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>Tfw you shaved but still no gf
you're an ugly fuck with dead eyes and no chin
>>29274761
lol, how old are you? how big is your dick? how man girls have you fucked?
You don't look that bad?
Could probably get a gf if you tried, unless you're autistic which I suspect is the case.
>Mom is having one of her psychotic tantrums and she's slamming dishes and the cabinet doors again
>Mom is drunk and forgot where the bathroom is
>Stepmom is drunk and throws a carton of milk right at your face
>mom is drunk and starting trouble with everyone again
alcoholics are disgusting people
>fembot here
How do I stop being attracted to men and wanting to be around them?looking back at my life most situations would have been so much more pleasant if a boyfriend wasn't involved...On a nice trip?cant enjoy it because my bf is whining about being tired etc. Everytime I say "ok I'm not dealing with their drama anymore" a week later im right back on the cock carousel. Men have never brought any happiness into my life.
KYS, bebe, you ugly, mentally ill nigger gorilla
you are not a fembot, does not exist
kill yourself
>>29274750
i want to bum u
you'll be seeing a lot about me in the future of this board. The thing you have to know is I am a real robot. All you normies can leave this place. You're not welcome here. I love all my fellow robots, especially the ones in comfy thread and drug thread
thanks for this thread, now i can add you to the filter before i see more of your cancerous shitposts
saged
>>29274753
I'm pretty sure you're a fucking newfag normie.
Go away QRAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29274791
bump tbo tbo.
oregano
What is your favourite bit of My Twisted World
>>29274693
Childhood is fun, but when a boy reaches puberty a whole new world opens up to him
a whole new world with new pleasures, such as sex and love. Other boys will experience this, but not me, it pains me to say. That is the basis of my tragic life. I will not have a great time in the next ten years. The pleasures of sex and love will be denied to me. Other boys will experience it, but not me. Instead, I will only experience misery, rejection, loneliness, and pain.
>>29274693
This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height.
>>29275156
Is this satire?
This can't unironically be written.
Post things you think about that nobody else thinks about.
I often think about all the bugs that get trapped in lamps and die. Every time I pass a streetlamp and see that dark blur in the middle I think about whether or not, on some level, the bugs that enter are warned by the dead bodies and know of their fate. Do they burn or starve first? Maybe they go into it specifically to die. I wonder if any bugs ever get out and live to tell the tale.
About 8 years ago, this lady in a subway station ran up to me and looked really panicked and asked me what train she need to take to get to xyz place. I told her and she thanked me, then immediately turned around and got on the wrong train. The doors closed too fast for me to say anything.
I wonder how long it took her to realize she wasn't going to reach her destination. I hope it wasn't too important.
I often think about a paradox involving free-will and probability, assuming unification of consciousness/intelligence with matter/energy. The photons choose their paths as a function of free-will and we make decisions based on nothing more than a complex system of reactions.
I was shopping with a friend when some young girl came upto me and was really really anxious and panicked grabbing onto me repeating 'time, it's the time, think about the time' or something along these lines and then she just let me go and disappeared into the crowd I asked my friend that wasn't far from me if he seen what happened he said he never saw anyone and no one was really reacting when this was happening I often think if she was even real
Is there any legit method of stopping yourself from wanting a gf? I know logically it's a bad idea, but I still have moments of weakness where I feel tfwnogf.
I stopped caring about 3 years ago, it just sort of happened.
as you get older and your libido drops all you have to do is masturbate and cum. about 83% of the >tfw no gf feels go away when you cum.
If you have the feeling to begin with I think it would be hard.personally I don't give a fuck. If I meet a woman that wants to share her life with me she's welcome. If not then I'll stay alone.
Some Ideas:
Define your self worth differently. Appreciate hobbies and shit more.
Masturbation may temporarily help, currently I don't fap (not for the shit reasons of many nofappers though) and the urges may easily be misinterpreted as love or affection. They are not.
Meditation is key.
I try to learn about psychology and stuff.
Find goals in life.
Sport helps think about other stuff than porking.
>get close to getting laid couple of times
>blow it off with some bullshit excuse because my dick is is 13x11 cm
15x11 here feels bad man
>>29275613
You're at a normal dicks size, I'm literally a dicklet.
>>29275661
Then my HS colleagues were all fucking hung.
My gf has slept with 25 guys prior to me. We've been dating for 6 years.
AMA.
inb4 cuck
OP is a cuck
originalia commentaria
cuck.
Get fucked normie.
Was he pussy like a swamp by the time it was your turn in line? How many people were there in total?
Pic related: Is OP
german fembot, why won't you be my gf
>>29274393
Idk, maybe I will. Show us yourself, lass.
>>29274518
>tfw too shy
she is already taken by a refugee, sorry hans
Is it just me or does it seem like traps are everywhere? It didn't used to be this way, did it?
the trap meme started getting really popular about 6-8 years ago. not really sure what exactly happened, i think it may have something to do with the Jews expanding their master plan of putting mind altering chemicals in the water supply
>>29274402
This. From what I observed in boards like /jp/ it was first this innocent shitposting, people didnt take it seriously, but then it attracted actual retards who didnt get it and got into the trap meme and started forcing it.
The whole "I want to be a little girl" used to be a joke, then it got out of hand.
>>29274379
it's very very simpke
>cis women used to be useful
>cis women are now trying to be the complete opposite in everyway now(even aborting children and calling them parasites as reasoning)
>males become aware of this
>males, as the more intelligent, innovators of civilized society we've always been decide to make new women
>new women(boipucci) are far more interested in being feminine and loyal to males than old women
>boi pucci rapidly is becoming the more desired sex
>mire males desire boi pucci
science has already successfully created the first artificial wombs, we're only a decade at most away from putting these wombs into boi pucci's, making old women completely obsolete
the future is glorious
Why haven't you went to japan? and get anime girls irl
>>29274319
because I'm not weeb trash like you OP
Too poor and too uglybtw, sorry to disappoint you, but they literally hate niggers
Oh believe me, I plan to.
>Anon, why aren't you partying like the rest of us? Are you autistic or something?
At least my legs work cunt.
I have attached this image, yet silent posts are not allowed.
How is anon not partying? He's standing there like the best of them. If there's booze I'd be drinking it. So there, partying.
Killing myself tonight or tomorrow. Ask me anything about anything
>will not reveal identity
>will not give you money
>>29274287
How you doing it?
Also just do it today, remember, what you can do today, dont put on tomorrow :^)
> life sucks
Why?
Commento originalio
>>29274287
Tough life, mental illness or both?
>tfw you become gay when you're horny
>>29274181
>tfw you instantly feel disgusted & full of regret after you cum
That means you're gay, op.
I know that exact feeling as of late.
When I'm horny, I want to suck beautiful cocks and empty full robot balls.
When I'm not I just want to start a family with a sweet girl.
