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No /cozy/ thread? Let's start one.
>>29269834
do you mean /comfy/
that looks like some really well kept beds of grass if that is your neighborhood
I would love to roll on some mdma and lay down and enjoy the dew, coooool sensation
>>29269834
where is this place man
i just got back from a comfy late night walk and i brought you all back some pictures
im going to post them if thats okay with everyone
what on earth makes the nonvirgins think they belong here ?
>>29269765
Because my penis is here ready to provide its services to any virgin females here.
Are you telling me that robots that manage to get laid need to self deport from this board?
>>29269827
im telling you that your sentence is a self contradiction
if you managed to get laid you were never a robot in the damn first place
What instruments does /r9k/ play?
I play the Ukulele and Ocarina.
I'll post pics of my instruments if anyone wants to see them c:
>pic related, my newest uke c:
Oboe, Guitar, Piano and Drums Cx
Not even the cello is as autistic and tumblr-core as the ukulele and ocarina.i play mandolin and harmonica so i cant really talk
>>29269749
I'm trying to learn how to play the Balalaika, but its slow going.
Currently learning the basics of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuvMrUUyy2w
Is there a way to treat and remove AvPD without therapy and medication?
I want to get rid of this shit and move on with my life, but I don't want my diagnosis to be documented for employers to see.
>>29269697
Alien Versus Predator Disease?
Shit man. Do you have acid blood or fluorescent? Do you crawl around or do you go days in the wild just living off the land and hunting?
>>29269697
bumparu
help
>>29269697
>>29270549
I've lost count how many hours I've spent looking into this, and I've come to the following conclusions:
Firstly, I know you didn't ask about this, but there is medication that has documented positive effect that helps you reduce your anxiety in social interactions, but the good stuff is off limits unless you get an official diagnosis. I assume the reason you didn't ask for medical treatment recommendations is because you don't have access to it, but then I would check out the dark net if I were you. I still haven't taken a thorough look myself. Dunno if they sell good stuff there, but they might. If not, then I think the second best medical treatment alternative would be the legal alternatives. I'm in the same boat as you and I recently started taking double and occasionally triple doses of pills from St John's wort extract whenever I leave the house and expect social interactions. At smaller doses it did nothing for me, but once I started upping it I noted a huge difference, so I recommend looking into that. This stuff should be available for online orders without any hassle, but I've only been on it for about a week, so I shouldn't make it sound like I have a long history with this.
The other alternative would be to thoroughly learn cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT) and start practicing it on yourself. It sounds a bit silly, and I doubt it would be anywhere near as effective as going to a real psychologist that would force you to actively reach progressively more difficult goals, but it might do something for you. But, I'll warn you, self treatment for anxiety disorders tend to be largely unsuccessful and the statistics I've seen implies it's not more effective than your average placebo treatment. It should not be substituted for visiting a real psychologist if you really are serious about getting better, despite the anxiety holding you back.
>you are falsely convicted of a crime you didn't commit
>1st degree murder
>police need someone to be the fall person
>you're the exact nobody they need to scapegoat
wwyd?
>>29269611
Convert to Islam and tell the whole world I am transsexual feminist who is being oppressed by the police due to being a strong independent islamic transwomyn transnigger.
>Media swoops in to defend me
>SJW protest to save me.
Hire a Jew and try to prove my innocence
>tfw I remember the ultimate scapegoat
>>29269611
Probably not much I could do other than completely owning it
Become one of these psycho killer celebrities who get interviews and fan mail from hot women
Act like you totally did it, the more media attention you get the more people will notice that your bullshit stories don't add up with the actual case, then see how it goes
How does this song make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNE-7DyLJ5w
>>29269610
Fuck you OP
>mfw the memories all come flowing back
Pretty indifferent, the melody is pretty shitty in my imo
>>29269610
The opposite of what it's singing about. The song's about a college years slut regretting her life. I'm not female, nor a Chad, so I never experienced any of the wild sex fun that either Chads or Stacies had. That song in particular's about a regretful Stacy. If you want a song about robots, here's one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A
>Be 23
>Start college because I'm tired of NEET life
>Take courses in finance and accounting
>Have a class with a beautiful girl named Chloe
>5 foot 7, slender, booty, tits, brunette, blue eyes
>Gorgeous woman
>Fall in love instantly
>Too nervous to talk to her right away
>Always stare at her in class
>She catches me once
>Spill spaghetti and go home
>Try to talk to her everyday but get nervous
>Finals coming soon
>Haven't said anything
>Networking event happening after finals
>She's going so I decide I will too
>Wear my nicest suit
>See her
>Go and talk to her
>Nervous as fuck, can barely make eye contact
>H-Hi Chloe! Would y-you wanna go out some time?
