i have the dentist in 6 hours and i havent brushed my teeth in months
thats the point retard get ur shit together after the appt
"How many times would you say you brush your teeth everyday, anon?"
>>29266693
TNQH I feel bad for the hygienist who has to stick her hands in your nasty fucking mouth. Hope she gets the big chad dentist to drill the shit out of your teeth for being stupid and disgusting.
Kill yourself.
>It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
What does /r9k/ think of that quote? I think it's bullshit. I had a oneitis and it pains me everyday. I would have been better off not knowing.
ever notice it's always women saying shit like that?
yea, that's because they have never actually loved anyone in their life
>>29266735
Damn...
Centuries of it
>muh oneitis
Crushing on some girl who says "hello" to you in the hallway on the way to class isn't love, it's infatuation at best. Get over it and stop being a pussy faggot.
Why/When did you start lifting?
What are your limitations or hesitations if you don't lift?
What is your favorite body part and exercises to do?
Any questions you guys have about diet or exercise that I can answer for you?
skinny fat here. I'm just to scared to go to a gym. All those people are ripped or bears and then theres me. At the back on the rowing machine.
>>29266619
>why don't you lift
Too scared of being the fat guy in the gym struggling to lift 65lbs
>questions
Starting program for a guy who's only interesting in cutting weight?
I don't lift.
I think calisthenics work well enough, combined with my low caloric intake ~800 - 1,000 per day.
I like most of my petite body.
>Reddit IRC for "foreveralones"
>It's literally full of normie women
Why is this allowed?
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.snoonet.org/foreveralone/
>>29266595
So that you can find women to have the sex with.
>>29266618
this guy knows.
The men who run that forum or board use it to pick and choose easy women to fuck, other men are also welcomed to join in on their escapades. Women aren't alone, men don't allow for that to happen.
>>29266595
>It's literally full of normie women
so opie how sure are you of this claim?
Femanons, would you fuck a dog?
>>29266506
>would you
>not "when did you"
You're asking the wrong question, pal.
more like they would be fucking me to be honest.
no, that would be abusing the wan wan
Alright robots. What shoes do you wear on a daily basis? Pic is the kind I wear
Wow autism shoes.
I wear crocs because I need closed toe shoes and any other makes my bunions worse.
>>29266496
When I was walking to the movies this Sunday and looked down.
I just realized that these shoes were autistic and i was wearing them for 2 years now.
Even my cancer friends thought so too and never told me.
cheap lite comfy, look ok
Anyone here tried speedballs before? I only count it if it was heroin and coke or heroin and meth. I haven't but I'm currently on a "medicinal" speedball of adderall and vicodin. How does the real deal feel? Give experiences
>>29266451
i've shot heroin (can't get coke over here) but the pleasure you get from shooting good heroin vs popping vicodin is incomprehensible. The pleasure from shooting good heroin is impossible to imagine and i've only been told that doing it with coke is even better.
>>29266516
Really? I've been too scared to do heroin but I wouldn't be afraid to do coke. I just don't want to mess with needles
>>29266549
m8 a speedball is shooting both coke and heroin, any other way and it isn't a speedball. I was scared too my first time and I kept missing cause I couldn't stop shaking but after that it was all good. I wouldn't recommend doing it if you can get it easily though.
And if you keep taking vicodin you will probably switch to heroin as it can be way cheaper.
>anon, what are you doing here?
Sorry, I'll wake up now and leave you alone
Came to tell you I still love you
>>29266435
I'm here to end all this, Taytay.
You will never ask me why I'm open carrying in Applebee's ever again, this ends here.
I want a black fembot gf.
Fucking god damnit.
Sorry to breAK it to you they don't look like that you WEEB
>>29266342
Im not a weeb, and I dont really give a shit what they look like as long as they wear cute clothes, are loyal, and are willing to just go on dates and have fun.
>>29266281
DELETE THSI FUCKIGN IMAGE RIGHT NOW HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MAKE MY MIO A GOD DAMN AHITSKIN YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGETLOVER
>Staff are overwhelmed at Orlando Regional Medical Center.
>With the serious need for staff the hospital outsourced for doctors who could help.
>The third patient I was tasked with helping woke up as I was checking if her vitals were stable after the blood transfusion.
>"Hello Im Dr. Sh..."
>She broke out crying before I could finish.
>"It was terrible, he was laughing as he shot at us, I felt the bullet piece through my lower abdomen it was like a hammer hit me."
>I stared with empathy into her teary eyes.
>"You are safe now, you are very lucky to survive, but we got you blood relatively quickly."
>She grasps my hand, hers is cold and clammy, I could hear the heart rate monitor beeping faster and faster.
>"I had a bad feeling, I knew I shouldnt have gone but Isabella, my girlfriend, she told me not to worry, she told me we would have a great time."
>Her heart rate was getting dangerously high for her condition.
>"He shot her in the head, I saw with my two eyes, oh god."
>The tears came again and did not stop.
>I could only imagine the pain she must be going through.
1/2
>>29266276
2/2
>With the most soothing voice I could muster up under the pressure of treating her and the many other patients in the backlogs,
>"I know it was horrible, i'm so sorry. I think if Isabella was alive she would be happy that you survived,"
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Good effort for incorporating recent news with a nearly stale meme. The transition into /r9k/ familiarity was well done.
solid 8/10
>>29266345
based shipman is never stale
>you will never smell a gril's feet
Why live?
>>29266261
There are a million better scents in life
>>29266434
Ehhh...debatable. Not that I would know seeing as how I have never had the honor and privilege of smelling a female's foot. Brb, an hero
>>29266261
But I sniff gril feet everyday, anon. U mad?
Boner killers
>>29266249
>not getting hard because you want to hatefuck girls with a choker
>>29266249
choker means WHORE
>>29266249
boner kiIIers
Things that let you know you are dealing with a beta cuck:
>dabs their pizza with a paper towel before eating it
>He wears the beta glasses
>He wears a hoodie in warm weather
>>29266245
>he breathes out of his nose or mouth
How come whenever a black person is added into something be it a videogame, movie, comic or show it's always a dark skinned one? Light/Mixed blacks exist too.
Perhaps this was the wrong board for this
Mafia 3 has a mixed Negro.
It sounded like shit unfortunately, mostly because the story literally revolved around his skin.
Sorry anon. But I like your type better than full blacks, mostly because I have yet to find a half breed stare me down at a grocery store.
they're privileged because they have lighter skin
That is because no matter how bad their social skills are, no matter how bad their shyness, social anxiety, autism, etc are, it will not punish them in the romantic and sexual field. They can get laid and get boyfriends easily regardless of social ineptitude. They can make friends and get beta orbiters. In fact, being socially awkward might make them even more attractive, as that's "cute". Imagine how many orbiters a socially awkward nerdy girl can get just by streaming on twitch. And of course, like all women, they'll only want Chad. And they can get him,...
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this is huge bullshit. Girls say autistic shit all the time to me and awkwardly laugh it off and accept their loss
you're stupid as fuck
1) awkward girls can't get chads
2) socially awkward cuties that no one wants (despite being cute) <<<< ITS LIFE NOT ONLY IN ANIME YOU FUCKING TWAT
3) just bc you have a micro .000001mm penis and are speaking as a zeta fag orbiter doesn't mean said shy girl has it easy
please just go off yourself you cuntass bitch
fyi a girl who is socially awkward/nerdy doesn't even know what to do with a beta orbiter so please go slice your face in half ty
>>29266308
this is fucking true
and this is why i don't talk to guys
and if i do
i hate it
or end convo before i become more retarded and want to kill myself from being such a retardddddddd
fuck u op