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Do any of you have any kind of money making hobbies to fill your time?
I run a small music label that has gained a bit of success and has netted me $6k
>>28836229
how'd you start that?
that's sounds dope as hell. I'm a up and coming musician, could I join your label?
>>28836278
I had been involved in this particular music scene for a few years just as an enthusiast and fan before deciding to jump in myself. By the time I started I already had lots of relationships and connections that helped establish myself very quickly.
Who /dumb/ here? Post stories and examples, whether you're just not as bright as the average person or full blown retard
>>28836223
feel like I'm of average intelligence but when I get into a situation that makes me drop my spaghetti I turn into a retard. I literally cant do simple things like adding and subtracting.
The only option you've got is to reroll, if there is any option at all.
I'm getting drunk before 10am
>rub hand on benis
>sniff hand
>getting ripe
who am I kidding like im gonna take a shower
When's the last time you cried, robots?
two days ago
it happens less now, its lost its effect
>>28836214
Last episode of 11.22.63 yesterday. But I'm just visiting here.
>>28836214
been sometime since i've cried about 4 or 5 days ago probably gonna cry tonight.
>tfw your crush is dating a girl and you actaully would be the best boyfriend in the world but nobody gives you the chance
Oh SHIT son better make your mind up.
XM is the obvious choice
>>28836469
this desu
this is a totally original coment
>lucid dream
>being able to comprehend any of that
Nice try OP, I summon my waifu and have sex with her until I wake up.
LOL EVEN JOHNNY DEPP GETS KEKED
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/26/entertainment/johnny-depp-amber-heard-divorce/
>Actress Amber Heard has filed for divorce from actor Johnny Depp, according to documents obtained by CNN.
>She filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court on Sunday citing irreconcilable differences and requested spousal support, according to court records.
guaranteed its because he's slowly losing his star status
>>28836138
He got what he deserved
>leaves women his been with for 14yrs and two kids
>goes for hottie half his age
>starts doing all things other annoying people going through middle-age crisis do
>surprise hottie isnt in it for his 50s charm
>>28836186
Also:
>younger hottie is "bisexual" and devouted fan of ayn rand
Making a new /r9k/ Skype group, since the others were either shit, died, or are incredibly inactive. Join and share your feels with others, play vidya, and hang out with your fellow robots in general. Sorry for making this formal, but I want to make this group have the least amount of cancer possible.
Only rules are no being a dick. Normies allowed, but the "don't ask, don't tell" rule is in effect. (Basically means that normies are allowed in the group, and can say that they are so, but acting like one perpetually
TEMPLATE:
Skype Username:
Age:
Gender: (Not a trap, I'll let in females as long as they aren't roasties)
Dr Seizure
18
male but identify as two little girls stacked on top of each other under a trenchcoat, the one on the top wearing a fake mustache to look like an adult male.
I can't make calls since I'm a frenchfag and have a toaster computer, pic related is my profile picture
knarf100000
22
Male
>>28836128
Skype Username:always.boring
Age: 23
Gender: M
Take me to the promised land, brother.
You ever kiss a girl, /r9k/?
>>28836065
I have kissed 21 girls on the pussy and 18 of them on the butthole
>>28836197
What was it like kissing on the poo poo hole.
Yea I have
post pictures from your're collection, be it 2d or 3d, whatever shape size or color that you desire
I wsih she was mine guys, I work out and cry..
im coming for you bb
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>>28836018
Oregiallionao Commentino
>as a women I feel like it time for us to like stand up and and be like hey this is our body like deal with it without being creepy about it
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/23/this_nsfw_nude_production_of_the_tempest_is_the_most_brave_and_beautiful_thing_you_will_see_today/
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/23/this_nsfw_nude_production_of_the_tempest_is_the_most_brave_and_beautiful_thing_you_will_see_today/
>as a women
>>28836014
Hey if this causes chicks to walk nude through the street I'm all for it.
>I really hope a production like this can normalize the female body and make it so our bodies are not inherently sexual
ITT: Post things you've made
Music, poems, art, anything
>pic not related, I just think it looks cool
I always wanted to be an artist, animator or a musician.
But in the end, I am nothing.
This photo that I took and edited with my phone
It's not great but it's the nicest looking thing I've ever made
A line without beginning.
Time is a day that echoes himself.
With memories attached to every second, time is an odd entity. And a complete mystery.
Why ? Why does time flows too fast when we are with people we like the most, and why does it flows too slow when we long to be with them ?
The answer lies within the brain. Because when i was with you, i only allowed myself to feel, not to think.
To feel your touch i liked so much. To feel your love i desired so much. To feel you. That was yesterday
Absent of all these things, i cannot help but think about yesterday. This is exausting. And this is today.
Tomorrow leads me to a path which has two roads : the two of them are damaged and cloudy, and there are two signs.
The one on the right says "yesterday" and the other one has "today".
I see you standing on both ways.
Because time is a day that echoes himself.
A line without end.
How do you say "butt" in Japanese?
>>28835958
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=english+to+japanese
>>28835980
>Only result that comes up is a verb
Don't you think I've tried that?
lrn2hentai
>oshiri
>ketsu
and then some major stuff out of your control happens and wrecks you like crazy (physically and mentally) for long enough year (1-1.5 year)to rob you from your"Once in a lifetime" opportunities to make your life GREAT.
What would you do?
Now you're stuck with opportunities that will just make your life "alright" but no more opportunities will make it GREAT like the one you missed. You used to love life 100% with passion,you loved who you were and what you were becoming.
Now you're doomed to a normal life, nothing really motivates you, you live just to live. You survive to survive. No powerful drive ,ambition and will to live like the one you had before the "major stuff" happened
Your life 1 year from now probably won't be any different from your life 10 years from now. You'll be as empty as your are right now. Of course,you'll have a job and shit,you won't be homeless but you won't really enjoy life.You won't be alive like you used to be.
How do you cope with it?
>everything didn't go according to plan
chances are anyone who had this potential future would have fucked it up somehow anyway, sounds like they can't cope with unexpected events.
>>28835930
Yupp - either be capable of reacting to change or at least have a plan b, c and d for the most common possibilities
>>28835895
You can't cope with something like that. No matter what anyone says you just can't. Misery and woe is yours for the rest of your days. I am glad at least that this never happened to me.
>made tinder a week ago
>swipe right on everyone
>zero matches
You're 6/10 or below then.
Tinder is for 7,8,9,10s only.
>made a tinder profile a year ago
>swipe right for almost anyone who bothers to write something in bio / attempts to bring out her personality instead of being a typical shallow selfie whore
>wait 24 hours
>zero matches
>swipe right on everyone
>wait 24 hours
>zero matches
>delete tinder & temporary facebook account
If you spam right swipe it fucks up your mmr.
It makes it so that very few girls see your profile.
Who else unironically believes that we live in a simulation and none of this is even real?
I don't, but there's no significant evidence one way or the other, so feel free to do as you please.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only sentient being in existence and projecting the entire universe out of my subconscious.
Either that or we're all part of a dreaming hive mind.
>>28835855
I entertained the idea for a period several years ago. Matrix Warrior: Being the One by Jake Horsley is a great read on the topic.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/r/l4rjh7
>>28835841
We have 5 people in here so far.
I'm in. We all seem to be neets since it's so early.
>enjoying columbine documentary
>tab out for two minutes
>come back
>blonde chick sucking a cock
