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Post your pants size, r9k.
32x42
This is US size.
32x32 senpai.
34x34
>>29262686
27x33
new life plan
>fuck celebrity grills
>become proxy famous somehow
>become part of degenerate celeb culture
>just endure it for a few years for the money
still trying to figure out how to pass step one
pls rate life plan
>>29262632
ye but if you an hero you can just skip straight to the last phase of the plan
What you described is a goal.
A plan is where you figure out how to accomplish it.
>non-aryans are nothing more than a game to me.
>spend months at a time strategically planting my portraits into people's homes, and playing war games.
>get bored of slavs after a while and move onto my next scapegoat but that's okay though because there's literally 6 trillion of you dirty lying jewish roaches to fuck around with.
>some germans believe I actually care about them as ubermensch but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment.
>>29262613
>6 trillion of you dirty lying jewish roaches to fuck around with
thats not very funny op many died in the holocaust
>>29262613
>spend months at a time strategically planting my portraits into people's homes
lel, if only they accepted his art.
>>29262750
he did nothing wrong roach.
Reminder that neets are the pinnacles of human evolution. Many generation of blood and wagecuck sweat have been spent. We are the apex of every philosophy and religion, the chosen noble ones.
>>29262554
>its a monday episode
>>29262554
Weren't the ancient Greeks also NEETs?
I wonder is it the always same guy who opening this threads
nobody ever replies to me and threads always die after i post in them
>tfw i'm a loser on the loser board
hi
oregatinosa
give me 1 reason why i should be nice to you
>>29262549
because what do robots have if not each other?
or are you just another normie looking to spit on people beneath them because it makes your already easy life more tolerable?
>>29262521
dont worry i will always love you <3
>be thirteen
>grow up in mormon family
>dad goes on unemployment
>parents take me out of private school
>start sending me to public instead
>meet the world's degenerates
>they teach me things I shouldn't know
>how to smoke a cigarette
>why bud lite is a great beer
>and worst of all
>where to look up naked girls on the Internet
>start to feel temptation enter my heart
>but still too faithful in my walk with god to stray from the path
>find a safe alternative instead
>wait until late at night when the family is asleep
>crawl under my bedsheets
>turn on my flashlight
>pull out my notebook and pen
>start drawing my desires
>stick figure boobs and vaginas
>jack off into my sock
>crumple up and eat the paper
>no evidence left behind my crime
>do this for four months until older friend starts buying me Hustlers at the gas station
>>29262520
Please do go on
Robot plZ
>>29262520
Fuck, this image infuriates me
Delete this thread, you boring shitcunt.
>>29262520
>Dad goes on unemployment
>Meet the world's degenerates
Your dad is a degenerate for being on welfare long enough to affect your daily life
Why dont you lift anon?
>start lifting 1 month ago
>bench 66 lbs
>fast forward 1 month (today)
>bench 88 lbs
>feelsgoodman
THERE IS NO GREATER FEELING THAN THIS..
LIFTING IS SOO DAMN EASY..
I DONT HAVE TO CARE MUCH ABOUT WHAT I EAT..
Seriously.. what the fuck are you waiting for?
I don't partake in homosexual activities.
>>29262450
mind if i ask a few questions.
>did you go to a gym?
>what regimen did you follow
>how did you follow said regimen
>what do you eat throughout the day?
>how many times a week did you exercise?
>>29262465
>"lifting is gay thats why i dont lift xxdxd"
you're never gonna make it
Tried on /b/ but it might be more appropriate here
Story about how you feel shit compared to others thread ?
>Best bro and me always talking to girls
> Best bro in couple
> Snapped us together while going to boxe-training
> A girl I liked said to me that he was cute
> Told him and make them met
> Fast forward 1 week he fucked her in my bed
> mfw never fucked any girl in my own bed
> Had this crush on a girl I liked
> Talked to her but was awkward
> He came and talk to her too for me
> Nothing happened because she said she was in a relationship
> Later on she told me that she thought that I only wanted her for sex
> 1 week after I gave best bro her number she is fucking with him even though she knows he is in a serious relationship and will never break for her
> mfw
Not used to greentext but I have plenty more stories about shit like that with me and my best bro
> 3 months after best bro tell me my crush sent him a message they talked a bit and she is in love with him
> He stopped talking to her because he knew that I liked her
> Was talking with the daughter of my mom friends
> Bitch said that I'm a 6/10 but rated others guys who are succesful with girls as 5/10
> Ask her for a hook-up she said no
> Fate made it happen that she had to spend a full week in my house
> During this week she became flirty and said that I'm finally a 7.5/10
> After that she started sending me messages and shit
> I said that I want a relantionship with her she agrees only if it is a serious one
> Like 1 week after she acts like she never thought about having relationships with me
> Told her to dont waste my time anymore and deleted her number and gave it to best bro
Cont if bump I guess
Can't even post a good thread...I'm such a failure...
Does he know that you liked these women in a way that you did?
>>29262437
cont
vkhbvhjkbh
Post a pic of your dream girl that you know irl
my oneitus
rate
>>29262382
2-3/10
>>29262420
4/10
>>29262623
Soc leave my board
I got in 23 fights when I was in school.
My first was when I was 11. My last was the during the summer after I graduated high school.
Ask me anything.
>>29262302
When I was 13 I knifed a kid and he died. Then I spent 5 years in mental hospitals and rehabilitation facilities. You don't see me attention whoring on the Internet do you? You're small shit, everybody else did what you did.
>>29263140
>"you don't see me attention whoring"
You just did
DESU he didn't make a post about it
>there are femanons reading this post who are wearing dirty sweaty socks right now
>there are femanons reading this post whose feet sweat in their shoes all day
>they could let you lick their feet at any time if they so chose
>they won't
>have a list of degenerate fetishes as long as a bus
>just want to be vanilla so i don't seem like such a weirdo and can experience a healthy relationship
I am a good guy, I never asked for this.
I'm a femanon wearing qt pink long socks :3
>tfw cute boys to worship my feet
>>29262463
no tranny faggots please
If this were your son, what would you name him?
Gi'meda bikebak
SMALL OOGA BOOGA JUNIOR GRAPE WATERMELON DRANK SHHEEEEIT LASHAWNA DWAYNE KFC
>>29262287
He would be named Kang
HOW WILL CHESTLETS RECOVER?ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>29262247
>CHESTLETS BTFO
>mummy issues
>>29262247
does heroin eat away your tits? I wonder
>>29262247
Are you saying that those are big tits? I don't get it. That's what b cups look like when they're lying on their side tits down.
>its a parents tell you that you need to get a gf episode
DONT YOU THINK I WANT ONE
>>29262156
Move out kid.
>it's a parents ask you if you got any friends yet episode
So get one if you want one, Jesus.
>he still believes depression is actually real
How weak can you possibly be to believe this made up Tumblr disease?
If illnesses of the body are real why not illnesses of the mind?
>>29262092
Because being sad isn't an illness
>not knowing that depression is an actual physical thing and not just being sad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_depressive_disorder
Though i agree with the fact that most people who claim to be depressed on the Internet are actually just sad for a short moment and want attention.
