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>white guys can just date asian girls if they're too autistic for their own race
>asian guys have nothing
You must be asian. I always see asian guys with asian girls. Asian girls don't even include white guys in their circles.
>>29540278
What planet are you living on?
Asian girls LOVE the white dick
>I lost my virginity to asian gf
>we fuck daily
>I am white and have an 8 inch penis
>it reaches her cervix
Guys, I just got kicked out of my house for drug use and sent to live with some family in SF. I know that there are drugs around, but how do I find them. I know almost nothing about the city. So far I've been surviving on mostly stolen triple C's
>i got kicked out for drug use
>how do i find more drugs
Amazing
Don't use triple c's at least buy DXM only containing products
>>29540164
Addictions a bitch, but its too late now
Anyone else afraid of dying? Eternity is a long fucking time.
>>29540137
>sad because you're wasting a limited amount of your time doing nothing
>living forever would probably be hell eventually
>regardless of how you look at it the future is terrifying
This sucks man
Well if you don't die you will be alive for "an eternity" right?
>>29540137
The only alternative to dying is living forever. And that sounds terrifying. Wish I could live a bit longer but its better than immortality
Myers Briggs personality tests (MBTI) are to 4chan sods what zodiacs are to women
You're fags
"Are you introverted?"
> yes
"Are you extroverted?"
> uh, no
the results are in, you're introverted! gosh, the accuracy.
B-but me being an INTJ proves I'm just a misunderstood genius just like Dr.House
I'm just too smart for most people to like me
>>29540051
E*** = get out
getting bullied by /tv/...
>>29540005
fuck /tv/ they're all faggots
>>29540005
The attention span of your average /tv/ user is about 5 seconds, owing to their low IQ and young age. You have a better chance of having an intelligent discussion with a hamster.
>>29540005
>browsing /tv/
found your problem
>Sitting in my basement
>Bored
>Check normie news for a laugh
>I see a headline saying the GBP has dropped in value
>I start to panic
>I worked hard for my GBP
>I begin to hyperventilate as I start to wonder how many chores I'll have to do to get tendies now.
>Start worrying that I won't be able to survive like this
>Decide to read the rest of the article
>Breathe a heavy sigh of relief as I realize that it's just normiebucks that are losing value, and my points are still retaining all their value.
>>29539943
8/10 original at least
This just makes me nostalgic for the flood of OC that tendie/GBP threads created
And what the fuck do you think you parents use to buy your food and jammies and pay for your internet, anon?
Are LGBT the true robots?
They seem to have it the worst.
They bring it on themselves
>>29539893
Trans people are mentally ill, so of course they are more likely to attempt suicide. Even in a society that "celebrates" and "accepts" trans-ness, it will always be associated with instability and illness because it is literally a mental illness.
Being trans and having gender dysphoria is the exact same thing.
Prove me wrong
>>29539893
What they leave out is the Robot suicide rate is 300%
Just be yourself homie.
>>29539795
Thanks bro. I'm glad I can always come to you for advice.
>>29539795
Worked for me, I just got a new gf and I haven't broken up with the last one yet.
>>29539795
I'm always myself bro
FOR ALL MY SOUTHSIDE NIGGAS THAT KNOW ME BEST
I FEEL LIKE ME AND TAYLOR MIGHT STILL HAVE SEX
I'M A NIGGER AND THIS YOU KNOW
TURNITUP
woo!
>tfw one of your female friends kisses you on the cheek
For fucks sake, stop it. It's always so awkward, we're only friends
>>29539723
i know rit, happens everytime
>>29539723
>female friends
I do not know this feel
why do you talk to females?
>tfw a random girl forcibly hugs you
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS, WOMAN
>tfw no nothing special, below average BF
Being a femanon is pure torture, normie males will never know the struggle. *sigh*
It's funny because women actually rate 80% of males as "below average" looking.
>>29539751
No we don't, stop projecting.
That picture is just an objective 4/10 at best
>>29539714
Honestly, he's not that attractive. He looks like he tries way too hard with his hair.
Is sex really that good or is it just some "ooh yes I'm havin' it yes this means I'm normal" meta bullshit?
Think of all the physical feels you can feel during sex. You can replicate literally all of them by yourself, one way or the other.
So the REAL difference lays in the simple fact that you're having it.
Mental self-satisfaction to assert yourself to the eyes of others (and yourself).
Idk it's ok. I've never had like mind blowing sex. I enjoy it and want it but mostly it never lived up to the height of my expectations. And I've fucked some really hot girls in life. I mean big boobs, pale skin, skinny waste, fucking me in a house in the hills and saying my dick is soooo big kind of shit.
I like sex but idk.
>>29539688
>big boobs equal hot girl
go to bed kiddo
>>29539664
The mental aspect is a big deal. Does it feel rewarding to fap? Not really. Does it feel rewarding to fuck? I wouldn't know, but I guess it does. I mean, that alone means there's a girl willing to let you insert your dick into her pussy. The thought alone makes me diamonds, even if it doesn't fell better.
So, yeah, I agree with you, but I wouldn't know.
I WANNA FUCK A PUSSY RIGHT NOW!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>29539650
the way her clit connects to the ring around her vagina actually looks like a noose
>>29539687
That's what every vagina I've ever seen looks like. Pretty normal.
>>29539687
every vagina is a noose for your cock bro
really makes u think....
>tfw no belly gf who made herself into a belly gf
bloxblox fvdfv hgdfg sda\sgg
>inb4 0 replies
>>29539626
left pic looks better, really cute
I'm your girlfriend now r9k. Wanna go somewhere?
>>29539585
Am I also a 2d girl
>>29539599
You can be whatever you want, Anon.
>wink
I want to taste a girls tongue.
