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walk into bathroom. see this.
wat do?
>>29256580
give them a wheel
>>29256580
Walk back out, call cops
Register them for the winter olympics.
>There is no objective or verifiable reason in this world to stay pure.
>Your body is constantly tempting you to sin.
>Your friends are trying to convince you to become a degenerate because it is objectively and verifiably more fun and will make you happy.
>>29256537
>try my best for years on end to stay as pure as i can even though i have sinned already
>temptation and stuff you mentioned
>keep growing in my understanding of the word
>something happens that according to the old testament bars me from heaven
>still keep trying my hardest
>all the signs keep showing me that it definantly happened
>decide to finally accept it
>willingly become a demon but still fully and wholeheartedly accept and even lead others toward the path of righteousness despite my own fate
>wonder if i'll make it still when the time finally comes
atleast i have hope
>being a religion cuck
>>29256686
>>something happens that according to the old testament bars me from heaven
Isn't that all overruled by the new testament so that you can be forgiven?
>all the signs keep showing me that it definitely happened
Wait, what? You're not actually sure if you sinned? Or if your actions count as a sin?
tfw people are nicer to you on 4chan than irl
>>29256532
*cliche insulting reply*
>>29256532
This is the reason I go here.
Everyone is the same name, no picture, no voice, nobody cares how rich you are, everyone is completly equal.
Yet we are sjw's nightmare.
God forbid this place ceases to exist.
Real life is pretty lame and requires too much energy. Takes a lot less effort to socialize on here than it does in normie 3D world.
>nigress in my class says she's "unapologetically black"
As much as I love shitposting I can't help thinking of whoever must've typed this out for the sake of trying to be funny, and it makes me sad
>>29257608
Next time you post, make sure you have a coherent thought to share. It helps to write what you would like to say in a separate document first and read it over once or twice before clicking "post". This time around you humiliated yourself and said something retarded that literally no one understood -- but don't worry, it's all anonymous, and tomorrow is another day.
>>29257608
>>29257668
>3 posters
sorry lad but your outnumbered
Guys, I need help, I made a thread a few days ago saying I was going to suicide, now that I've mustered the will to actually do it I can't fucking use the gun properly, any fellow robots know how to put the fucking clip on the handgun? This metal thing doesn't let me
PRESS THE MAGAZINE RELEASE LOCATED ON THE UPPER PART OF THE WEAPON NEAR YOUR THUMB OR INDEX FINGER
>>29256485
Put the CLIP right inro your DIP
Hehe FAG
>>29256501
>>29256512
You guys mean this? nothing happens, and I can't put anything inside either, I think it's locked and I'm afraid of pulling the trigger, I don't know if it's loaded or not, and the other thing that you pull down also feels locked
>tfw you'll never get head on the subway at 3AM
http://www.xvideos.com/video3272814/ratchet_hoes_sucking_dick_on_the_6_train#_tabComments
gotta love Hispanics!
>>29256412
>tfw Ive been taking this train all my life and the most Ive seen is a couple smoking something that didnt smell like weed
>>29257135
was it heroin maybe?
I have two questions for you:
1. If you had the Dragon Balls in your possession, what would you wish for?
2. How fucked would the world be if the Dragon Balls existed in real life and the government had knowledge about them?
1. I'd wish for a 10x longer life span.
2. Countries would constantly bomb each other.
>>29256363
Put them up my butt. Looks fun
>>29256363
>If you had the Dragon Balls in your possession, what would you wish for?
death
>How fucked would the world be if the Dragon Balls existed in real life and the government had knowledge about them?
everyone would want them and no one would deserve them
so, totally beyond fucked
What should i eat when i go out today?
it's my last one.
eat cum
please respond T_T
>its my last one
What did he meme by this?
Does this mean robots are real men?
>MGTOW = Men Going Their Own Way
>It isn't a movement. It is a lifestyle. It is a total rejection of marriage. It is a commitment to remaining a single man. To never put yourself in a situation where a woman can use the state against you.
>Most of you are MGTOW and don't even realize it. It is the way of the future. 70% of all men under the age of 35 are not married.
>http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/bachelor-nation-70-men-aged-20-34-are-not-married
>Why is this significant? It is significant because that means the vast majority of the men in our generation are MGTOW and they don't even realize it. They became MGTOW naturally, without having to be encouraged to do so.
>Reject marriage. Let the other shoe of the feminist movement drop.
>Women are evil
>Don't have kids goy
>Join MGTOW
>>29256285
In all honesty I'm going the MGTOW route because I've given up on anything ever happening between me and a woman.
>>29256285
I'm all for going your own way, but do not at all want to be associated with the MGTOW goys.
>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but in truth I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>29256247
Life is truly the greatest rpg game of all time
Play with my mind anon. Delude me into thinking I'm wanted. Please.
saem tbeh
>tfw I made a qt laugh today
Get on my level losers
she most likely laughed at you though
Obligatory age-old "they were laughing at you and not with you" post
>>29256223
It's not that hard to make a girl laugh.
any robot ever ate a girl's asshole? the girl I'm with now won't even try it
Yes, my ex asked me if I would do that for her
>>29256210
>Wiki-anilingus.png
kek
Yeah. I dated a girl for a couple months and nothing like that happened, then we got drunk one night and apparently I just initiated it and she went along, then it became a semi-regular thing.
The girl I was with after shot it down the second I brought the idea up.
never forget you neets
>>29256198
>falling for chad bait
nothing to see here
>girl keeps talking to me on facebook
>reply to her occasionally but mostly just don't read her replies
Makes it even worse that I totally lead her on because I sexted her while I was fapping for a bit, came, and regretted it immediately.
>>29256198
never forget what?
Question for femanons, and not for malebots. from a malebot....
Now im not going to spew a bunch of "REEE YOU FUCKING WHORES" im just going to ask an honest question...
Why are most if not all of you so mean, and selfcentered. All i have witnessed IRL is women talking about laughing at a dudes short dick and not caring about their feelings, dumping a dude if they dont satisfy them 110 percent, leaving them whenever they find someone new, and cheating like crazy. its like they see boyfriends as expendable pawns, that they fall out of love with whenever something better comes along..... it hurts... and its all i ever see... im bitter for the opposite reason most robots are. Rather than being salty because i can't get a gf, im salty because i have had several gfs and they have all been nice to me at first, then slowly started treating me like shit, cheating on me, etc etc. its not just my own personal experience... i see it everywhere. in my family all of my female siblings/cousins are cheating agressive whores to their bfs. etc etc...
Do you actually love us??
man.. honestly i do get all salty and shitty towards girls. but i know that deep down its because honestly... it just hurts a lot. believe it or not we just want someone to love us and be nice to us too... and we want to feel appreciated.... but we are treated like pawns....
man, every time i talk to someone about this they go "omg not all girls are like that geez"
but be fucking honest.....
are you all like that?
Why do you like to hurt us and be so mean to us with no regard for our feelings but villianize any guy who doesnt spoil the fuck out of you?
.....
>>29256159
fembot here
its just because you are inferior anon...
if you brought something to the table maybe
or werent totally incompitant girls would stay with you
just telling it how it is
we dont hurt you for fun
we just want someone who isnt a beta short dicked ugly sad joke
doesnt matter if you are "nice" nice ugly dudes are the fucking worst. its like "look at me im a fucking ugly chump im being nice to you because im a piece of shit with nothing, so ill hope to keep you with my desperateness"
get fucking real, you fat loser
>>29256337
>girls arent mean
>tells me how inferior i am
I rest my case, go fuck yourself
>>29256159
I have never been in a relationship so I can't speak for myself but most of the girls I see at school (18, not underage) treat their relationships and boyfriends so carelessly.
One girl broke up with her boyfriend one day before he planned a big surprise for her for her birthday. Another is flirting with two other guys while claiming to love him.
The shyer/more introverted girls usually seem to not be interested in relationships but they're generally kinder and take relationships seriously.
I like to think that I'm not like that. I try really hard to please the people around me. I understand why you're feeling disillusioned with relationships and girls, anon. I would be too.
Sorry if this was too long. I don't really have any useful advice or anything like that, I just wanted to share my perspective
>I will never hold my ex again
>ex misses me and would consider seeing me again
>tell her nope because she's a crazy bitch
Meanwhile, I've had no dating since we broke up over a year ago. I'm 25 years old and starting to feel like I need to find someone to settle down with. Would you take back a crazy girl?
>>29256248
How crazy is she? My ex has borderline personality disorder.
>>29256273
My ex has that too. You know what psychologists say about that illness? They say it is the WORST mental illness possible to have in a potential partner, and that if you are at all thinking of breaking up with a person, you definitely should if they have borderline.
Even if it takes a long time to find a new gf I'm not taking her back. I want to see what its like to date a girl without borderline.
