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cute quirky things that girls youve known have done
>one of my ex would sometime accidently bite on her tongue when eating too fast
>one of my ex was addicted to sucking on her thumb, and her teeth deformed a bit over the years because of that.
>i knew a girl that likes anime just like me
>>29250728
You should have cut off the top joint of her thumb and the head of your penis and switched them, so she'd be sucking on your dick all the time and not even realize it. Plus you'd get the bonus effect of an opposable penis.
Cucking me with some other guy hahaha
>>29250728
>have her tongue stick out the corner of her mouth whenever she was determined to do something
pretty cute
Male anons who were molested as children:
Who did it?
Did they get in trouble?
Did you enjoy it?
What counts as molestation?
Does being a beta faggot and agreeing to a situation in which someone your age put heavy pressure on you to do something sexual count?
6th grade teacher molested me. She liked my eyes or something. Anyone, it was an excuse to touch me, but I didn't mind because my parents weren't around and it seemed like she loved me at the time. Guess that's why I like older women
>>29250724
>Fucked at 4
Don't know who did it, never seen them since
AFAIK they haven't got into trouble, but the nature of the rape makes me think he has molested more children before/after me
No I didn't. I think about it sometimes and I've wondered if i was ever gay but just thinking about enjoying it makes my stomach churn. It may sound like an overreaction but even hearing the word "rape" out loud makes me zone out, because I've never really processed the incident and don't want to either.
If anyone has questions I can answer them.
I'm bored and lonely
>>29250719
cute pic what's the artist?
>>29250719
That's why i drink or i read.
>>29250727
Not sure. I just found her while browsing r9k
Here, you can have another one while I look for the artist for you
>>29250745
I have 0 interests
>tfw accidently send oneitis friend request
hold me bros
>>29250700
>Been jerking off to a girl I knew in highschool for years
>Accidentally liked a picture of hers where she was laying down with her friend and most of her ass was showing
I'm pretty sure she at least knows who I am, she never responded or changed her account or anything.
I never understood how people do anything accidentally untill I finally got a smartphone. Mostly to browse 4chan before bedtime, but fuck me. I've accidentally sent a picture of pepe to my mom, accidentally posted gibberish on twitter and I sent a random picture of reggie to my oneitis.
I feel like Im too old for this technology bullshit. Fuck me.
>>29250700
you can cancel it you know
>tfw addicted to prostate masturbation
>Haven't touched dick in months
>Can't get an erection anymore
Anybody else know this abstract feel?
I'm not even a trap ;_;
>>29250676
I've never tried touching my prostate for that reason, I don't want to develop another degenerate habit.
>>29250690
Me too. Also I don't want to stick my fingers up my butt.
>>29250676
Disgusting
I cant even wipe my ass without feeling sick.
redpill me on being fat and muscular
pic related is me
Are you there, OP?
>>29250665
you need to explain moree.
>>29252025
yeah
oregano x5
>>29252760
I'm strong but i also have quite a bit of chub. Around 17-18% BF rn. Do women prefer weak lean people or strong chubby people?
Jet you know how proud I am of you, and I know that your childhood wasn't the smoothest, but jesus son I always was there for you, good and bad.
Please just let me talk to you, I don't wan us to keep having to talk over all of these memes and the fake me's.
Please Jet, I always loved you and your sister, and I am sorry your stupid bitch mother brainwashed you against me.
Johnny Neptune, the piece of shit Dad, signing off. You know how to reach me and Wendy anytime, I am waiting son.
>>29250593
I love you son, and I realy hope you get back to me and stop hiding on this website
>>29250609
Why does your son not talk to you anymore?
>>29250680
Probably because dad browses r9k.
>go to sleep
>wake up with wild, greasy bedhair
>wash pillow cases
>wake up with wild, slightly less greasy hair
>see other people wake up exactly how they fell asleep
what the fuck gives
You're secreting too much sebum you disgusting fuck. Stop it.
>>29250658
That's not even his fault, you stupid dumbfuck teenager.
