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>Hey anon, where are you staring? Don't think I didn't see you. You into fat chicks like me?
How do you respond?
Okay, but make her a loli, give her a dick, and make her fecally incontinent. Keep the style, though. Have her just constantly shitting herself.
>>29272601
>How do you respond?
HUUhhh
*start farting uncontrollably*
have you ever considered putting down the ice cream for a minute you disgusting hog
Why do normies cheat on eachoter? If I had a gf I would never consider cheating.
>>29272551
>I would never consider cheating
Better hope your gf feels the same way. Seeing as how she is a girl, the answer to that is probably no.
>>29272551
Once you get a taste of the good life, you'll only want more
Normies have different mind sets about social interaction and relationships. For us, having regular contact to people is a novelty. For them, it is daily nuisance. A relationship to us is merely a distant dream. For them, it is something that opens up new possible chances almost daily. They can easily afford to shop around.
I am at my wits end. My roommate found bites on him. Called the landlord. The exterminator found some in his. None in mine.
Then he quickly left after flashing a fucking flashlight on our beds for like ten minutes. He asked if we had any questions. We were in shock. I asked about going to a wedding this weekend. He said to heat clothes on high in the dryer in the basement of the complex.
They scheduled an application over a week later. They told us to remove clutter. Been getting conflicting info from the one landlord rep and the exterminator, who took days to respond. They were closed over the weekend.
I am between jobs. I have elderly parents who offered to help. We bought bins to move away thousands upon thousands of dollars of collecatbles and books and movies. Yet I have no idea how to do this within the time alotted. Already tossed a buncha stuff in bags into the garbage bin behind the building.
Finally got through to the exterminator and got some secretary who kept putting me on hold.
Maybe we should lawyer up. My mom knows a buncha lawyers from working in the courts back home. My dad has a cousin who is in the DA's office in my city.
Any suggestions? Hire a third party company? Who? Do movers do this work with infestations? Can another pest control company help? A junk company even at this point?
Anyone else have nightmare stories as a tennant?
>>29272548
Are you the really skinny guy from yesterday who was bitching about bedbugs and writing in all caps?
I hope you don't have much longer on your lease. If you lawyer up, your primary objective should be getting out of the lease.
Bed bugs are cancer. The ONLY way to get rid of them is to burn all your clothes, bed sheets, pillows, etc. Do you have a car? You'll have to burn that too because they're living in your seats and upholstery.
how do you get bed bugs?
Poor people literally can't be robots. If you're rich, all women go for is your money and status. If you're poor, women will go for YOU.
Poor people will always be happier and more succesful in love than rich people, thus: poor people cannot be robots.
>>29272508
Well, if you would like to give me all your money, I would be happy to relieve you of your burden. Then you can be happy, and I will suffer the curse of wealth in your stead.
>>29272508
Except if you're a poor male, no woman wants you, even poor women because they can just go with the rich male since it's easier for them to do that.
Why struggle with some NEET loser when she could be with a doctor.
>>29272508
Money > women
Fuck off richfag
>>>/i/nstagram
>mfw my old "oneitis" is overweight and has a kid
>>29272434
>mfw old oneitis is more beautiful than ever, in a happy relationship (probably) and doing a fantastic job academically.
>>29272434
>check oneitis facebook page
>she and new chad bf as profile pic
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>29272463
My old oneitis is now a teacher at the school where I met her. She teaches my cousin
Recovering (or trying to) beta orbiter here. How do I fully recover? And I don't want generic /fit/ advice. I'm not going to fucking work out, I'm too lazy. I've well accepted that logically I will not get a gf, I just need to get rid of the orbiting issue.
If you're being honest, then you've made the first step to something approaching happiness.
Once you accept that you're going to be alone, not in some momentary self depreciating manner, but truly accept it: you'll be working toward a different kind of happiness.
Just make your default a position of inaction.
>>29272502
Well I'm not actually alone. I have friends. Both quite a lot of real world ones as well as steambros. I've just accepted that I won't get a gf, not because of anything else but because I have no drive towards that. Not sure how this oneitis situation happened where I actually fell for the love meme but I'm trying to get over it. I -long- accepted that I have no interest in relationships or going through all the tasks (getting fit, I already have a Chad-type asshole personality), but a oneitis temporarily changed that so I'm looking to get back to my normal state of things.
