what effects smoking has on my workouts because Ive smoked before I started lifting, just seems kind of retarded to keep it up. I do love that cigarette in the morning and after meals though.
>tfw eternal return is real
>tfw we're all doomed to repeat our lives forever
i can read all those books again and watch all those shows without being spoiled
sweet
break the cycle you rube
>he fell for the neechee meme
reincarnation is real though
Honestly, even if a girl offered to have sex with me, I wouldn't do it.
I am too ugly and know that she wouldn't really be into it. She just couldn't be. And I couldn't enjoy it that much knowing that that was the case.
Why do we have to be ugly, guys?
desu I would be almost certain it's just a ploy to humiliate me. Or murder me maybe.
>>29270104
True.
There was this hidden camera video of some girl asking random men if they wanted to have sex. Almost half of them agreed!
Frankly, they got off easy. The worst thing that happened to them is they get laughed at by their friends (hopefully they weren't in a relationship or anything kek).
But yeah I would assume I could get drugged and then raped by a nigger, tortured, held for ransom, murdered, etc. Even if you're a Chad women don't approach you for sex. They may strategically...
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>>29270181
Heh yeah.
I saw videos like that and I kept thinking I could have been one of those guys and I would've looked so stupid to believe I had a chance. It's not just hidden cameras too, their friends will be filming with their phones and uploading it on social medias and laughing about it...
I was always more worried about organ theft but then I heard that it wasn't economically viable to do it like that. Yeah, I guess it could for snuff films. They probably would easily figure out I wouldn't...
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Should i smoke it?
Is it worth it?
I can get it easily but i just wanted to know your experinces with it.
Its an enjoyable experience for me and my friends. Other people say it makes them anxious, best thing to do is try it yourself if youre so interested. Different substances affect different people differently.
>>29270044
personally i could take it or leave it. its something thats there and that wont fug you up too bad. Can be pretty crisp tho, so why not
can someone explain this meme? I tried smoking the weeds in my garden and i ended up with a respiratory infection.
Have you ever known a girl who couldn't fall asleep in a bed alone?
Even though those girls are so slutty, I feel really bad for them.
My childhood friend's girlfriend was like this.
I used to come over to keep her company when he worked nights.
That included playing vidya, spooky movies, big chats about all sorts of stuff, doing each other's hair, cuddling in bed, etc.
It was hell fun. It was like people describe girl-girl best friendships.
>>29270038
Why don't you feel bad for me instead, i'm a 27 years old khhv.
There are people out there who can't even function without constant human contact
Even though I'm an aloof recluse who is terrified of human contact, I think I'm better off than people who are addicted to it.
>too scared to talk to people online
>>29269983
>people
You're not at the right place.
>>29269983
Iktf Op. I'm really shy and when I push myself to talk to people they almost always end up being normalfags so I quit.
come cuddle with me inreallife then
What does anal sex feel like in comparison to vaginal sex?
Feels like pooping, in reverse
>tfw you will never insert yourself into Grade A boipussy
Anal is really tight for the first few inches, but that's it. It's taboo but takes a lot of prep time and you can't just pound away at it like a vagina.
I've come find eating ass is as much as i normally care to do as far as anal.
>17 year old applying to college
>worried I might not get into my choice school which my parents have been pushing
>I tell my dad
> He spits in my face and calls me a "Useless fat dumb pussy who i've wasted 18 years on"
>>29269941
congrats op, you have an actual excuse to be here
>>29269952
What do you consider excuses to be here.
>>29269941
So another deadbeat dad that didn't want a kid but had one anyways. You did nothing wrong OP. On a side note if my dad spit in my face he either would be dead or wish i killed him. Grow some balls and make him earn respect and get out of there.
>ctrl+f you
>0 results
>>29269906
is this the lets cry together thread?
>>29269919
is this the lets cry together board?
>>29269935
yes, (You)
>>29269906
(You)
>>29269919
and (You)
>10 years from now
Anybody else feel scared it isn't even that far away, despite what you may think
I accepted this a long time ago.
I haven't left my house in 9 weeks. Luckily I have amassed a decent programming clientele, so I don't have to interact with people in the real world.
>>29270701
>entered too soon
But yeah life never changes for me. It's all a blur. When I'm not working I shitpost or watch teen dramas and pretend my life is that. I sometimes consider webcam chats with strangers but given that I weigh 280 I always abandon the idea. Honestly, 8 years ago is when this all started and it seems like nothing.
>>29269879
daily reminder that 2008 was 8 years ago