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Do you smoke weed?
What does it feel like?
I did but I'm weird and it's been weird every time for me as a result
>cold sweat
>cant walk
>paranoia
>tingling in legs
>locked lower back muscles
>say things before I can think about them
>everything that can possibly go wrong in my head is an inevitability
>general confusion
>uncertain as to whether the last 7-10 minutes actually happened or if I imagined it
>cant have eyes open too much or there's too much information to think about - like doing hard maths but thoughts instead
>cant string a coherent sentence together
But I've seen plenty of people cope just fine, or not be phased at all
>pic unrelated
crackers on suicide watch
LMAO
You feel drunk, you get hungry and your face and mouth goes numb
Depending on what sort you get you can also feel sleepy or happy or both
>tfw losing all my childhood normie friends
I fucking hate myself so much.
Anyone else miss their childhood friends to death?
I can't help bitching to them. I have no interest in talking to "recently made" (past few years) friends.
(I'm orange-yellow, childhood normie friend is in green)
You either "grow up" and find your little niche in society somewhere, like your friend is suggesting. Or you slip between the cracks and fall into a pit of despair until you die or pull yourself out. The rest of us are in between trying to tread that thin line of losing control and making it in the world.
>>29251433
Stop talking robot to your normie friends. Be a man and learn to bury your true feelings and intentions behind layers and layers of societally approved talk.
>>29251512
i promise you don't know anything about "being a man." you know rhetoric, that's it.
>see beautiful girl
>realize ill neverbeher
>feel like killing myself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_O00XlkE64
>>29251284
if only they walked around without makeup all the time, the world would be a more equal place
>you will never be a young girl spending the best summer of her life with her friends
>>29251352
But she looks gorgeous with and without makeup. Like a real-life doll. One of the comments said that she looks like a mix of Chloe Grace Mortez and Miranda Kerr and she really does... such perfect facial aesthetics.
I wonder if people like her ever wish to look like someone else like ugly/average people do.
>get job at hardware store
>blonde works there, extremely hot
>9/10 body, 7/10 face
>she's mean to other employees but nice to me
>always smiles at me
s-should I talk to her? what would I talk to her about? how can I do this stealthily, i.e. without people thinking I'm hitting on her (even though I am)?
>>29251225
>"God damn you're hot wanna fuck?"
That will work only if you're Chad tho.
Fucking idiot just hit on her if she acts nice to only you openly then she's obvious ok with having any form of interacting with you openly
>>29251225
You should only try if you look like me.
Will moving out solve all my problems?
>>29251223
running away does not solve anything
Id like to know this as well
this has to be original
I'd like to find this out too
Serious question though, is it even possible to move out without having a job and some cash prior?
It's not my oc, so can't guarantee validity. But I've noticed a spike in pro lgbt posting
>reddit tier shills getting gay bernouts to subverse our boards infuriates me
> hail victory
I seriously hope its real.
Normalfags and SJW will waste time and money trying to convert robots, but all that will happen is that they get triggered.
I am already saving up pics of female circumcision to shitpost in such threads.
It's gonna be yuge.
We will drive back the stacies and invaders, with daki in arms.
I've noticed it too, makes sense. Tempting the lonely with any kind of relief.
>>29251224
I know
>implying robots aren't happy with cyoa
>implying robots don't have best girl waifus
>implying we're so lonely we'll go gay
If we were we'd just settle for some roastie.
>>29251226
I think it's insulting af tbqh familia
Tfw you're 80%sure you have a speech impediment and no one is willing to tell you.
I've heard recordings of myself. I'm not deaf... why won't people juat be honest...
>>29251173
What kind of speech impediment?
>tfw you listen to recording of your voice
>>29251173
then post a vocaroo nigga, you know you can get honesty on 4chan
What was the first song you ever kissed to?
>implying robots get enough opportunities to kiss that they have done so rhythmically to music
>>29251170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdqtxH4WbkE&list=FLmTPTZ77hmMdNRYMJLFfjPA&index=47
it happened while this album was playing
don't remember which song
in fact i just got it last week
fucking whoopee
>>29251170
We were outside, so none
Refreshing during the winter and allows me to be alone with my thoughts
Its comfy alright. I usually listen to music when going for them walks. I only really need to wait untill 11pm and the whole town is dead. Not a soul outside after that unless its the weekend. I like how its so quiet that you can almost hear your own hearbeat. When smoking, you can clearly hear the cigarette slowly burning. So damn comfy.
