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Post Sad/Depressing reaction images
>>29541446
Sad video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyqxV7jc7O0
>>29541446
here is a sad image my friend
Oh man I have a whole folder.
Too lazy to dump though.
It's my birthday today and it's just like every other day.
Take me back.
hAPPY BiRTHDaY, MICKEYMOUSEWOJAJK
I wish we could all go play laser tag or some shit but it's not possible. Happy birthday tho! Have a puppy
>>29541445
>>29541450
T-thanks
I always have you guys, my best friends.
What do others here dream of doing with a significant other?
I often wake up and wonder what it would be like to have a warm qt to snuggle up to and say good morning to.Hide the thread if its too many feels. I have those days too sometimes.
Yeah, when I think about it I always think about cuddling under the blankets at night, just talking about whatever comes to mind.
Then, I imagine what it would be like to actually have sex with her. Not even the having sex part, the right before we have sex part where I realize "wow, this is happening."
>>29541405
Simple things desu
>cuddling while watching movies
>having him wrap his arms around me
>holding hands while I drag him shopping
>sitting outside looking at the stars and talking about stuff (anything)
>feeling his body pressed against mine as we have sex
I think just being close and intimate with someone is more than enough for me
I'll never get that though
its a lot easier to shrug and say "this will never happen to me so i wont even entertain the thoughts"
i don't need any more sadness in my life OP.
>hey anon, lets stay in bed allll day~
>>29541402
Wgat did you dream of little anon?
>>29541493
I had a dream that a girl asked me out.
Of course it was just a dream and I'm back to the bleak cold reality that I actually know
>>29541548
Hmm. What a perplexing dream. I guess you must be pretty lonley.
Why do most normies assume that us robot NEETs live in shit-tier conditions? They think that we can't drive or don't have cars, that we're always in front of our computers 24/7, that we're not at a healthy weight, that we don't exercise, that we don't know how to cook and only eat garbage, that we don't care about personal hygiene, that we're depressed, that we have horrible sleep schedules, that we never go out and have horrible social anxiety/autism, that our parents hate us etc.
How much of this is actually true? In my case:
>have a driving license and a car, but only tend to use it when I need to do something on my own
>am a decent cook, prepare as much food as I want with all the time in the world, am probably eating far healthier than the majority of normies
>am at a healthy weight and perform exercise regularly
>spend a good amount of my time relaxing in my garden, enjoying the green scenery
>maintain a good personal hygiene routine, also keep my living quarters fairly clean
>not depressed but actually am very content with my stress-free way of life, despite that I don't have much money
>maintain a good sleep schedule, get 7-9 hours of sleep a day
>while true that I practically never leave the house since I've given up on the exterior world to minimize stress, I'm far from being autistic/spergy and still have most of my social skills left
>have a good relationship with my parents since I don't act like a spoiled retard
So why did normies ever get that strange mindset of theirs? I'm just here enjoying my objectively superior lifestyle, yet they act totally deluded and think they're worth anything while they're the ones with stressed lives full of responsibilities and duties, not to mention that they have to obey social norms 24/7.
Because most NEETs are poor and disabled. So am I, but I still spend most of the day outside.
>>29541521
What's your NEET lifestyle like then?
>>29541390
You seem to be under the illusion that people are thinking about you at all.
Hello, /r9k/
It's that time of night once more
The time I get nervous for
When I'm all alone with my thoughts
And my stomach gets some knots
Because I remember that im alone
Despite all these pictures of her on my phone
She's not real to me
She can never be
I don't know if I'm crying
Or if the tears just come from yawning and sighing
But my vision is clouded
And I've never doubted
She is the one
When it's all said and done
I miss her every day
We've never spoken, so I have a lot to say
We can never talk
I try when I go out late for a walk
But I hear nothing back
A distinct lack
But it's okay
I still love her in my own special way
>>29541384
Nice blogpost didn't read it don't give a fuck kill yourself with a fork faggot
>>29541415
Thank you for the bump sweet anon, I appreciate It.
I remember you OP! Don't stop making these posts. I like them a lot!
So apparently shilling for Adidas on social media is more profitable than her gymnastics career. Interesting....
Girls have no shame
>>29541368
> green smoothies and health shit is now a social status symbol
> coffee is a social status symbol
im more angry at this tbqh
> gymnast
looks like a porn star now, stupid cunt
>>29541368
She retired
Gymnasts quit early because it's way harder to compete at 22 compared to 18 especially with women since they get thicker
AMA bitches
>>29541338
>ama
>>>/reddit/
why do you lie in the internet?
its an 'average 4chan user eventually gets to have sex' episode
I started to learn by myself photoshop because I want to create memes
I just replace the backround, it's a start.
took me about 20 minutes and I haven't quite understood how I did it. I need to find a good guide(In hebrew, Maybe a video or something)
here's another one I made
Originalo
Nice OC, you fucking jew
>>29541328
I love taking riot pics and making it look like party
This is an old friend of mine, though we haven't seen or spoken to eachother for the whole fucking year. She keeps plopping herself into my brain and it's killing me. How can I try to build a connection with her again with out just messaging her out of the blue? What should I do?
>not a trap
Meh
>>29541277
i thought that was the point of facebook. find a status to like, over the next couple of weeks like a couple more, then message her.
>>29541277
> What should I do?
forget it, or humiliate yourself for nothing
choice is yours desu family
Look robots, why haven't you tried online dating? