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Do girls even realize how outrageously lewd their feet are?
Anything can be sexualized.
>>29545889
Yummy gril feet ...I just want to press my face in them. I hope they're stinky
>>29546120
Thread ruined in record time.
Hey robots, do any of you like doom metal? I think it's great loner music, and I'm super into it, especially while stoned
>pic related God tier doom metal
>>29545811
Only ever heard it soundtracking Bill Zebub movies, but have a bump and come what may
>>29545811
Colour Haze is really cool
>>29545811
Stoned Jesus is more stoner metal than doom. They're not bad, but there's none of the crushing weight and oppression that is the hallmark of doom.
>>29546401
Colour Haze is barely classifiable as metal in general, let alone doom. Again, another stoner band - not bad by any means, but no more doomy than the Beatles.
>you made the mistake of looking up people you knew from high school
>they all have better and happier lives than you do
>tfw 25 years old and just had to move back in with mom
worst part is that her desk is too small for my dual monitor set-up. I had to get rid of my old desk because no room.
Most likely because they don't spend all of their time on Taiwanese cartoon meme boards crying about their lives or lack there of.
Don't be sad. They got lucky. That's all that determines your success in life.
Would you feel comfortable kissing a girl who is not an oral virgin?
Would you really kiss the same lips that were wrapped around another man's cock?
Would you still have any self respect for yourself knowing that you are indirectly tasting cock?
>not kissing her cock after she blows you
>>29545793
You don't have a lot of choice anon
Most girls by the time they are 21 will have had a cock in their mouths
>>29545856
* most girls by the time they're 16
>tfw the only girls that are attracted to you are super attractive 16 year old girls
Why must you mock me, universe?
Move somewhere where it's completely normal eg Japan, western europe
Do it faggot. Now or be a robot for another 10 years
What exactly is the OP pic from? Anyone?
So like, if I couldn't make any friends at college, I'm done right?
There's no hope, is there?
Have you graduated yet? I've finished three years of college without making friends, but I think I can still make some in the fall. I'm hoping at least. I guess it partially depends whether you haven't made friends mostly because you're avoiding social contact (not doing the meme things like joining clubs, etc.) or whether you've been trying and failing the whole time.
>>29545738
No, I haven't graduated yet. I have two more years left.
The first few days I tried, but everybody already seemed like they knew who they wanted to be friends with and that wasn't me. I tried joining some clubs but none of them worked out and one even actively told me I couldn't be a part of it.
>>29545775
I'm pretty much in the same boat so I can't really give advice, but if you haven't already, make sure you've got all the superficial stuff down. Dress well enough, got a decent hairstyle, smell good, good oral hygeine, not too skinny or overweight, that stuff.
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA :D:DDD
SKOKNG WEEEE AND DRBKNY A FENTA
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CREDITCAHDANDDASCAMMAHS
Am I dealing with a real life REEEEEE autist?
>Work at chines takeout place
>About 3 or 4 times a week this dude and one of his parents (I assume) come in
>Every single time gets a sweet and sour chicken combo with pork fried rice
>He knows the combs come with egg rolls yet still insists on asking "egg roll right?" every time
>Parents never get anything yet always pay
>Sit down in silence not talking to each other
>Parents always just watch their son eat in silence.
>>29545671
He probably browses this board, OP.
>>29545707
Y'know what, I wouldn't be surprised. And I'm actually kind of worried now, even if he is an autist he looks like he could easily slam me through the pavement. The kind of guy who watched wrestling too much as a kid.
>>29545765
Yeah bro. Gotta watch out for that autist strength
Do you have any stories where you actually won over normies/girl? Like for once you werent the loser but a winner. I have a few but nothing worth a greentext
literally everything I do wins over normies outside of political discussion
Seriously, it's disconcerting. I have no social skills or anything, but everything I do seems to resonate with normies. Am I actually not as fucking autistic as I think I am or am I just getting incredibly lucky?
Alternatively they're fucking with me, but y'know.
