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Social Scientist here, AMA!
finally, synthetic watermelon genome
>>29542546
eat them all
>>29542546
Feed it to african kids.
>tfw dry skin
know that feel bro
my hand are dry as fuck and i cant help but itch them so they've turned red
>Drink more water
>Reduce the heat of your showers
>Moisturize
trust me family, I am the dry skin king
>tfw dry scalp
I've tried so many different shampoos or conditioners.
At this point I think it's either my shit diet or lack of vitamin D.
>make dummy account to stalk certain qts on OKC
>answer match questions
>each disliked answer/potential dealbreaker for them is like an arrow to my chest
t-this'll toughen me up, right, 'bots? If not, at least I still get to know them with my stalker account.
>>29542447
Sometimes when the loneliness gets to be too much, I sign onto OKcupid with a fake account. Then, I just keep browsing and browsing profiles, until I am totally disgusted with women.
By the end of it, after reading all the ingenuous "yeah I'm kind of a nerd" profile lies and seeing them answer "NO" to questions like, "Is a woman who's had over 100 sexual partners a bad person?", I am filled with a renewed sense of appreciation for my own bachelorhood.
It's such a relief to not have one of those bitches in my home right now, ruining my life!
>>29543014
is a guy who had sex with over 100 partners a bad person?
>>29544189
Not that anon, but yes. He is a degenerate just like Stacy.
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>>29542493
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when did you last eat a vegetable r9k?
>>29542383
Asparagus this morning. I love veggies.
>>29542383
can you post that webm instead of a picture of that webm?
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>>29542402
FTV Alexia
You're running late? Grab on I'll give you a lift.
>>29542379
Not necessary, You've already given me quite the lift
>>29542379
g...grab on to w-what?
she's so lumpy
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORORIGINAL COMMENT YEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
>>29542378
OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ANON?
Blalalalalaoriginalcomment
>>29542358
>>29542378
>retard discovers photoshop
hey i really want to take a lode off my chest
im really good at drawing and im also interested in writing ,so one day i said to myself why don't you do both? but i wanted to step it up a bit and use a graphic tablet to make better illustration, put being the poorfag that i am i couldn't afford one , and i stopped midway on my novel that i was working on for the last 2 years because i was so unmotivated (apathy is my curse) I got too many projects to go ,and i feel like my life is sleeping away from me, and i genuinely i don't care if my work will top or flop i just want the feeling of creating something, and to distance myself from the idiots that im surrounded with
>>29542350
Add me on Skype I'll buy your tablet
>>29542350
What language is your novel in?
Do a webcomic,or if you are more write-y oriented,do a chapter and post it with an illustration to accompany it. Lots of blog sites to make your own pages on for free,so inspire yourself with the thought of finally sharing work with the world.
What do you talk about on a date?
If it's a first date, get to know the other person. Ask questions about who they are and build your conversation from that.
You don't need to know that anon.
fucking this. the only time I'm able to talk to women is when I'm drunk or have no interest in them whatsoever.
>"Oh anon, you're so funny, but are you sure it's okay that I... wasn't ALWAYS a woman?"
>>29542265
this is mental illness seek professional help and leave
>>29542265
I don't mind trannies but people who dye their hair unnatural colors and wear make up like that are whores and I would never date one
>>29542265
>implying they would look like that
If you're not this good-looking why bother?
-_-
I don't bother. If I did, I wouldn't have ended up in this situation to begin with.
motherfucker has eyes of different colour. It's like he wasn't attractive enough. Seriously?
>implying I ever bothered
Who /onlygoestopartiesforthefreebeer/ here?
Parties where free beer was offered have been rare for me. In 9 cases out of 10, there has been an unspoken BYOB rule for parties. You bring your own beverage or you stay sober.
>>29542254
I have no friends and thus no parties to go to
>>29542254
Alcohol makes me sick because I'm Asian and also I have no friends
>used to be really passionate about movies
>watched literally thousands of movies
>eventually got bored of them
>moved on to tv shows
>after a hundred or so tv shows I get bored of those as well
>and bored of video games too after a couple hundred
>listening to radio plays now
it's becoming harder and harder to distract myself from my miserable existence
>>29542137
know that feel
the only thing keeping me entertained at the
moment are 2-3 tv shows, porn and the 1 in a 100 vidya that offers more than 10 hours of interesting gameplay
Such is the plight of man. There was once a time where seasoned warriors grew weary of even the heat of battle.
You got it easy with your videos famila
You should read books, anon
What's the most common interracial coupling in your city?
Here in London it's White guy/Asian girl.a
white guys/all kinds of girls.
norwegian gals dont like niggers/pakkis/asians/non whites
black people dont like their own so they go for whities too.
god i hate being brown....
worth mentioning that im an asshole so its no wonder im not getting shit
>>29541974
>White guy/Asian girl
That's common pretty much everywhere the two happen to coincide. Something like 25+% of asian females marry interracially, and it's almost all white guys.
>>29543961
Asian guys marry out a lot.
Anybody else here that developed high light sensitivity from being inside all the time?
The sun is almost always blinding me when im outside.
Today its cloudy and when I look through empty spots into the blue sky then even that is enough to blind me, there wasnt even the sun there.
Any way to change that ?
>>29541948
>hardly ever leave the house
>do general cardio to stave off the gloomies
>almost 30
>people think I am 21 due to no damage from mister sun and mr weather
>everyone my age is balding and out of shape or divorced or just plain deteriorated
>I am being constantly head hunted by single mothers trying to steal my essence
>>29541948
I'm in the same boat. Used to go outside quite a bit but that was before cancer treatment 2 years ago where I could rarely go outside because of very poor immune system. I rarely go outside now only for my wageslave cashier job or absolutely necessary errands even though my immune system is fine. I'm pale as snow and I squint even when there is heavy overcast and no sun.
I imagine gradual exposure to more light other than a computer monitor could fix the eyes but I can't be bothered to try it.
>>29542030
Damn anon, glad you survived the cancer.
But I leave the house almost daily to buy shit I need, im awful at planning.
Sure its not for long but it shouldnt be that bad, really pisses me off.
>>29541989
Yea atleast it isnt entirely without advantages.