>Some disgusting Arab guy walks up to us
>Hey Chloe! Who's your friend?
>Fucker smiles at me
>Anon, this is my boyfriend Abdul
>Fucking shitskin tries to shake my hand
>I lose it
>Get away from me you terrorist
>And fuck you race traitor bitch
>Storm out
>Can't go back to school at that college
I am so fucking sick and tired of these shitskins taking our women. Why can't I call them out? Why am I barred from calling out race traitors and mud sharks? Look at this disgusting Algerian piece of shit. He stole the love of my life from me. And fuck that whore for going for him rather than me. I am an Aryan god. Anybody else have any similar experiences?
>>29269597
Forgot to add, pic related. It's the fucking Muslim piece of garbage. Fuck him!
He looks like a nice guy
oregano
>>29269597
> temper tantrum
grow up you dong
itt we post porn that makes us laugh
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f1ba4d102d4
jesus christ, she doesnt even touch him.......
>>29269574
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573ead4843442
People fap to this
>>29269613
holy fuck......no fucking way
what the fuck
this is some quality entertainment but not fappable
>>>/pol/77194910
Trumper meets a bern victim, gets into political argument, openly taunts and trolls her to the point where she leaves.
Comes back later, gets a single selfie from our handsome Trump supporting friend and suddenly she's a submissive whore ready to do anything for the d
>Looks aren't everything guys!
kek KEK
how does it feel that /pol/ gets laid and you don't? you beta cucks are so fucking pathetic lmao
>>29269637
It's true ;^(
Also >>>/pol/77200766
Jokes on you.
Spoiler:
Trump gets BTFO in November. You dumb faggots will all be dead of suicide, can't wait. Will be jacking off to the tears.
Can a smart nigga help me ? This shit was a breeze up until this assignment.
C++ btw
Im not clear whats even the input and output
>>29269570
You are supposed to make the program display either the team A solution or team B
Here. If this hasn't 404'ed by now. Otherwise I wasted a few minutes.
Is he forgiven?
no wtf is this
hiro stop trying so hard and be yourself you fucking japnigger
>>29269520
I hope it's something new everyday.
>>29269528
>tfw you realize Hiro doesn't exist, and Moot sold 4chan to the FBI
>Meet the cutest girl I've ever seen on tinder
>She wants to meet up and get high
>Possible sex
>check her bio
>She is 17
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THIS IS CHRIS HANSEN?!! IVE NEVER SEEN A CUTER GIRL!
>>29269468
you tell me anon
17 is 17
how long can you hold out in jail anon
well anon?
>>29269468
Post pic origamid
>Can't fuck 17 year olds
What cuck state do you live in?
this 2/10 fat ugly cunt of a champion makes me want to track down the fucker who plays her and rip his fucking head off and shit down his neck and beat his family to death with his head
>>29269400
chill dude
>>29269414
Kek
>>29269400
If you look at her tights she's not even that fat, it's her massive coat and boots that make her look that way.
Not as bad as Bastion desu.
Is Hank Hill a chad?
No
boomhauer though
>>29269412
Not when he cried over that rich woman.
Yeah. He'd a Chad who grew up, same for bill
Do you or have you had an imaginary friend, anon?
Tell me about them.
I have an imaginary sister named Daisy. She's been around for a very long time in spirit, but it was after seeing TFA that I realized Daisy Ridley looked like a perfect sister, so I adopted her name and form for my sister. I talk to her all the time when I'm alone, and I can feel what she is thinking or saying in response.
Do you do anything similar? Come in, get comfy, and talk about it!
Bumping, I know there are some people here like me, I can't be completely alone in this.
>>29269661
i thought she had a dummy on her lap in the thumbnail kek
>>29269682
Kek, thumbnails can be deceiving my friend.
