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HAHAHAHA MEN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YET AGAIN!
GIRL POWER!
Women's rights were a mistake
>>29262031
>"It's really Her Day"
What did they mean by this?
>>29262031
>>29262067
>>29262093
>falling for bait
jesus christ, you mouthbreathers really dont ever stop to think do you?
>tfw there's a parallel universe where you have a qt gf and you're stuck in this one
>>29261947
Hey OP, did you know there's a parallel universe in which we are depraved homosexuals having big orgies with elephants?
>there's a universe where Lou Reed released an album that's literally just guitar feedback
>it's this one
I love that fucker. RIP.
>>29261947
>He thinks because there's parallel universes that there is one where someone is living the mirror opposite of his life.
>He thinks that the exact same kind of human, historical event, and cultural pressures would exist in another place that was formed at the beginning of spacetime
People never really think it through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mj7lAzNU7k
Parents are the biggest bullies.
>>29261752
Wait, he literally just told her she had work to do right? Where was the "dad goes CRAZY"?
>>29261752
that's just fucking sad, reminds me of my own shit dad who used to flip his shit for the smallest thing until he got old and useless, always will hate this prick, never gonna have children because i want his cancerous genetic line to end
Who /addicted to porn/ here? Do you believe it has ruined your life in any way?Who is your favorite pornstar?
I'm addicted and honestly I don't feel it has had any effect. My view of women has been severely effected by this site more than it has with porn. As soon as I finish fapping my uncontrollable lust subsides and I become a somewhat decent nonthristy male able to stay clear from the degeneracy of women
>>29261680
Ava Addams, Janine Lindemulder, Nina Mercedez, Lisa Ann. What can I say, I love big tit MILFs.
I'm a woman but I get such a sick, satisfactory pleasure from seeing men whose sex lives have been ruined due to porn. Men who can't hold down gfs because they've been "spoiled" by the revolving door of attractive 18 year olds that pornography has to offer. Men that can't have sex because they've deathgripped their penis into oblivion and broken it. Men that can't get it up for real women or can't cum for them and end up embarrassed and ashamed.
It's fucking amazing. I love their tears, I love their shame.
I love how they try to repress that they're gigantic losers, but deep down they know they've been ruined.
Just how horribly autistic would a /r9k/ meetup be like?
Pretty damn autistic
Are these faggots really from /fa/ ? kek
I remember when this image was first posted.
>>29261663
what would we do though
I need some kind of direction right now robots.
I tried aderall not long ago, since it did a wonderful job I kept using it in small dosis to help me to finish this past semester in uni, I did a great job, never been so disciplined and full of energy in all my life, boosted confidence to the sky and for those moments I felt like a normal person.
However I will not be able to afford it anymore since some priorities showed up in my life, and now I'm worried, I broke down in tears last night without a clear reason.
I need to find a substitute, no other drugs though since it seems like withdrawal is a bitch, I wanna feel like a million bucks again normally, what should I do? New hobbies? Learn to play an instrument? Go clubbing? do any of you robots attained confidence by changing your lifestyle?
>>29261641
start lifting
feeling pride in yourself begins with your own physical body anon
it may be uncomfortable, it may even hurt, but if you put the work in you will make it
we're all gonna make it, brah
>>29261641
Just try out something and do the things YOU like. Don't fall for the spooks.
>>29261641
Learning to play an instrument will do jack shit for you, unless you're surrounded by musically retarded people you can show off to and not feel like a jackass. You'd essentially be lying to them and yourself but if you can live with that for as long as it takes for you to actually get good then that will help. Basically the conditions for you to achieve some sort of gratification via learning an instrument are very specific.
Learning new things to make you feel better about yourself is situational. Lifting, like that other guy mentioned is helpful, most people nowadays are depressed from lack of mobility/physical activities.
>fell for the work out meme
maybe if he got rid of the numale glasses/beard he'd look better
>Jason autismo Bluhu
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK
>>29261648
>men without beards
>ever looking better
Was he a robot /r9k/?
He held the door shut so people could not escape from the shooter.
For those that don't know, gay clubs are usually filled with straight stacies.
http://thetab.com/uk/warwick/2015/04/20/gay-clubs-not-alternative-straight-women-7689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHpw6HsTXY
He definitely helped the shooter. That makes him an accomplice.
Fags will burn
>>29261623
But
>"""robots""""
>being within 30 miles of any night club, let alone a gay night club
What does /r9k/ thinks of Frozen ?
>tfw i'm addicted to Elsanna
Ashe and Emmah are Elsanna irl.
>>29261487
Yeah I watched it. Feels good. The ice womyn made me think of my bipolar.
I know this feel.
Got a shit ton of these saved desu.
Let's put all the negativity away for a moment.
Tell me, Anon:
Where would you like to travel?
What kind of people would you like to meet?
What do you really want to do with your life?
>>29261393
i want to travel only to a place where i can live the rest of my life, raise a family, and die there. i want to meet someone who will become my wife, and also meet the many many children we will have. i just want to build lives
>>29261422
So what exactly stops you from doing this?
>>29261393
i dont know where i would like to travel, maybe japan or korea, but i wouldn't actually go there.
i wouldnt know what kind of people id like to meet.. nice people? kind people.
I guess i just want to be comfy, I have no direction in life, no goals, just enjoy myself while i can i guess
I always get female bots on here talking about how people like Adam Lanza and Elliot Rodger are cute and how they crushes on them. That's mostly bullshit. The fembots are just attracted to the fame and aura of power that surrounds them. It's the same idea behind women being attracted to bad boys. Before these guys never got attention from women. Fembots probably ignored and hated them, Suddenly, after they are hot shit.
Also fembots don't actually exist. They are just lazy normie women who have standards that are way too high.
Fembots ain't shit.
>>29261330
What do fem-bots even find attractive about Lanza.
>>29261330
>Lanza
>aura of power
ITT post a pic of your face and other robots will predict your entire future.
pic related it's me you fuck
The cigar isn't the only fag
meh, everything's ok.
>>29261302
You're going to settle for a really shitty job and marry a fat woman.
Overall life will be 4/10.
what are the current dankest memes?
ur in one
>>29261151
>o shite whaddup
Everything about kek and frogs
Meme Magic is the final step in the evolution of memes
How do I get anabolic steroids without my parents finding out?
1. buy anabolic steroids
2. don't tell your parents
>>29261175
..... How do I do that, though? I don't know how to get them delivered in a way that they won't find out about.
>>29261143
just be ftm
So comment something funny and you can have my csgo knife if you want i dont have any friends to give this too anyway
THIS SKELETON WALKS INTO A BAR
AND HE ORDERS A BEER AND A MOP
I met a girl once......
Once......
>>29261122
I don't want your knife and I don't want you to kill yourself, though I understand why some people do. I hope you'll find some way to carry on, you might think that nobody cares about you and that nothing you do matters, but everything you've done and ever will do effects everybody else.
Please don't kill yourself.If you do, we'll have to carry on without you and we'll have one less person to work on advancing science and technology to the point where we can bring dead people back and fix their problems
