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Brothers gf is taking her sweet fucking time in the shower and i need to brush my teeth, going to be late to my wage cuck job...
Fucking roasties fucking up my day
did you tell her to get out? you shouldn't take shit for sluts
Can you just get a new toothbrush and wash them on the sink?
>>28834338
Too autistic to say anything, but i did tell her last night i had work tomorrow and the time
Hey guys, girl here.
When do I get my government appointed boyfriend who is handsome, muscular, over 6'2", committed and faithful to me??
Shitpost...none of you mother fuckers better reply.
GOOD POST
REALLY QUALITY SHIT
NOW GET OUT
>>28834222
How dare you say that too me?
You _are_ aware that I have a vagina, right???
* clears throat and sighs *
>just have more confidence bro
FACT: it's impossible to be confident or have good self esteem if you're an unloved virgin faggot.
he looks so sickly
>>28834022
>FACT: it's impossible to be confident or have good self esteem if you're an unloved virgin faggot.
pic related
wtf happened to bill?
>tfw no high maintenance materialistic gf
Do they like neglect and bullying? I'd like girl who's ok with that
>>28834029
They like credit cards and vacations.
>>28834054
After they get that shit is it ok to piss on them and choke them?
Mods are asleep, post your rarest pepes
Super duper rare one of a kind you've never seen this one assured.
Pepe rare are too rare for this thread
Always good to see fellow collectors. This is one of my favourites.
Who here actually /checkmate/?
Neighborhood hates me with a passion for a decade and hacked one of my online accounts to find out about my loli rape porn and zooporn fetish.
Now I am the laughingstock of 1000 people who spit in front of me and give me looks of disgust with a righteous look on their face.
I am socially murdered and in a society "more open and connected" as it is today I can't go anywhere without it following me.
I'm the equivalent of a outed faggot back when it still was illegal and get the same treatment. Everyday I wake into a nightmare.
I can't even relate to r9k anymore.
>>28833624
>tfw I could relate to the situation but it was from a different set of events that led to it
They laugh at you and ask why you're so down all the time. There's hardly a thing that could cheer you up when it happens everyday and that there's little to nothing that you could do about it.
>>28833624
Just laugh at them, it's their fault they're mad about cartoons. If they assault you, sue them and get paid.
>>28834506
It sure gets easy in the 1st world for these types of things.
>tfw you put up with all that and find nothing to laugh about anymore except for the twisted situations you could make up in your mind
So funny, innit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGZxkf51E8
This is what 50% or more of YouTube is like. Videos of questionably aged minorities, dancing to pop music.
How does this make you feel?
If I had a Youtube account I'd fill the comment section with quotes by Ayn Rand.
I remember when I used to be that happy and joyful.
I miss it.
>130 views
>uploaded 2012
>completely generic title
How the fuck did you find this
Does anyone else feel as if everything is an illusion, like you're in a dream? Inb4 depression
I'm content, just apathetic
Yeah. Ever since I was a kid, I felt like the video games I played and books I read were reality, and my real life was the fiction. It's weird.
youre apathetic loser alright lmao
If you do the right drug it will flip backwards and real life will be too unbearing and the only way to escape and become part of the illusion is to take the drug again
"A deal is a deal, anon! Now you gotta _______"
Fill in the blank
>>28833498
kill all the jews
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. There are good or bad looks. It simply depends on the perception of the viewer.
While you consider that tall men are handsome, a pygmi girl might find it ugly.
"Perception of beauty is an anthropological phenomenon dependent on numerous socio-cultural parameters. You can never make generalisations."
>>28833498
serve as my urinal
tfw you'll never hold a boys hand
>>28833489
boys don't remain boys forever
>>28833599
They do here.
>>28833632
No they don't. They eventually kill themselves.
what does based god mean to you
>>28833474
more like based NOG, amirite?
>>28833474
B A S E D
A S E D B
S E D B A
E S E D B
D B A S E___based___
WOOPWOOPWOOPSWAG
why arent you bullying your imouto right now
>>28833445
Wait, you could grab her cat in MMZ4? Or is that just a comic?
I bully that dumb bitch all the time
>>28833445
What the fuck is an imoutu
I can't keep up with this shit
Reeeeee
>wanna watch anime
>parents are home
>>28833290
That's actually really hawt.
>Not even weeb.
>>28833305
Anon's hand?
why we never have a beautiful hands thread?
why always feet threads?
Domo arigato Mr. roboto, I have yo orange chicken.
dat wirr be $17.57 prus tippu
>tippu
fuck off back to america
I used to go to this chinese place in town a lot.
I lived near the people who work there, and they'd make small talk with me about my dog.
I hated having to pretend like I understood what they were saying in engrish, so I started going to another place where I just have to say thank you.
*ten minutes later*
>there are people that fell for the university meme
>they thought they'd get a nice paying job easy after university
>are now neet or doing a wagecuck mcjob AND in debt
Hahaha. This loser thought he was going to work in video games are doing uni.
https://youtu.be/OEF13Xrq9W8
>english
let him suffer
t. scotfrogs
>>28833188
>i was forced to go into uni parents didn't want to see me be a community colelge
>>28833204
But Scotland is a depressing place to live.
