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>his fetishes and porn obsession have gotten so degenerate he couldn't even have a happy sex life with a gf even if he got one
Wow fuck this post. Hit me in the feels
>>29249485
>>29249509
You bastards need to go on NoFap.
>>29249509
oh let me guess
>tfw no giant 15 inch cock gf constantly pinning me down and cumming on my face
you disgusting fuck
How would you even treat a girl if she liked you, you hung out, you went on a date, or she was your gf?
What kind of nonsexual activities would you do with her? What would you talk about?
>>29249447
If I had a boyfriend, I'd want to talk about chimp society and mass murder with him.
rip
>she loves playing video games
Just marry me already.
Current me isn't worth loving. If she likes me there's either going to be an ulterior motive or that she'll easily fall for other losers like me , but are living off slightly better.
HOWEVER, if I was the person who I always wanted to be I would treat my girl like a best friend. I wouldn't put her a pedestal, but I also wouldn't play mind games. We can be honest, but also respect each other boundaries.
I'd romance her with little thoughtful gifts. Then on our anniversary we can travel or
What is the best way to jump in front of a train?
Doing a flip
>>29249420
Is that a Halo?
>>29249577
It's Mirage from Macross Delta.
How high is the probability that the train will just bump me to the side? I'd like to avoid that.
Do you guys think Jon Snow is gonna btfo Ramsay Bolton next episode?
I hope he reks him hard. I can't stand that motherfucker and all the legions of roasties saying "omg he's so evul but so hot xdDD"
>>29249399
Man how do you watch this show? I watched the first two seasons but they were boring so I stopped. This show is so dull.
>>29249456
I watch clips of it on youtube. All the good parts of the story without the boring-ass shit.
>>29249399
you already know how, why did you make this thread?
do any of you autists think you could change the world for the better, given the opportunity? i think a handful of changes could fix this country.
1
>make all drugs legal
why should a government own a portion of my body? if i dont have the right to inject any poison i like into myself, or carve myself into pieces, that means an external body claims to own some part of myself. fuck that.
2
>withdraw our entire military
there are only two moral justifications for sending our military men to kill people
one: our sovereign territory is being directly attacked
two: a foreign nation is being attacked by an aggressor without provocation, and the victim nation directly requests our aid.
>beta uprising
there will be a new world. a better one. and he will lead us.
>>29249398
who is this Cadillac of men?
>>29249452
The one, the only, supreme gentleman
l'm an 8/10, yet l can't seem to get any fucking girls. l don't even get it.
>nirvana shirt
that alone makes you a 4/10.
lose some weight, lose the pimples, lose the goatee, lose the shirt, then maybe you could get a girl to talk to you
>>29249444
NOBODY IS GETTING THE FUCKING JOKE THERE ARE 5 OF THESE THREADS AND THE ROBOT IS FUCKING BROKEN
I'm an 8/10, yet l can't seem to get any fucking girls. I don't even get it.
Hahaha this is getting retarded now. Is this guy becoming a meme
>>29249326
You're boring and you have bad taste in women.
>>29249326
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PAST THE ROBOT
>>29248967
tfw didnt put enough cheese on the quesadilla :(
pizza is back? I haven't seen you post in so long! I was thinking of making a thread asking if anyone knew what happened to pizza actually
did your trip get banned or something?
>>29249320
I'm not Pizza you silly goose! Although i wish i was just as pretty :(
Quesadilla 2.0 is even more tasty! Much more cheesy!
Who else here /scaredshitless/ one point in their life?
>be 14
>me in living room watching some crime investigation show
>when suddenly my mom says in a quiet manner from her room that's right next to the living room
>"damn I dropped the coke..."
>Instantly think that she's talking about cocaine
>think about how sooner or later, she'll be caught and be put into prison
>think about the horrors of being taken away from child services including my little sister
>think how i'll have to live in a heavily religious home and be forced into a shitty life
>worry that there could be a chance that my sister and I could be separated
>worry that my sister would absolutely hate and be traumatized of the events taken place
>my sister is the only thing currently preventing me from killing myself
>"Anon, bring me a mop would ya?"
>turns out, it's just some diet coke that has spilled on the floor
Every day of your life was fear when you're a paranoid child.
