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Can someone explain why it is illegal to murder a cheating spouse and her Chad? Especially if you have video of it or catch them in the act?
Because it is the taking of a life that is unsanctioned by the state, hence it's murder, hence it's illegal.
Why should it be legal?
>>29256119
I don't know but when my ex cheated on me I wanted to murder him as well, and was pretty close.
Thank god I didn't, because that would've ruined my life and it's gotten so much better since then.
But yeah there needs to be some sort of penalty for adultery, if it happens in a marriage.
>>29256119
Because the government is run by chads and whores.
How the fuck are you supposed to tell if a girl is interested in you, or just sees you as a friend? It's a damn near impossibility. What some girls deem incredibly flirty, others deem just friendly or nice.
Are we just forced to take a stab in the dark and take a 50/50 shot at incredible humiliation?
>>29256096
if they are interested they touch you a lot, ask for contact info and wanna hang out
if you are wondering the are not into you
>>29256112
Just know that some females will do that to most males. If you want someone who is genuinely interested in you check for unconscious clues, those can't be faked.
Otherwise there's tons of literature on body language that should help you out. But don't misinterpret it.
But oh yeah, I am forgetting
>>29256148
>But oh yeah, I am forgetting
a-anon?
Robots, tell me about the /dreams/ you had last night. I'll start:
I was playing a new legend of Zelda game that had the graphics of Ocarina of Time. The game's mechanics were clearly influenced by the Dark Souls games. health potions worked like estus flasks, having a certain number of charges and were refilled at save points. I started exploring and quickly found bombs. I found the Megatron hammer near a series of trenches. When I tried to grab it a bomb-bomb popped up from under the hammer and yelled at me for trying to steal his hammer. I turned away to fight another enemy shooting arrows at me. When I turned back the hammer and bomb-bomb were replaced by a giant spider's egg. I went up to the egg and placed a bomb. As I did this the egg lifted up revealing a deep hole in the ground. I jumped down the hole and landed in a cavern full of giant spiders... and then I woke up.
Your turn.
I vaguely remember something about chicken nuggets, unironically.
I've been craving them but my diet doesn't allow for that kind of trash. Fuck living.
About a week ago I had a dream where I was getting married to my waifu. Pic related.
I dreamt of exploring a lost underground city with buildings that don't really follow the normal laws of physics.
I opened a door and saw an eldrich abomination staring at me.
Then I woke up feeling sick.
What could it mean?
share some INTP feels on this miserable monday
>in agony cause you caused someone a problem and the only thing you can think about is how to say sorry to them to make it all good again
I feel pretty good. How are you doing?
ENTP here
You guys are alright, we should all have heterosexual male-to-male sex
...INTJ...good at talking...less so at thinking...it all...makes sense now. I finally understood. Thought doesn't move a true INTJ, behind that layer of apparent thoughtful mechanics there is an absence of thought. INTJs are moved solely by their good intention. so basically is a retard trying to help, being rejected and pretending to be edgy villain afterwards.
>mfw all I am is bullshit
>>29256036
Nah, you're probably just an inferior INFJ or something.
>>29256036
feels ~empty~ innit
everybody knew that except intjs
>Finally fuck a girl
>can't cum because masturbating
>have to fake an orgasm
>go soft
>>29256023
you were warned that masturbating would ruin your life.
PROTIP: Jerk off only just before bed. It helps you fall asleep, and then if you get surprise sex, you're ready for it.
I had sex for the first time in months a few weeks ago and I wasn't expecting it -- It was an online date and she didn't respond 'til 9pm, then suddenly came out for a drink and came upstairs with me. I had jerked off twice that day. I WASN'T READY. MY CUM GAME WEAK.
>>29256023
now I know why masturbating is wrong...
>>29256023
>can't cum because masturbating
this can also be caused by nervousness
try nofap for at least 7 days
What do you femanons think of me?
TRIPPLE 000
You're ugly as shit. I'm way better looking than you.
>>29256000
You just wanna hear what yer wanna hear. Put yer face on some image rating site instead. You won't get honest answers this way.
