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hey /r9k/
yesterday i posted a pic where i looked like shit and i got heavenly criticized for it so i decided to clean myself up and change my life around.
I literally went from a 5/10 to an 8.5/10 thanks to you guys.
>>29269360
Not this stupid meme again.
I feel bad for that guy in your pic at this point.
like if josh peck lost his jawline senpai
Stop posting this faggot's picture, I hope your mother gets cervical cancer.
Some people find this women highly sexual arousing, others find her complete and utterly disgusting. The question is why?
>>29269332
>tfw I'll never be able to lift my belly gf
Some people find her emotions and character underneath pretty hot. Others are complete aspies and judge a person's worth on how they look.
I'd probably hit it as a pump and dump, fat girls don't look great but they feel amazing, everything is so warm and malleable and jiggly, plus they usually have huge T&A too. Just be sure to fuck them in the dark.
Comfy thread. Vaporwave images allowed (as long as they are comfy)
bonus points for animated/ not real life.
>>29269317
Will bump with a few photos
>>29269317
Use a binder clip to keep your toothpaste tube squeezed at just the right spot.
>>29269317
16th century plastic surgeon Gaspare Tagliacozzi built his aristocratic patients' new noses out of the skins of the patients' slaves.
Post lyrics that make you feel
>your childhood is over
No one likes swans I guess. You too guys.
>>29269249
Great album, I was listening to that today.
>join our sad tears and dance on the blackened bones of gods
Anon, sweetie, does Mommy's butt smell?
I'd pay 50$ for this experience.
That includes you, femanons
Nah it's probably your upper lip lol
>>29269246
mom's going to need some ice for that burn
Who here feels chakras
>>29269193
SASUGEEEEEEE
No one because it's fucking garbage. Spiritualism is the most retarded meme. I'd rather Trump build the wall and kick my ass out, then be medicated with some shamanistic bullshit.
>>29269222
>clearly doesn't meditate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
>>29269094
i love bill wurtz
Nice samurai pic, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
not meming his voice is so calming
Prove to me that there's a dog breed out there than can beat am American Pitbull
Maybe a Tibetan Mastiff?
Logo Argentino or Bordeaux mastiff
The Pitbull when it was first bred
Are personality types just a meme?
>>29269045
yeah they are op
however check horoscopes
>>29269045
The fact that people actually like and are interested in this crap and unironically type the words "im an intp" is fucking ridiculous. It doesn't have any more meaning than a facebook quiz
>>29269045
Pretty sure I posted that pic here. I'm the original euphoric intj.
But I (19) was on okc today and found a 36y/o female intj. She's awesome.
Which one. Of you fucking robot pieces of shit want to feed me because of my raging munchies? Feed me like the food slit I am!
>>29268943
Sweatshirt is fucking terrible
>>29268943
I want to kick your teeth in
>>29269002
kill yourself fantano
had a shitty weekend
>girlfriend is learning to drive (24)
>says "let me drive home"
>everything going fine, chillin.
>all of a sudden the car starts bogging down
>think its because shes just not accelerating enough, tell her to give it more gas so it shifts
>she does but it doesnt do anything.
>get about a block to my house and the car is barely alive
>park it, have it towed (free)
>sat there sunday, got up today and called the repair shop
>"its gonna be 270 to fix it" (spark plugs and the wires).
>get a call back a couple hours later
>the coil is bad, its now 470 to get it running
>What the fuck
>medical bill comes in the mail from a month ago for a panic attack, I honestly thought I was dying and went to the hospital.
>1500
Fuck life man, I make 700 every 2 weeks working 40 hours a week. I had a friend loan me 200$, but im gonna be broke, just when I thought things were getting better.
At least I have 4chan.
fuck off, cuck piece of shit
no one wants to read about your bullshit normie life
>>29268917
what part of any of that makes me a cuck.
please explain.
>panick attack
Wtf is this cuck shit?
Do Girl fights make you horny?
No.
I wish girls would just get along and kiss.
yeah especially when you see her titty fall off
Only if it is with me and they if are weaker .
It's been a fantasy of mine
>grill gets rlly mad at me and fights/wrestles me
>we have the best sex ever while furious so I can fuck 5x as fast
How's your day been so far?
>>29268805
It's the end of the day so a so far isn't really necessary
but ok I guess, I just failed a test then came home and slept and now I am starving
>>29268805
Woke up at 4:30 AM and finished learning Hiragana and Katakana.trying not to /tipfedoraI just like learning languages.
>>29268805
as good as it couldve gone
What does /r9k/ think of Paul Joseph Watson?
Something about the way he looks really creeps me out.
I wish i had his voice.
>>29268791
I hate the way he speaks, like a news reporter. But i like the things he says.
I'm sick of it, I DEMAND A SAFE SPACE
I hate /b with their subjective comedy and calling my threads shitty. Fuck you /b you're all pedophiles anyway. /Soc making fun of me cause my cock isn't specially veiny.
Fucking failed normies REEE
I want all of /r9k to feel safe within this safe space, come all come all. Get comfy and feel loved
>>29268789
fuck safe spaces
no one is a snowflake
Using only one slash strongly indicates you came from reddit, so maybe that's why everything you post is deemed shitty.
>>29268888
SAFE SPACE /REEEEEEEEEE/
