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Would you let her slap you around for her own sexual pleasure?
>>29245734
No, women enjoying sex is a major turn off for me.
>>29245734
>Would you let her slap you around for her own sexual pleasure?
yes absolutely
well idk it depends if she actually has malicious intent like if I think she really wants to do damage to me then nah I would probably politely decline
but if she was just like physically teasing and bullying and pushing me around then yes
who is she anon
>>29245734
How about she slaps my penis around?
>its not going to eat itself, senpai
sauce
sauwse
nauwse
>>29245722
>its not going to eat itself, Dad
>>29245722
very pretty, I'd like to kiss her on the lips
What age were you when your mind was basically fucked forever?
I was 15, my dad finally died after watching him slowly die to his disease after 8 years.
Probably when I saw what money is capable of making people do.
Doesn't sound so bad because you should of kind of expected it. Not like he just died out of nowhere.
You had plenty of time to say good bye. It's not like he was robbed from you when you were like 10.
>>29245638
Would you rather having someone die on the fly or watch someone slowly turn into a vegetable knowing you can't do anything but say you love them knowing that one day they will die?
tfw might go buy a lizard if I have enough neetbux and if my apartment allows them
tfw nervous as fuck to meet guy on Craigslist
what should I do to get rid of the nervousness?!
I know you saw that thread earlier faggot
>>29245580
Hello
:)
Im happy to sell it to you, dont worry about it mate.
Suck his dick to help break the ice.
Why do people like dogs?
>that dog
I AM GROWING STRONGER
>>29245575
Dog are great so long as you don't let them overtake you on dominance. then you got a problem. They have to be at the bottom. Always. People blame the dog because the shitty owners don't know how to into pack mentality. But yes I do agree that there are more unstable dogs than others. And it also depends on the dog's mental health.
>shitskin
>pit bull with home cropped ears
>shitty shitskins living conditions
It blows me away that brown people are even legally able to own animals. I guess it's nice when a select few get what's coming to them, though.
So who watched Bethesda's E3 conference?
How fucking boring was that?
>>29245558
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/v/
there is a board for this
Yeah man. What a load of shit. I never expect to give a shit about anything from E3 so it's whatever but I'm actively annoyed at how they plan to shit up Quake.
>>29245558
>no todd
>no tes6
I was selling a lizard on craigslist just now and texting with a potential adopter, and she said she needed to check if she had enough "neetbux" to buy it. Which one of you are trying to buy a Leopard Gecko
lmfao, not me, but dont sell it or your lizard will die
>>29245554
Let us know what she looks like. Make a funny greentext desu
sounds like you are about to get a GIRLFRIEND!
Did any of you robots smoke crystal meth before?
If so, please accurately describe your first experience on it, from the rise of the high to the come down.
Be careful anon if you never get laid so have a lot of desperate sexual energy you will probably become gay or at least bi
>>29245924
if I take meth and I'm sexually deprived?
well shit
dont do it man
meth fucks your shit up
Post famous people that you hate and when you see them you want to rip off your head and shit on their fame
Example: The normie/faggot of the photo
Go robots, puke your hate here.
>>29245464
>rainbow pic in the backroubd
10/10 he ends up as a ladyboy in the phillippines
>>29245464
No.
I'm tired of seeing pictures of 14 year old retards.
Hidden
>>29245464
Who the fuck is this guy anyhow??
>Mom found the fart sock
>mum found the bum drum
>meemaw found the foreskin palace
>mom found the cockroach trumpet
>golfing is nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically playing against pre-teens in putt-putt tournaments
>get bored of playing cub scouts after a while and move on to hitting balls at the driving range but that's okay since there's literally billions of you tiny little golf balls to whack the shit out of
>some balls actually believe i care about them but the truth is i only use them to practice my swing so i can gain the skills required to demolish the middle schoolers in the next putt-putt tourney
This fucking meme holy shit
>>29245404
dumb puppet poster
>>29245404
underrated post (bloxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)
(mfw even that post wasn't original with that many exes)
Would you let a qt anthro sissy trap cuck you, r9k?
I would use a cute trap for companionship.
>>29245356
>Would you let a qt anthro sissy trap cuck you, r9k?
d-does this mean they are willing to be my friend?
hello kalalu
>Go to bars last night with Chads
>Run into oneitis and her friend
>Have gotten over her
>Chad pulls me to the side and asks if I still like my oneitis
>Still attracted to her
>He distracts the friend
>Make a move on oneitis
>End up fucking her
>Oneitis' bf texts her in the morning
>Realize I just cuck'd some guy
>Realize my oneitis is a cheater and shitty person
>Lose all attraction to her
I just thought I'd blog and tell you about last night.
>>29245302
This is 100 percent her fault, but only if you didn't know she already had someone. That guy should dump her ass.
I masturbated to trannies getting fucked by BBC last night
>>29245302
>fucking a girl you just met
wtf are you doing here chad?
Post that one song that reminds you of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yHuDKlcn-k
By the way. How is she now?
https://youtu.be/ID-jsd0HGZs
There is no her
There is only me and my fucked up overthinking mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PepDgaUOgjI
I don't know. I'd call her but I'm afraid if will seem creepy.Seeing as how she was department manager.
> Finally get the courage to leave my house.
> Immediately crash my bike fucking up my entire left side.
> Limped my way home, fingers are smashed, entire arm fucked up. Rib got fucked.
>>29245243
Ho fuck Are you ok roboto
>leaving your house
This is where you fucked up.
>>29245243
>crashing your bike
Wew lad, I hope you get fine
