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Men are only human after their libido tempers by age 30+.

Women are only human by age 50+ when they've accepted that beauty fades.
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>>29244212
Human life expectency has been less then 30 for most of our specie's existence. Therefore Men under 30 and women under 30 are closer to classical humans. Also fuck my boypussy faggot.
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You're probably right but I'd say both become human when they realize beauty fades- men at about 40, woman at about 35. (Since woman lose their beauty value quicker- men can get by "looking distinguished" for longer...
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My libido tempered and was replaced with a cold seething rage. I don't feel more human at all. If anything, I feel more disconnected from humanity than ever. We're all expendable now.

Which asian girl would you rather fug? Marry?
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Purple hair.
Neither.
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>>29244179
Right / None. AF WM have the highest divorce rates of all pairings.
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>>29244179
I want to meet that dude in the tie behind them, he's got the 'big guy' stance going on.
I think one of my captcha's was a bloody tampon, what the fuck.

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Why wasn't I born normal /r9k/?
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>>29244141
Your parents wanted a special child
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Do you have real mental illnesses, i.e., autism?

If not, what makes you not "normal"?
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I ask myself the same question.

They make everything look so easy.

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Write a letter to someone who might or might not read it.
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I feel trapped. I think I might be dating you mainly because you're my best friend and I don't want to lose contact with you. You've said that dating you is the only way we can keep talking.. I feel a bit like I'm exchanging sex for good times with a buddy. Is that bad?
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Having all of you or none at all feels like being offered a plate of steak with a side of fried monkey brains. I just want the steak, but to get the steak I gotta eat the monkey brains too. I guess we're both making that same sacrifice.
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i'm never going to be able to move on from you

THE AGE OF TRUMP HAS BEGUN
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Praise Kek for this glorious man.
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>>29244093
>safe again
Just a statement of political convenience, nothing more.
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He's right.
Lgbt liberals need to realize that islam is not, and never will be their ally.
Islamic immigrants are atypical, they do not assimilate and merely seek to live act exactly as they did in their mother country, but with the financial protection and political stability of untainted soil, unfortunately this is precisely what makes a sweeping skirt of war trail behind them.

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Is there anything fundamentaly wrong with prostitution that can't be solved with leaglization, unionization, and regulation.

It is just trading services for money.

It is already legal in Canada and parts of the EU. Reply with logical reasoning.
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Only other pic i got
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Because it removes roastie's power in an absolute way.

If you don't have to court/date/try/care about regular women to fuck them, most guys who aren't already in a relationship are just going to go to work, and fuck prostitutes.
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>>29244432
I wonder how many blowjobs you can get for the average engagement ring?

Someone do the math

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There was none on, so I had to make one.
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>>29244031
That story makes me so mad, how can a mom just stop thinking that's the person that's bullying my son and fuck that person, she had to have been a terrible mom
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>>29244062
You're dumb as fuck if you think anything in that story is true aside from some faggot being bullied. But hypothetically speaking I would have had to kill that faggot and then I would've killed my mom for being such a piece of shit human being. Like that would have made me so mad I would've just gone full retard and beat her to death. The sad part is there are women that are like that...
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>>29244031
why is it that women cannot fucking control their emotions? it is literally unironically acceptable for women to cry about shit in public, no guy would be caught whining and crying when they are upset about some small issue in their lives

I have never in my life, not once, met a woman who I can respect, every single woman in my life acts like a fucking moron, because that's what's expected of them from society.

The biggest example I can think of for this is my mom, any small problem and she is fucking screaming, throwing a fit, crying, blaming me or my dad or her mom or anyone else - let me tell a story that happened last week

> be 22, graduated college and moved back home while applying to jobs
> my mom doesn't have a job or do anything at home, she hasn't done anything productive in a decade
> mom wants me to drive her to YMCA so she can pretend to exercise (as a side note, my dad can barely afford to put food on the table after paying for my college but my mom demanded a YMCA membership for herself)
> accidentally miss the exit
> she fucking starts screaming at me and throws water on me while I am driving
> starts crying, calls my grandparents and says "he can't drive... he's missed so many exits and now I am late for my class"
> I pull over off an exit into a parking lot and wait for her to calm down

this happens constantly in my house. any time she is upset she throws a tantrum like a child. Everyone in my household, my dad and brothers, hate her, but my dad continues to enable her to act like this by letting her live for free - my dad's father even told him to divorce her but he hasn't.

The worst thing is she expects to be treated like a fucking princess, she's actually said to me and my brothers before "this is not how you are supposed to treat a woman" if we don't put up with her shit. Fuck I hate women, I hate that society allows them to live like they do

Would robots take part in the crusades if they were required to fight mudslimes?
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>>29244006
Hell yea son, just waiting on the pope to make the call to arms
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>>29244006
No. Muslims kill faggots and put roasties in their place. They're stupid weird savages, but the enemy of my enemy.....
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>>29244652
What happens when islam is the majority and there is no running water, toilet paper, or food

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18m here looking to start a small business but don't know how/what for. Need some inspiration /r9k/ Anything helps
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Where you at dawg? Give us city and state.
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How about you go to fucking /biz/ and post there.
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>he came to the place with the highest amount of NEETS for business advice

wew lad

Name ONE genius who ain't crazy.
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Define 'one', 'genius' and 'crazy'.
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>>29243913
Are you implying Kanye is a genius who is crazy? Or just crazy? Because the only people more crazy and less intelligent then him are the people who think he's a genius.
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>>29243932
Kanye West, Kanye West, Kanye West

>Characters that are literally you in real life

I'll start. He represents everything that I am: Power, perseverance, courage, a strong sense of duty, and omega character traits. I even have a $1,200 limited edition Griever necklace.
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I'm literally the crow.

>long hair
>metalfag
>pretty good at guitar
>vengeful against people who have wronged me
>will come back from the dead when a gang of chads cucks me and kills me
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Literally me
>squats
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>>29243879
>>29243995
Please be ironic, holy shit
Even on /r9k/ I didn't think the autism was this strong

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havent seen one of these in awhile

reporting in
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>>29243873

because they beIong on >>>/soc/
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>>29243873
Template or an hero
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>haven't seen one of these in a while
>literally just a huge thread 2 hours ago
>mfw

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does r9k like yung lean?
or just vaporwave and A E S T H E T I C in general?
pls post some aesthetic pics

pic related, its yung lean
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>>29243784
shit bait lad, gotta try harder
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I used to like vaporwave but now it's gone full normie mainstream mode. No creative albums are being made anymore so I've kinda lost interest. I think the concept of vaporwave is pretty cool but it's just a big meme at this point. Yung Lean is pretty cool though.
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>>29243846
>I used to like vaporwave
I don't think you actually liked it anon. You just "liked" it because it's a meme

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>oh unfortunately we don't hire virgins
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So how did you get the job HIYOOOOOOO
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ummm, sorry Mr. anon, I'm afraid you can't eat dinner here, your virginity is scaring the children. You are going to have to leave.
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Well the Virgin Store called, they're running out of you!

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pics that make you go hmmm

i'II start
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Why does this picture piss me off so much?
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>>29243792
because you want to be a surgically enhanced frog
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cockzzz1

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