Iktfb. The only thing that puts a damper on it is taking a cold shower before bed. But then I still gotta take a shower in the morning too.
White guys, why do you get so mad if we date your women?
We want them because they're better looking than our own women and believe it or not, have more pleasant personalities. Asian girls are so transparently materialistic, do you really expect me to marry someone whose idea of love is being bought expensive new handbags every season?
>>29250580
here's your (You) bruh
Because white guys are ridiculed and shamed for dating other race women, but white women are celebrated and congratulated for dating other race men.
How do Elyse and Babs look so similar?
Have you extended love to any qt feets today? Footlove comes in many forms.
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Gave witness to the truth that vaginas are inherently disloyal and poisonous
>Talked with a normie or Chad about the dangerous toxicity of vaginas
>Make a card that shows your gratitude to a girl who takes good care of her feet
>Advocate for a local foot-conscious holiday by writing an article, blog or buying an add in a newspaper
>Goto your local park or pool and offer PedEgg services to girls who are sunning themselves
>Create footparmesan related recipes for your favorite celebrities and post about them on social media
>Make a foot related song and record it with a local choir or band
>Develop a TEDx talk that teaches the world about qt feets
What can you contribute to the footlove movement today?
summer still makes me really annoyed 100F or more here
>>29250692
Where do you live? Is there a sexfeet deficit?
>>29250747
socal, sometimes
>he trusts women..
>>29250534
Even with this she is ugly
>>29250534
I'm sure most guys know about that though. Women wear tons of makeup and spend tedious amounts of time fixing their appearance, for men (for Chad).
Who ever thought that women were honest and virtuous?
Every single one of these images are masive make up whores. Why does ANYTHING think these bitches are attractive? I see one of them, and instantly I'm thinking "what is she hiding?".
does anyone else not know if they go to sleep? I lay in bed for hours tossing and turning, then when I get out of bed I can't tell if I fell asleep or if I just was up the whole time.
When I first began taking Zoloft I would stare at my wall for 8 hours and not even notice.
I'd later stand only to realize I'm fatigued as fuck and I can't think
it were like insomnia auto pilot
When I was a NEET I could barely sleep, never felt tired unless I was up for at least 24 hours straight.
Now that I lift, and do online college I fall asleep straight away when I lay down.
Going to assume the physical exertion of lifting, and the mental exertion of reading/writing/completing assignments makes my body and brain tired.
>try to sleep
>falling asleep takes 1-3 hours to do
>mfw find out people only take 15 minutes to do it
how
Don't you ever want to wake up the world to your plight? I am a person god damn it. I exist. Fight me, love me, kill me. WHY DON'T I EXIST?!
I think i may have cut myself on all of this edge
>>29250561
Edgiest thing I've posted in a decade, and the most serious too. I'm going to make sure they remember. I made a difference. I don't care any more whether it was for good or evil. I can't die for nothing!
Damn nigga you souls so dark i cant hardly see it.
>tfw just passed in a MRI
>>29250521
>tfw never been in MRI (I think)
>>29250600
It's quite an experience, depending on the body zone they need to scan.
In my case it was the brain.
>>29250849
I had one when I broke my arm. What did you do to your brain?
Guys I have a dilemma here
Last night at our dorm one if my roommates gave me his laptop so me and my other roommate could watch a movie. He had a film playing so we closed it and we saw an image open that looked like some naked 10 year old 3D girl. We had suspicion of him being a pedophile but damn.
Being the curios fuckers we were, we digged deeper. Folders upon folders of child porn. Videos, naked modelling, pictures. I shit you not, one folder had literally 2916 .jpgs that consisted of 16 omegle pics of lil girls masturbating on cam.
I dont know what to do guys, ive been feeling uneasy ever since I saw that shit. There was definitely atleast 5 gigs of it.
Let him have his fun
well if you don't report him you could get in trouble if the cops ever found out you knew and didn't tell.
or you could just ignore it.
the choice is yours
Personally, I wouldn't want to be seen as a tattletale, but I also wouldn't want to be around him anymore after knowing that
I'd ask for a different roommate
