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>robot friend says he always wanted to try out being a cute girl
>get him groomed and find some nice girl clothes for him
>do his make up
>give him a voice changer to make his voice sound more feminine
>do a practice stroll with him around Dundas Square to see how many people he can convince that he's a girl
>no one suspects a thing
>we eat out at Uncle Tetsu's Maid Cafe before shopping at Eaton Centre
>tell him he should try flirting with people
>he purposely goes for guys who clearly have a girlfriend
>go back home because he was starting to piss off a bunch of girls
>he says he wants to try out streaming
>let him use my HItbox account to play Second Life
>he starts flirting with guys and acting like an emotionally manipulative slut
>it hasn't even been a day and my guy friend uses his newfound confidence to act like a Stacey
>>29267652
>Dundas Square
toronto?
can i join in
Wish that would happen to me
>>29267652
Did you fuck him afterwards?
>tfw your bf is too busy to play vidya with you
fucking kill yourself you parasite
slit your throat
>fembot
fucking go off yourself
>>29267633
There are no women on the internet you fucking retard. Go off yourself.
How do you hold up over the three-day yon tiff?
ITT:Religious feels thread
>tfw I see modestly dressed frum women with their heads covered
all religions are false :^)
Are there seriously no one who is frum or grew up frum on /r9k/ right now? Fucking normies, no wonder I hate being Jewish.
>listen to cuddling virtual gf ASMR videos
That's right kill me.
>Washing my hands with soap and warm/hot water
>>29267544
post the videos then op
i want some asmr of soft breathing i can fall asleep to
Regret masturbating and stop masturbating for 61 days.
Anyone else pissed off at the "thick" meme thats risen in popularity?
Girls can literally look like fat cows and millions of men worship them.
This retarded "body positivity" bullshit only applies to women however.
honestly, i just find fat girls attractive, no memes here boss
>>29267532
>Anyone else triggered over other people's different preferences and interests that don't personally affect our lives?
>>29267532
>Anyone else pissed off at the "thick" meme thats risen in popularity?
No because I would definitely fug the girl in your pic
The worst experience of my life.
He was very keen to meet, and so asked if we could meet and have our oral party somewhere fairly public. He decided on a cinema close to where I live. Upon meeting him, he seemed ok, he was a bit short but hey ho who am I to judge, however he lacked basic manners, walking five paces ahead of me. Arriving at the cinema, he skipped ahead of me and booked the cinema tickets, paying for my ticket in order to impress the attendant, (this was apparent because as soon as we walked away and i got out my money to buy some drinks he took $10 from my hand saying 'you don't have to but thanks'). Keeping in mind that the combined cost of both our tickets was $15, I think it is just shameful behaviour from a grown man.
We entered the screening, and he got a bit of hand and mouth action as per our agreement. However now the thought of it makes me sick. (The film, Wolf on Wall Street was great however, I would really recommend it.)
As we left the screening he went home, and then texted me the next day asking that I drive him and us to the woods in order for me to blow him. I just feel that for someone who is requesting that I do him a massive favour, aka suck his willy, he should speak to me with a bit of respect. I have received a plethora of poorly and rudely worded text messages from him these past few days, I hope he has caught on that I have no intention of speaking to or sucking him again.
I would recommend that if you are trying to get a blowjob from a girl via you try and not seem arrogant and illiterate, as this was this boy's mistake.
Oh and he was obsessed with the size of his dick. Just so he knows, wasn't anything special.
>>29267501
That's a bit gay desu.
>>29267501
okay
so forget about him and move on
>>29267599
nuthin gay bout suckin a big ol dick
Why have you guys not transition yet?
cause I have a normal brain
>>29267473
Because I'm not that fucked up.
Cause I don't care about my gender
>Tfw I started shitposting on 4chan way back in 2007 I was the fucking underage b& cancer that was killing 4chan, but now I am a grizzled disillusioned adult that is growing sick of this prison.
>>29267458
>way back
New fag get out
>>29267458
nobody cares faggot stop posting
>tfw you'll always be a newfag
![REPORT_Orlando_shooter_was_a-f9c2882fef5779d466fb470814fa5db4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LZeqlmM.png "REPORT Orlando shooter was a-f9c2882fef5779d466fb470814fa5db4[1]")
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/report-orlando-nightclub-shooter-visited-222620444.html
>'He was very creepy in his messages'
>He told the Post he thought Mateen was gay, but not publicly. He added that Mateen was "awkward" and other members of their friend group felt sorry for him.
>"He just wanted to fit in and no one liked him," he told the Post. "He was always socially awkward."
Is Omar Mateen a part of the Beta Uprising?
He had no social skills, no friends, was autistic, and had heavily repressed sexual desires.
Has the Beta Uprising extended to ISIS supporting Islamic terrorists?
>>29267395
>Has the Beta Uprising extended to ISIS supporting Islamic terrorists?
No. He called to support is allegiance to ISIS because he wanted to keep the beta uprising on the down-low, he wanted to make space for more betas to join while the attention is elsewhere.
He's a mastermind and im sad none of you have caught on...
>>29267395
>Is Omar Mateen a part of the Beta Uprising?
No, he had a wife and was pretty alpha (he lifted, and also beat her)
>tfw he was decent looking just like Elliot
>tfw yet again, the personality ruined everything
A girl you like texts you this emoji of corn without any prior context.
How do you respond?
straight dick pic
>>29267369
"Why did you send me this?"
>implying that you aren't secretly hoping that she wants your cock
watermelon
/s4s/ :^)
Why are edgy people universally hated?
Edgy people do hurtful and destructive things just because.
Also that picture is illegal since it is based on a real person. By drawing that it is like you are making a death threat to the person depicted.
They're like more extreme versions of people won't shut up about feminism or degeneracy or blacks being dindus or militant atheism. No one wants to hear that shit.
>>29267397
The last two sentences ruin the point of your first one. You sound like a whiny bitch.
Hi guys, I need help with getting over the fact my GF wasn't a virgin before me.
It's pretty nasty when I think about it, I try to avoid kissing her and I just tell her I'm shy.
She offered to give me a rimjob before, and that made me realize her tongue has been in some other guys asshole before and now she's just tainted.
>>29267325
No Hymen no diamond op
Dumb that cum dumpster
>>29267325
Just break up with her you faggot.
>>29267325
The fact that you stay with her means you love being an actual cuck.
If women do not care about honor and teams then why are they so socially and community driven? It's a bit paradox isn't it?
>>29267252
What the hell are you talking about
You aren't making sense
Also, what is your point
I care about surviving
>I don't care if you do
WOW OP BLOW YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF BITCH
>>29267252
>socially and community driven
They're a hive mind, anon.
Which is the most robot?
>>29267220
bastion is the most robot
but robots playreaper
mei is a cancer fembot attention whore tho
Isn't there a character who is actually a robot?
>>29267220
76 is my husbando
>tfw unironically autistic
how to cope with this?
>>29267198
happiness comes from within
>>29267198
You don't. Honestly nothing awaits you but painful self awareness. Just stay away from people, accept that your life is destined to be one of seclusion and solitude.
Here's a pro tip for you. EYE CONTACT. Get it right. People notice it instantly and they know there's something wrong with you if you don't get it right. That can give you a few more minutes of normal interaction before they realize something is off with you. Also eye contact is not with their boobs. That's obvious but I fuck this up all the time somehow.
