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who /melee/ here?
who do you main
why do so many people hate hungrybox?
why are ice climbers the best characters in the game?
also general robot smash thread for those who play the other shittier games
>>28833013
the only reason I still have my gamecube is because of Kirby Air Ride
Every Smash Bros game is better than the previous one.
Come at me.
Fox
He's a faggot. Most people hate him because he plays really defensively though. Watch a set with him vs Armada when Armada plays defensive too. It is so fucking boring I want to claw my eyes out.
Ice climbers aren't even top five imo. If you avoid grab they aren't that good. They also get fucked by drillshine.
>tfw hands hurt
i'm never coming back after this
i have transcended existence
goodbye
yeah, that's what happened last time
>>28832997
ok, see you next universe
again
>>28833014
I'm going to beat your ass at chess.
King me.
>tfw perfect qt dream girl breaks up with me
>tfw it was 16 months ago and i still cry about it at least once a week
Anyone else /heartbrokenforlife/?
You're the definition of normie scum.
You'll heal. Just not yet.
You've done better then the rest of us.
I was browsing some normies I know facebooks and I realized that they all had something in common. It's the reason why they got beautiful gfs and I am here. I never really noticed before, I always thought I was nice and kind, but after observing normies, I realize that I actually am a very cold and unpleasant person. I'm not exactly friendly to people. I'm not open to people.
Like for example, at work I always look angry and focused on something else. Can I change?
>>28832866
No, there's no such thing as getting younger.
>>28832866
It's a long shot, but you could move to one of the Scandinavian countries where everyone is like that.
I just adopt a sarcastic tone and normalfags seem to like it. They think it's amusing I'm so "salty" about everything, whatever the fuck that means.
They'll never know I'm calling them retards in different words right to their faces.
when my parents die i will not be able to take care of myself and will probably die too or anhero
can anyone else relate to this feel?
I came to the realization one day that when my parents die, there'll pretty much be no one left for me to talk to.
Why not learn to take care of yourself?
>>28832783
I get you up, I'm not the suicidal type, because I know people might some sort of social shame for me doin it, not even taking into account the trauma of taking care and finding their relative body, and explaining to others, also they will blame on themselves and will probably hunt them down, I don't think I can do that to my parents, so avoid thinking, But if somehow I make life longer than them I would probably do it, but there are my siblings, I think I would let everything in order if I make it, however I don't see a form to not hurting them If I do it.
I know cause people I went to in elementary school commit suicide and I see the struggle of their families.
I'm attracted to dogs.
ask me anything?
it's not the same as being a furry. anthropomorphic animals do nothing for me.
bump for interest
origami comment for posting
>>28832745
And I'm guessing you put peanut butter on your dick.
>>28832968
I don't have a penis.
but I've never put peanut butter on my vag. dogs are usually willing enough to lick it anyway.
Do any girls want to be a mommy girlfriend?
Mommy girlfriends:
>peg you
>speak soothingly
>make you eat their pussy
>run their fingers through your hair
>appreciate your servility
>praise you
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph558455abe9cd9
I have one desu uguu
Feels good. But even mommy needs to be babied sometime, I'm working on making sure she knows exactly how great she is and building up her confidence.
>>28832750
Of course, mommy needs to be worshipped
>will draw degrading things or her art on your face and body with a marker
>kindly washes it off for you afterwards
trying to get NEETbux
i am diagnosed with autism
ssi scheduled an appointment for me tomorrow to asses if I actually am disabled or not
what questions will they ask? and what answers do I give them for the NEETbux?
>>28832603
go in with spaghetti sauce on the corners of your mouth and dont shower til u go and just talk delayed and stuttery
bump for interest
cause I went to a disabled services center to ask for help with this once and then they tried to get me a job instead
Just say you can't work, and if you're even close to a working place you scream "REEEEE" and and attack people.
That's what I did. I'm getting my monthly NEETBux now, Never been wealthier..
Do women find autism to be cute?
>>28832580
No, they just mock us with flirtation to see our reaction, because it is funny to them.
>>28832580
yes. Not attractive though. They think autistic people are babies.
>>28832580
No you fucking autist. Why do you think that would be the case. Seems like a quick case of friend zone at best.
>tfw found a cutie neet weeb fembot
>tfw she lives on the other side of the world
>tfw I will never get a chance to meet her
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE
Guess I'm the only one that knows that feel...
Get money you fucking retard
whats her name bud?
do you use voice with eachother?
Why do women only find you attractive when the other women around her start finding a hypothetical person attractive?
Is there a way to cash in and exploit this strategy?
You don't even need to be Chad (that's just a big bonus) you just need to make some woman swoon over you and then watch the other women fall like dominoes.
Is this viable
For the same reason they want shiny baubles. They just want to be better than other women. That's the endgame.
They want to be on top of the social pyramid and will stomp the face of anyone who can be used as a step to the top.
>>28832459
There is, AFAIK there's a dude who set up these complex Facebook sockpuppet accounts, all fake women with photos and everything. Whenever he made a post he'd have these girls chime in with compliments. It actually got him dates from real women who took the bait. Of course, it helps he'd been hitting the gym for months so his body was at least in shape.
>>28832604
If "objectification" is a thing then it seems like women objectify men far more than we do them.
I believe sincerely that women lack all ability to be even nominal altruists; they're cut-throat even towards their own gender.
My cousin is Chad, and I have no problem with him, I like him a lot. He once told me women have no real friends - they're just subtle about it but backstab their "friends" (aka stepping stones in the social hiearchy) more often than naught, without mercy.
Maybe if they had real friends relationships wouldn't be so one-sided.
Why do pretty girls do porn?
>>28832403
because if they were ugly they couldnt
also money, good money
>>28832403
They get money for being total sluts and whores, and getting degraded by Chad. It's their fantasy, come to life.
Then they go on the Internet and wonder why no "GOOD GUY" wants to date them.
Is it really that much money?
Any robots out there that are considering a prostitute to lose their virginity, don't do it. You'll regret it.
Not the regret of doing it with a prostitute, the regret of knowing what it feels like. I saved my meager spare money and sprung for a 10/10. Well I was bad, but it was awesome, and now I want more. And I have no more money and it took way too long to save up.
So any robots considering it, don't do it. It really is as great as they say, but ignorance is bliss
>>28832381
>don't do it
>it was awesome
you aren't making a compelling argument
prostitution is legal where i live, if i become a wagecuck i could probably afford to go to one every second week
How much better is the real thing compared to fleshlights?
>>28832462
Sorry I guess it's cause I'm conflicted. It was one of the best things that has ever happened to me, but now I regret it cause now I know what it's like and I don't have the means to make it a habbit
>Corner gril I suspect has a crush on me
>Pressure her to admit she has a crush on me
>She asks if I like her
>Tell her no
>Her face when
>>28832330
This doesn't make any sense.
The last time a girl liked me and I rejected her, which was about a year ago now, she called me a creep and a faggot and said I must be gay, because there is no way otherwise that I wouldn't like her.
>>28832330
Was she ugly op?
>you will never forcefully kiss elle fanning and get away with it
I just Reeeee!'d at a facebook post in real life.
When was the last time you were autistic r9k?
Every night, every day of my life.
I IRL REEEEE'd at a black male Asian female couple at the mall 2 hours ago.
>>28832313
>friend gets a new job and post about it on normiebook
>oneitis comments on it and congratulates him
One of the few times I've actually reeee'd out loud.