>>29272648
No no, you misunderstood. I'm glad that you have friends. You should definitely keep up with friends, and be sure to put effort into the relationships.
I was saying that once you accept that it's not going down, you'll be able to look for other thing in life, and new sources of happiness.
After a long enough time it becomes natural, and the idea of being with someone becomes a weird notion.
All the >tfwnogf feels would end.
because I cant pass desu
>>29272376
*slaps head* But of course!
And all those girls who want muscle hunks; just become gay!
I am a lesbian inside a man's body.
Do you have a folder named "sad" in your 4chan folder? If so, what's in it?
Pic related was is mine among many other hugging/kissing pics and many depressing 20th birthday photos.
>>29272364
holy shit, yes I do. Literally named "sad"
I have pictures from 2010 /b/ b'aww threads saved in it
>>29272364
It's been years since I updated any kind of 4chan folder, but yes I do have a sad folder.
>>29272432
oh shit me too.
>34 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from intense nicotine withdrawal
>Repeated attempts at quitting smoking have failed
>Wants me to give her some nicotine patches
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29272334
Got my eye on you shipman. Think you're up to no good.
>Filthy Allied schweinehund comes into E2M9
>Suffering from intense pushwall search fatigue
>Repeated attempts to get 100% on every map have failed
>Wants me to just give him the silver key
>Give him a lethal dose of Korpsokinetic Serum instead
>>29272422
Shipman? A kind and caring doctor up to no good?
>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whomever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his tight bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
i have really weak loads because i have no self control
i wish i was his bf so i could make him cum like that
if I win can I use ur through as a fanny~ :3
>>29272358
can I use ur bum bum as a fanny~ :3
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy the nice morning while getting ready for work.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29272308
>Enjoy the nice morning while getting ready for work.
Will do. Enjoy waking up at 5PM or later to thens it down and play video games until your parents call you for dinner, and then maybe ask you if you're going to get a job or move out or maybe even try college again, only for you to then give some half ass excuse why you can't and will continue to be a leech.
We're both going to have good days.
>>29272327
Wow got triggered hard wagie?
>>29272344
No, but nice dubs.
Have you ever had a "serious" relationship? One where you truly loved them...
I still think about my ex from two years ago even though she has completely changed who I was and ruined my mental health..
I don't remember who I was before her, I know I was happy with my life but I've been battling depression ever since the ending of our relationship. I was going good with my battle, I even thought I might have won it... But I've noticed i have been slowly relapsing over the past few months.
It's getting bad again and I'm scared I wont win this time...
So Anon's, come join me and discuss the relationship that ruined you the most.
>>29272291
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALBITCH
OUT OUT OUUUUUUUT
*BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP*
While I wait for some responses, I'm going to destroy myself even more by looking at her old FB photos from two years ago...
The ones which I have strong memories off..
The ones that remind me of her and I...
The ones where she looks so pretty I can't help but cry
>>29272291
Bf thinks and says he loves me but his actions say otherwise. He probably thinks I'm a dumbass or he's the actual dumbass. Can't believe he wants to waste my time to try get to meet his parents when we're just gonna break up anyway.
>this is the destiny of every sub 6' manlet
Why don't you give yourself to your master and be at least useful for something?
>>29272287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-7TWmO1e8
>>29272299
He's such a shit actor. How does he keep getting work?
>mfw am 5'7" and gf is 5'10"
>mfw OP is 6'3" and a kissless virgin
Does not killing yourself despite life sucking make you a lifecuck?
>>29272270
Yes, everyones life sucks unless they're in constant pleasure.
Only if you're letting someone else fuck your life
>>29272270
yeah but only the dead can mock you for it
Why do normies treat me like a subhuman piece of shit? I just want to be friends with them desu senpai
>>29272249
>I just want to be friends with them desu senpai
well fuck you too anon
leave and never come back
Give specific examples or be liar.
OP who let you out of your hovel?
You'd better not be going outside harassing normal people again!