You look average and have typical puberty skin issues.
I finally got a hold of it, going to be starting my first cycle.
I'm going to get absolutely massive. I can't wait to see my biceps back and chest blow up.
I've been rejected throughout high school and now getting rejected in university. I go to U of T, and I see all the girls ignoring skinny guys like me and going for the athletes.
I'll be one of them. Instead of hanging out alone at the club while my friends are dancing with girls, I'll get the hottest girl and she'll be grinding up on my dick.
All girls like muscles. Asian, Arab, white, black. They'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy and get my dick sucked.
I'll post my progress as I go /fit/, you guyd are my only friends
>>29255911
Have fun fucking your body up even worse than it already is, retard.
You're in for a surprise... women still won't give a shit about you.
>>29255911
>skinny
>cant wait to blow up
>all girls like muscle
KEK
Babby's first cycle: the post. I'll bet you haven't even been lifting for a year
What good browsers can I use for Windows? Besides Chrome and Firefox.
>>29255793
Internet explorer of course
>>29255793
>besides the good browsers
>>29255821
That sucks too. I forgot to mention it.
My eyes hurt.
>>29255764
BOO FUCKING HOO MANLET MANCHILD ROBOT GET A JOB CREEP SMALL PEENIS BETA KEK WHIPPED FAPPER SLACKER JERKOFF NIGGER FAGGOT SHITLORD
>>29255823
cUCK XD
CuCK !!!!! KEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEK
KEK
KEK KEK CUK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29255823
Hey! Cut that horse shit out. The man is suffering
>this one dude who's online all the time and makes all these roach and wagecuck threads
>>29255679
I actually like that guy. He's for sure a giant turd IRL but his dedication to shitposting is absolutely amazing.
He lives in Ireland.
>>29255679
>that one wagie who always get triggered by wagecuck threads
>that one tranny who always make boypussy threads
>that one roastie who keeps making >tfw no * bf threads
>that one guy who keeps making >that kid in school who threads
>that one guy who makes all the >tfw no muay-thai fighting etc etc filipino gf
>that one guy who takes /r9k/ way too seriously and tries to argue with robots in every thread
>that one dude whos obsessed with silent hill
>that one dude whos obsessed with elliot rodfer
>that one dude whos homeless and tells people to busk for a living
>that one dude who cant stop shitposting about trump
This is your date tonight, anon.
>>29255627
Where is her feminine penis?
>>29255627
Cool. I'll pick you up at around 9
>>29255627
She's pretty. Is she Mexican?
have you said your prayers today anon?
if so, what religion
if not, why not
No, i don't see the need of praying to myself
To pray ls to accept defeat
>>29255608
I wouldn't mind religion in my life. But only ritual, it is impossible for someone into evolution to believe.
Sins or haram stuff actually make sense.
Though Ramadan is really the stupidest thing ever. Fasting is good for you but not when you indulge in fatty and sugary food.
Fuck /r9k/ I don't know where to post this but since I've woken up an hour ago I can't shake off this feeling of wrongness. Everything seems wrong and out of place and also I feel like I've forgotten something significant. Everywhere I look at something seems out of order but I can't quite grasp what it is. Please help me sort this out robots, it can't be that I'm already insane
>>29255570
Chill the fuck down senpai. Sit down now. Breathe in breathe out. Think happy thoughts.
>>29255598
Ok mate I am calm enough, so please tell me what the fuck is going on? Mane honest to god I don't believe in any /x/ shit but this feels like I was put on another Earth
>>29255570
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derealization#Description
??
Getting a haircut tomorrow, what the fuck do I do? Do I keep it long (how do I make it not look like shit)? Do I go short (how short)? Any robots with long hair have any advice? I'm at the point were I don't care how I look.
>>29255508
I don't know I have long hair too and just tell her to fucking cut it so I don't look like an 80's rock star
>>29255508
stephen M? if it is then don't get it too short man remember you looked korean
>>29255566
Yeah, but I never had short hair. Is there any factors to it? Is there such thing as too short?
>>29255620
Sorry, not him mate.