I would but in this town you occasionally get news of people getting mugged/beat up/raped while out at night so I've concluded that it's better to stay indoors.
>>29251180
Stay under street lights in residential areas
Good morning, wagecuck.
I know it was a short weekend, but try to be positive this week and don't take your anger out on everyone else.
Another day, another dollar.
why do people insist on making the same thread over and over
Inb4 butt hurt wagie
I don't even have a job I'm just tired of seeing threads over and over that have no original thought or thread direction. You couldn't even find another image besides blanket frog in the infinite amount of times this thread has been posted. Really says a lot about the type of people who make these threads.
Make fun of me all you want I'll never read your reply because I refuse to waste any more time ITT. I already know what the replies will be so what's the point? Stay stagnant.
>>29251146
Holy shit I formatted that terribly.
>>29251146
Butthurt ragie wagie living his cagie.
l'm a fucking 8/10 and l can't seem to get any fucking girIs. l don't even fucking get it.
>>29251042
Im a 8.5/10 genetically at my best but I would say Im a solid 7.5/10 and feel the same. Some angles not so much. Got a goofy smile and makes me look like 5/10 but its authentic. Girls just have so many options its like you have to agree for them to use you. Thats why they want a guy with money cause ultimately they want to live off you. That could be why we don't have em.
>>29251042
Hah! I wish I was an 8/10. Damn that would be awesome.
>>29251196
post a pic anon
heres mine pic related
>go to local shop to buy soya and cows milk for mummy
>she gives me 2.50 GBPs, says the soya is 1.19 and the milk 1
>pay for the milk with the 2.50, the price is 2.54
>cashier doesn't mind because we live close and she knows me
>I present mummy proudly with the milk I bought FOR HER
>she fucking rages that I used the whole 2.50
>"GO AND SORT IT OUT THIS IS UNREASOABLE"
>the price of milk is obviously my fucking fault
>take both milks back to the shop and ask why they cost 2.50 instead of 2.19 like a fucking retard
>this was the only milk in the store, between the 2 minutes i was back at our house they had restocked and now had cheaper milk
>Ill have that one then
>all that fucking bullshit for 50p ish change
>go back to mummy and she goes mental saying i tried to steal the money and that I'm a fuckup, that i do nothing but go on the computer all day
>point out that she does exactly the same thing except constantly browsing normiebook
>she got the milk but didn't even say thanks
>now i'll be known as that retard who cared about 50p change on some fucking milk
>THIS FUCKING BITCH IT WAS THE ONLY MILK THERE
>Mfw
>>29250887
where can i subscribe to your blog you retarded faggot? grow up.
Contact social services, say you're gonna top yourself.
Then do it
>>29250887
Maybe you could look a job and stop being a neet faggot
Post ending in 69 gets to decide my Origin ID username.
>>29250820
CuckShitFaggot
>>29250820
#hillaryforpresident2016
SemenMaster420
ISIS should be targeting more celebrities and important people in Hollywood. They are the ones that influence and inspire our shitty culture and society. We have the same feelings toward politicians and religious Americans as they do.
this might be the hottest hijabi girl I've ever seen online
does she have anymore pics?
>>29250863
There's a gallery on Motherless somewhere but this is the only one I have saved. Think there's 2-3 more pics. Does it not make you sad that even Muslim women are sluts?
>>29250895
>Does it not make you sad that even Muslim women are sluts?
anon, I have no expectation of any woman being a good person, nor do I have any expectation of having positive interactions with them
once you stop trying to live to get a gf and realize you NEVER will and there's NO point talking to girls your life gets a lot easier. once I stopped giving a fuck what people thought about me it became easier to leave my house
so no it doesn't make me sad, in fact I wish more girls of all nationalities would post nudes online. One day I hope there is a global archive site where girls are required to upload nude shots of their body for visualization purposes
Red flags for boys
> he's white
> doesn't have a job
> into video games or anime
> under 6' tall
> right wing view points
>non transgendered.
>wants to start a family.
>isn't a cuck.
>not a degenerate.
> He doesnt wanna prep the bull
> Doesnt have a job
> goes on night walks
> owns a PC
