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Hey robotfags it's me I've been here since 1998 long time lurker first time poster. Since I've been here I've been a strong hater of Reddit but recently came into contact with a subreddit called nofap. Anyway it's a very inclusive community I recommend it highly I think you would all fit in there. Anyway I started nofap yesterday it's pretty good I have no anxiety no ED and I've had sex 3 times. Also my boss promoted me and I went from a 2/10 to a 3/10 and only predict to keep improving. Anyone else have a similar result from their nofap journey. Ty in advance fellow chaners
Third of day of nofap my dick is 2 inches longer, some qt Mormon virgin gave me her number yesterday. Chad asked for my number and keeps inviting me to his stupid parties. Went to the gym and squatted 400pounds for reps. Life good man
hey man, really like ur post. it was top notch, now i aint jacked off since about 3pm so i was wonderin how long it takes for the effects to kick in cuz im tryna get my pee pee bigger u know wat im sayin mane?
>>28831405
upboat : ^)
this is an original comment
>tfw no belly overhang GF
Give sauce
That's real fucking gross
One of my biggest turn offs
Rather deal with a slim roastie
>>28830812
Just go to South America. You'll get all the gooey belly whores you can handle.
Who else /lost or losing their best friend/ here? We barely contact each other anymore. I'm just going through our texts and noticing they're a month or two apart. What the hell happened?
Getting older in your 20s sucks. I expected friends to drift away but not so much my best friend.
If you're still young and have a best friend, make sure you keep that relationship intact. Don't lose touch and drift apart.
>>28830784
eh, all things come to an end. better to let it end gracefully and naturally than drag it on in a strange, forced way.
>>28830810
Yeah it just sucks because we've known each other since we were 6. We're both 24 now. Everything felt so much better when we were kids or in our teens. Even early adulthood.
Mid 20s, it just seemed to die.
I flat out ghosted my former best friend. He was a normie, a stupid filthy normie who I thought was just like me. He is going to live a somewhat normal life, he is fucking ugly but he makes up by being very social, I was really his only "best friend" he knew a lot of dudes who can do him favors and all, but I was the one he talked to about his problems and all.
I did it because friendships are too draining, even after a text message to him I feel like I need to recover for a day or two. Seeing him in person also did this, I also have no job/car or anything and him and his friends are all getting those. It's bad because we are all the slow ones and now they are getting their shit together. I do plan on an heroing soon, so I guess it wont matter to him in the long run. Still writing my note out too him.
I feel so pathetic, I can't even find the courage to keep a friend
What was your weird phase, /r9k/?
>tfw went through a brony phase
>>28830782
Fucking furries are the absolute worst man.
I only dated goth chicks for a while in college
I had a Brony fan art phase and it's caused weird moments at interviews since then when my deviantart I deleted 3 years ago shows up when you search my name on Google
Reminder that someday you are going to die and your memory full of cringe anger and frustration will finally fade away
how does this make you feel?
its the only fact in life thats comforts me a little bit
>>28830757
I regularly console myself with this thought, it puts my mind at ease when things get rough.
Hate to ruin this for you...
But you can't possibly know that.
I recommend drugs and more sadness. Gets rid of the angst.
its comforting
i keep asking myself what the point of this world is. i suspect that answer's not coming. so why bother
>So I said, "yes anon, I'll be your gf as long as we are in an open relationship"
I'll take "Things That Never Ever Happened Anywhere, Ever" for 400
What's that? The only column left is "Anon's Sexual Frustration Hidden Inside Shitposting"? Shit.
>>28830733
Ill take shit no robot will ever except for 300 Steve.
>She actually thinks we're dating!
interested in what zodiac signs r9k is, want to see if some are more common than others
http://www.strawpoll.me/10313168
Astrology is a pseudoscience no one should take seriously.
I'm a Virgo.
>>28830736
I think it's pretty interesting. I've seen a few things lately that appear to be more than coincidence. The strawpoll is harmless fun, and if a few are far more prevalent than others and fit the /r9k/ archetype it could be interesting, no?
>>28830707
Pisces, the absolute worst sign.
I'm so happy robots
I've done it
I got a gf
>>28830601
If you fail you'll be right back here with us forever.
No pressure.
congrats! you have to leave nnow though. is she qt?
I'm proud of you.
Remember, you're better than us now. You don't need to be listening to the hateful fucks trying to be crabs in the bucket. You're above that now. You should leave this board. Not due to animosity on our part, but because you don't need these threads and ideas plaguing you while you're trying to be happy.
>tfw even drugs don't help you stave off the loneliness anymore
tfw nothing helps you stave off the loneliness anymore
late at night is the worse, trying to get to sleep with all the worries and troubles plaguing me.
>tfw drugs help you stave off the loneliness way too much, but they also dig the rabbit hole a little deeper every time
I want off this ride
Everything is bad for you.
Everything. It doesn't matter if it feels good or bad. It's all actually bad.
>tfw Zoidberg canonically ended up with a qt in the 2nd to last episode ever
If he can make it, you all can too
Daily reminder the new Futurama was just as garbage as the old Futurama, and you just have nostalgia goggles.
>>28830475
I thought his species died when they had sex.
>>28830503
I watched an episode of it recently, it's a fantastic show
Someday I'll meet someone who will recognize all the good I have to offer and will love me and treat me kindly.
God, I hope we all do. More than anything.
>>28830458
Me too anon, me too.
Original feel
>>28830444
Yes. One day.
Glory to the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.
If you just want to fuck up a random normies day whats an insult or phrase that would actually trigger them or really bother them. Something that they would still remember when they go to bed.
"Wow.. lose some weight, honey" to a random woman
>>28830434
"When you're dead, the world will be a better place"
>implying OP goes out of his house
Probably, just smiling at him would do enough, it would freak them out for sure
I JUST FOUND THE PERFECT FUCKING JOB FOR A ROBOT
I had no idea shit like this existed. It literally means you can sleep. There are many similar ads but for "Awake overnight shifts".
This literally means you get minimum wage to do nothing, and you may sleep.
>checkm8 atheists
The patients are sleeping, not you.
>>28830424
> mn
hello fellow MN robot
>>28830446
That's what I thought too but I think you're wrong, just because similar jobs which require you to be awake say "Awake Overnight shift". This one says asleep
Is there anything wrong with becoming a serial killer?
So often people mock others for things they can't change like how attractive they are or how tall they are when they are completely down to chance. You'll hear arguments like "that's just life, man" and "nothing's fair, bro"
If behavior like this is the norm then who's to say that murder isn't justified? If people want to constantly mock others for not being as good as them then why not become the best killer? It gives you control on a level that almost none of these people have. Let them be confident in how attractive they are or how good their job is because you can be confident in how easily you can take that all away from them.
It seems like as far as this society goes, becoming the best killer is the ultimate purpose in life.
>>28830420
Good luck anon, i hope you live a long , happy life of blood and death. Stay cool my friend
Well at least make sure you don't kill randos who don't deserve
Try to kill me, fag. Im gonna rek your sorry ass.
>work has only men
>college is mostly men due to being technology related
>hobbies is mostly men as well
>tinder is not meant for serious relationship
how does someone find a gf in this situation?
You don't. The ride never ends.muh original comment.exe
>>28830403
What are you talking about? Most of the chicks on tinder are on there to find a relationship (unless they're ridiculously hot)
>>28830403
>College is mostly men
You fucked up the bait on your hook anon.
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