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ALLAHU AKBAR
KILL ALL CHADS
>tfw you hate muslims, but you kinda look like one
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me...
I'd fuck me...
I'd fuck me so hard...
[goodbye horses]
>>29272289
Oi, I'd fuck you too ;^)
Can we get some rare Molyneuxs in this thread?
Also, what is your favorite video from Stefan Molymeme?
A musLIM
did he ever mention 4chan or /r9k/?
i know there is an elliot rodger video.
This guy rubs me the wrong way.
Maybe because he reminds me of that Satanist guy.
>it's SWPLshit
>you're never going to have an internet full of autistic engineers, edgy teens, and creepy fandomfags again
>you will forever be stuck with weird manjaw-looking upper-class white women who read literature/communism blogs with names like Lanyard and The Waterhead
>they said the internet would be a place where your body didn't matter
>but no force in the universe can make your opinion worth as much as that of a Harvard WASP chick with thick-framed glasses
>>29271315
You sure do talk like a commie desu senpai.
>>29271379
communism for the ruling class, getting fucked in the ass for everyone else
>>29271315
This is a very strange thread.
Original, cunt.
Slayer levels?
slayer level 100
9 years later I can still name all the skills.
Mfw I have played an average of almost 4 hours a day for 2 years in osrs (on top of school)
It has consumed me and it is the only reason I continue to exist
In game name; yoon53
My private is always on if you need a friend
Can Fembots please explain what they have against kittens??
what? where did u hear this bud
>>29271184
Bumperino for the age old question
>>29271298
Are you a fembot?
I heard it from multiple robots on this board and women I've met irl
It seems women only like dogs because they can fuck them
But kittens are cuter and far more intelligent than women so they feel inferior
Story time. Normies get rekt.
>driving home from work at night
>stopped at light. light turns green. car ahead of me, BMW, sits motionless for ten seconds while other cars drive on
>I honk lightly to wake them up
>BMW jerks to life. begins to roll veerrrrrryyyy slowly through intersection
>roll my eyes and signal to change lanes, scoot over to left lane
>BMW suddenly jerks into the left lane and cuts me off. I honk and flash my brights.
>signal to get back into original lane, scoot over...BMW suddenly jerks into my lane again
>oh.jpg
>this faggot is mad that I honked at him and he's deliberately cutting me off. that's cool. I've got nowhere to be. I can play this game.
>calmly pull up close behind them, turn on my brights and leave them on while following for a good mile or so
>BMW begins to increase speed to 70 MPH in 50 zone, I easily keep up with them for another mile
>stop at another light, get a good look at the occupants - two guys and a girl, early twenties
>girl looks back at my car several times
>I flash my brights, she spins back around, a look of horror on her face, then leans forward to speak to the driver of the BMW
>light turns green, BMW accelerates so quickly that they literally almost spin out right in the lane
(cont)
>>29271148
>I continue to follow them for another mile
>BMW eventually slows waayyyy down, coming almost to a complete stop in the middle of the road. I slow down with them. we roll together at about 5 mph for a minute.
>BMW accelerates again, I continue to follow. I can see the girl in the back seat looking back every few seconds, her expression becoming more and more agitated
>eventually they pull into a shopping center parking lot. I follow.
>we drive through the lot for a minute, I follow them easily. when we get to a straightaway, they accelerate to, seriously, like 80 mph in this fucking parking lot
>they zoom around a corner and brake so hard that their tires squeal and a huge cloud of burnt rubber is kicked up behind them
>they run a stop sign and clip a curb, the BMW bounces briefly into the air due to the impact
>they exit the shopping center lot as I continue to follow calmly, obeying all traffic laws and maintaining a reasonable rate of speed
>they sail through a green light intersection at incredible speed, traveling in the opposite direction of their original route
>I have plenty of time to follow them, but I decide enough is enough. I calmly signal over and turn back onto the road and head home.
Imagining the complete terror and embarrassment the driver must have felt brings a smile to my face that doesn't leave me until I arrive home.
That's one normie faggot who won't try that shit again.
gg anaon, awsome story I wish i had cool triumphs over normies
Lost it
You were like the pepe version of Jason Vorhees or that liquid metal terminator. I'm still laughing
I know its gay but I want to get better with computers.
not like the "omg I know the ctrl+c shortcuts such a computer nerd" fags.
Dem hacker guys seem so cool and I would like to have a skill that I can be proud about, anyone know how?
>inb4 normalfag
>>29271129
Why do you think that's gay? Why are you using "gay" as a pejorative?
>>29271129
>I know its gay but I want to get better with computers.
>Dem hacker guys seem so coo
First you come back when you're 18.
I'll tell you then.
>>29271173
>Why are you using "gay" as a pejorative?
>Being this fucking autistic
Because it is a pejorative, you fag
This new Dango app uses deep learning to tell you what emoji to use. They have an online version to test it out. Lets's share what emojis come up with our random words/sentences and try to figure out why they show up.
Related: what do these have to do with kek at all?
I forgot the link, here it is - http://getdango.com/emoji-and-deep-learning.html
such cute doge, so wow
>>29271123
black twitter has corrupted the zeitgeist
Who else /severebabyfaced/ ? Facial hair growers get out...
Tfw the only thing girls call you is "cute."
Become a trap plz
>>29271105
you could be a model
Fucken drunk. Tell me about last yo be dryunk.
also im 18 , but here its legal, solving captcha gets harder
listenig to prodigy good shit
bump sdfsd fsdf fsd d
So is this just a meme senpai?
I have a Red Bull once every week or two, never seemed to develop a craving for moar or had any adverse side effects.
Honest question, if anyone has had bad experiences with this stuff I'd really like to hear it
>>29271000
It only happens if you start drinking them every day, kinda like with coffee.
Nice trips, by the way.
I had one vvyanse and drank 4 rockstar 16oz sugar frees and a monster through out the day0 goals completed
Know a guy whose been hospitalized 3 diffrent times for caffeine induced seizures
Hes got an aneurysm
Dont drink energy drinks
Drink water
Feed yourself
>Teenage boys who show empathy attract 1.8 more girlfriends than boys who don't
>http://www.psypost.org/2016/06/teenage-boys-show-empathy-attract-1-8-girlfriends-boys-dont-43305
So /r9k/ tell me, if you have no empathy for others, why do you expect others to have empathy for you?
>implying the psychology departments aren't filled with feminists who will say anything to shift the blame away from women
>>29270977
I think they mean attractive fellows.
you see its like when girls say they like the funny guys and really mean handsome guys who tell shitty jokes they laugh at anyways.
>>29270977
>So /r9k/ tell me, if you have no empathy for others, why do you expect others to have empathy for you?
chicken/egg
MOMMY MOMMY WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?
That whore, she hasn't served me my meal and chills in front of the TV with Chad instead. I'll make them pay. Poo poo pee pee will be shed.
>>29270960
you know what time it is
it's time for
BETA UPRISING
>>29270960
>>29271077
Fucking samefag
ding dong
>>29271077
*BETA UPTENDING REEEE
>BRAAAAAP
What did he mean by this?
>FLUP UP RORP
>>29270959
Is it a sign?
That is one h*ckin epic smiley you have got there, m*te!
Mind if i save it to my local storage device?
just sent a really long, emotional text to my ex because im a huge pussy beta loser and a failed normalfag please insult me and tell me to get off this board
>>29270867
why would you even
nothing good can come of this
lets see the message, broski.
>>29270867post ityou have been muted for 32 seconds because you're a faggot
