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People are giving blood to donate now because of this, but does anyone else think it's retarded because they are giving blood for people who GO TO GAY NIGHTCLUBS?
>>29258556
No, it's retarded because it's Americans.
It's ironic that suddenly there's this fuss over blood drives, because the FDA explicitly bars gay and bisexual men from donating. Some outdated nonsense about the risk of HIV, even though 1.) modern screening methods have made such concerns obsolete, and 2.) you could be a straight guy who just walked away from a 20-hooker bareback gangbang and still be able to donate blood.
Why the fuck do you care about that? Not your business
Just HOW THE FUCK do Japanese hikikomori manage to survive in that state for so long? I've been a friendless shut-in NEET for about a year now, not having left the house once from September to January, and then from April to June. It was in April when I finally started losing it, not sure why, I might have taken the real redpill but everything after that has been pure pain for me.
Yet these "people" not only don't leave their ROOM for years, but they also have next to zero social interaction with anyone, many parents apparently don't even see their sons for months despite living in the same house. How do they do it? I've seen a few documentaries about them and many don't even have fucking computers in their room. Do they just consume the same manga and vidya that their mommy buys for them?
Maybe I'm not genetically a NEET at all due to my inability to stay comfy, but I still need to know the hikikomori's secret.
D-DON'T IGNORE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29258666
You have to fucking put your foot in it and develop sever social anxiety, avoidant personality disorder.
Some major depression would help as well.
where does one acquire these documentaries? are they on the jewtube?
Is this a catfish? Seems to good to be true.
Ask for a pic with timestamp.
If she gets mad she's probably a catfish.
>>29258921
That'll look pretty beta if it's not though.
Swap snapchats and get her to send you nudes
would you abutt?
it looks pretty hot desu
>>29258430
wat da fukk is that ?
My first gay experience.
I met him online, on dating website.
He was really think and Asian. At first I thought he was a girl, but I quickly realized he was in fact a male. Just wore makeup and women's clothing very well.
Anyway took the train to his place, said hey what's up. Sat down next to him. It was really awkward for some reason, and then he just started to kiss me, so I went along with it. Before I know it his hands were down my pants and he was sucking me off.
Meet him up a couple more times, I started jerking him off, then I started to suck him off too, and then eventually I was on top of him pounding him.
I've got a gf now, but every couple months I run into him and fuck him.
>tfw no twink ass to fuck nightly
Have any of you thought about just transitioning to a woman and becoming a major whore/slut and maybe support myself through prositution and just being a slut all across the USA. Think about it, you'd be accepted everywhere and get to always find somebody to fuck you. Even get rides with truckers and stuff? Am I strange for wishing I was a transgender slut woman and not a 24 year old skinny fat virgin sperglord
>>29258426
Back to you're shitty board.
>>29258481
Back to "you're" shitty english class
>>29258426
who is that girl?
Is she a guy?
So, earlier today, I got my boyfriend a strap-on. When he first saw it, he angrily exclaimed that he wasn't into pegging, and I told him it was for him to wear and use on me, since his own, ah, natural equipment is a bit too large to comfortably handle.
And he just kind of.... broke, for lack of a better word. He leaned forward and won't respond to anything I say or do. Pushing his head makes him stay in the new position, no real resistance.
I've got him sitting on the bed, and I'm not sure what to do. Anyone have help?
>>29258344
>"a bit too large"
He has a small dick doesn't he ?
Should have got him one of those bad dragon wearables and said you were into x animal fantasies
>>29258636
No, he has a very large dick. Especially girth-wise, and he has a low radial symmetry. It actually hurts to take him in a little.
The point of the strap-on was that he could use something smaller.
>>29258734
But I'm not, and I don't think I could have kept a lie like that going too long.
My girlfriend and I agree to be influenced by the Amish way of life when we have kids.
We'll be a modern family, BUT the kids will have asigned chores, we'll build and sew shit together with the kids every month, etc.
How else can we learn from them bros?
>>29258170
Dont have kids.
Life isn't worth living, its better to never have been born.
Since you're on this board you should know this.
if your kids die you can always make more, do not cooperate with authorities, Joy will exist in the next world if you deny it to yourselves in this one, thievery and deception is really only immoral if practiced among your own kind, every time you fuck you should be on the hook for another mouth to feed, mustaches are gay but chinstraps are really quite dashing
>>29258170
Yeah enjoy smelling like shit you fucking retard
What comfy clothing are you wearing right now, r9k?
>pic related, apex comfy on cold rainy days
>>29258123
>thin ripped pajamas
>regular black t-shirt
>regular black hoodie
pajamas, t shirt, blanky cape
>100% polyester Nautica sleepwear
>SUNY New Paltz t-shirt (never been to the campus before)
>Hanes boxers
>black socks
![tumblr_mvfthevahg1qbfm1po1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aPnk5K2.jpg "tumblr mvfthevahg1qbfm1po1 500[1]")
Why are there so many self-hating black people on this board?
A bunch of Uncle Toms and Bedwenches that like to broadcast it to everyone
There are more bedwenches here than uncle toms, t b h
>>29258099
Everyone on this board that isn't a normie spectator is self-hating not necessarily because of race though.
Pic related is literally me famalam
>tfw really cute 18yo cashier obviously flirting with you in front of your friends
>tfw gay
>>29258031
Thanks for giving me an excuse to post pic related.
>tfw really cute 18yo cashier
>>29258031
>tfw really cute 18yo cashier obviously flirting with you in front of your friends
>tfw straight
>Sex is a normal part of most people's life since they were teenagers
How does that make you feel?
Doesn't make me feel any better or worse. Fuck off
>>29258024
Did you just find this out op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP42y28GTqc
Why don't you NEET fucks at least try applying for an entry position literally anywhere?
You only need 3 years experience, a master's degree in your field with a 4.0 GPA, to know at least 3 languages, and work the first year free as a trial period. The usual requirements, of course.
>"entry level job"
>relevant experience required
Why do so many fucking places do it? It's so retarded and frustrating to read through a description that sounds perfect only to get to the bottom and read "please only apply if you have at least a years experience in [field]"
>>29258011
>implying most robots are employable
Have you not read any of the threads? Plenty of robos apply at 20+ places and fail to get a job in any of them
tl;dr chad gtfo
>>29258011
Thank fuck for local government-backed employment programs. Got my current job (medical admin) through that shit, make the equivalent of $1200 a month. It's not much but it's a startand I get autismbux on top
Who else here wants to fight and die for some kind of greater cause? Where do you sign up to join the robot militia?
>>29257908
The United States Military is ready whenever you are.
>>29257953
Can you join even if you're not from the US?
>>29257978
Sorry, I assumed you were American.
>go on deep web
>buy e
>take e by poolside
>fucking paradise
Drugs are incredible. Try all kinds, but do a bit of research about doses and interactions.
>>29257913
thanks, mom, i sure will
>>29257913
I always do my research
Recommend me some good dark humour, fellow robots. Can be everything: songs, books, films (pic very related).
>>29257834
Four Lions?
>>29257834
Blackadder if you're into english humour
what's the name of that one movie with zach galifianakis? it's a dark humor about a guy becoming homeless in san francisco. with the big climax scene with the girl on the golden gate when he's trying to kill himself.
![220px-Happiness1998Poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uSosr08.jpg "220px-Happiness1998Poster[1]")