>>29545672
give examples
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>>29545688
One of the things that for some fucking reason always makes normies think i'm some sort of hero is when teachers (high school, and also a few years ago, i'm not underageb&) would try to get me to actually do fucking work. I did well in school but hated all the pointless work they saddled us with, so half the time i'd just fall asleep in class. One of the most vivid memories I have is my English teacher telling me to sit up and do some bullshit worksheet she had, and all I did was say "no thank you" and half of the guys of the negro persuasion freaked out and from that day forward referred to me as "the realest nigga."
Seriously, it sounds absolutely retarded but that's what happened. I don't get it. That's only one drop in the bucket as well. The only reason they respond like this that I can think of is that my body and voice don't match up at all, giving me some perceived air of confidence. I look like a slightly more manly version of Napoleon Dynamite, but my voice is VERY deep (I hit puberty very early on and have sounded like a barrel chested man since I was 12).
I GOT A GLOCK IN MY 'RARRI WHITE BOY
Why not buy a better piece ?
obviously white post
niggers don't like fetti
>>29545574
Because I'm a nig nog 17 shots from a 38
Somebody... anybody.... help me.
>>29545486
With what you lardy sack of shit
>>29545499
I'm ready to put myself down. Stop me.. tell me everything will work out.
>>29545486
*poop on u*
hope u like that anoner
How the hell do people do it? How can i get over being alone? I know people have done it, remained celibate or alone but how can i do it? How do you get over the fact that you have nothing to offer anyone except just the physical work your body can do? I don't actually care for a lot of people but it hurts so much that im so worthless. I do what i can to help others, i donate, do charity work, favors for people i despise, but even that doesn't make me feel better for very long. I just feel like a tool, i am definitely not useless but im also not worth much to anyone outside of my family, who i hate so that doesnt help. I just want someone who i want to want me. But even people i dont want dont want me so i cant get that feeling out of my head
>>29545416
>How can i get over being alone
You just get over it or you kill yourself, there's nothing more to it.
I've been alone for like 18 years now, thought of suicide a lot back then but the reasons why I want to be alive were stronger so I'm going by.
>and what are your reasons anon?
Enjoying stupid shit and my weeb hobbies to their fullest.
>I do what i can to help others, i donate, do charity work, favors for people i despise
If you want my honest opinion this is bullshit and you should stop.
>>29545512
That's why im doing, going all in on video games, anime, card games, etc. but idk maybe once i get out of college it will be better once i can live on my own and make money and i can't stop helping people, i know its me giving up my time for no return but i believe in kindness and if i die without having done what i thought was good then im just a monster
>>29545416
you have two options from my perspective
stop pretending you dont hate people when you do
or stop hating people
normies can sniff out insincerity, and when it comes from someone they find abnormal they avoid you like the plague.
who here /paranoid/ ?
>Live in an apartment building
>Only take phone calls in the corner-most room so next door neighbors wont hear
>hear neighbors talking in hallway
>must be about me
>hear a knock at door
>no ones there
>see people talking on the street as I walk by
>They know I am a disgusting NEET
>See young black guy
>fill up with fear and hatred
>have panic disorder
>Therefore I could have a panic attack at any moment
>I'm panicking about my next panic attack
>tfw reached the point where the balding has gotten so bad it's impossible to hide and looks absolutely awful but I can't yet grow a beard and my jawline is incredibly weak
What did I do to deserve this.
>>29545344
Just shave your head, anon. Chicks love shaved heads, look at Bruce Willis for example.
The worst thing you can do is try to hide it with hats or a comb-over. The best thing you can do is take it like a man, embrace it, and not be ashamed.
>>29545959
Shaving your head only looks good if you're handsome in the first place. On an ugly guy it looks like a cancer patient.
>>29545959
>weak jawline
Bruce Willis has a chiseled turbo-alphamale jaw
>we're gonna be the next
Fuck EU!
>>29545335
We're not, we are beyond saving.
>>29545335
Commission will be smart enough to make any kind of populist referendum bs illegal, i.e. no one will be "the next"
>>29545335
You are the most cucked country
You have no salvation my dude