>mom used to work outside of town
>had to take a bus every day to go to work
>all the day there is notices of crashed buses
>all day i'm alone in the house
>every time the phone rings i think it's police or something to inform me my mom has died
>sometimes i would think so much about this i would spend all day crying
Every time I get on an airplane I every shake violently or vomit profusely, so I have to be medicated. Any time I find any sort of abnormality I get even more suicidal than usual because I'm scared that I'm going to die (contradictory, I know), but it passes. Though I do have a lot of bumps/enlarged lymph nodes on my neck, but I'm too scared to go to the doctor.
But seriously whenever I'm on an airplane I'm 100% convinced that I'm going to die
>>29249084
>be 5
>parents arguing
>get physical
>mom grabs a knife and tries to kill dad
>i start wailing telling them to stop
>mom gets knocked unconscious
>piss myself from fear
>believe my dad just killed my mom
>she goes to the hospital
>pretend to be a female on 4chan
>get 300 replies
>don't reply to a single post
link the thread you faggot or it didn't happen
>join fembot feels thread
>allude to being a fembot in my post
>write a post about being into an almost Chad like being
>ask for advice
>get replies
>they don't know that i'm not a fembot
Thanks for the (You)'s SUCKERS
>>29249157
I am the creator of most fembots threads and i'm a male btw
is this what you guys rly wanted? he got the normies like u all wanted.
>>29249005
This guy's a fucking normal muslim. good riddance, of him and the aids infested faggots.
>>29249005
no
the uprising isnt finished yet
there is still no world peace, so it cant be over
>>29249040
>islam
>world peace
lmao
I couldn't take it anymore. I blew up at a roastie tonight.
> my family friend, my only friend in my life, drags me to his girlfriend's bday day drink today
> probably invited me out of pity
> try making excuses but he insists so I give in
> on the ride there I'm almost shaking in anxiety, I hate crowds
> get to party, bunch of Filipinos and blacks playing beer pong
> I'm the only white guy
> I start drinking desperately to calm myself, quickly become tipsy. Sit on couch by myself with drink in hand
> A 4/10 Filipina girl sits next to me to take a break from dancing
> Has a really weird face, very pudgy and asymmetrical and she has almost no eyebrows
> I don't remember how but I struck up a conversation with her (I think I asked her if she was having a good time, cliche as fuck)
> looks at me, gives kind of a sneering look that I've grown accustomed to getting from women for as long as I can remember
> she halfheartedly laughs and says "yuuuup, lots of fun" in a really patronizing tone
> I blurt out "you know, for someone who looks like a burn victim you have a massive ego"
> she looks at me genuinely shocked and says "fuck you" and storms off
> I sit back in my chair and finish my drink and leave
> my friend who invited me texted me saying he heard about what I said and that I have "serious issues" I need to fix about myself
I'm usually extremely timid so I guess alcohol imbues me with courage. Don't regret it at all.
Why would you go somewhere filled with niggers and gooks?
>anon come on it'll be fun!
>I promise come on
>Thatta boy anon!
>...
>ANON WHAT THE HELL YOU HAVE ISSUES WHY WOULD YOU COME WITH ME
Ya might of just lost your only friend because you couldn't control your autism
I'm an 8/10, yet I can't seem to get any fucking girls. I don't even get it.
Unrelated picture i guess?
>>29248989
No, it's related. I'm not even bad looking.
>>29249025
5, maybe 6/10 at best. Don't kid yourself.
Whats her name /r9k/?
Anna
never had one...
originoli
Mary Jane
>tfw i post this every time in these threads
Chloe Monet East
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
how unhealthy is canned food? looks like a good easy way for a neet to feed himself. I think lovecraft got cancer because he ate so much canned beans
>>29248910
Many canned foods are high in sodium which will make you sick. Canned foods also generally taste worse than their uncanned counterparts. It's not terrible, as long as you watch your sodium intake.
>>29248910
get a huge bag of rice
canned shit is nasty, just get a ton of asian noodles and rice and just cut up and fry fresh vegetables and fry up the noodles or add them to rice, its really easy and cheap
you can do it with quinoa if you really care about health, and you can add chicken if youd like
>>29248910
It seems okay but here in australia it is more cost effective to buy grains and stuff.
$1.50 for self raising flour and then some water and you can make a damper.
or $1.50 and I can get a single can of soup
This country sucks
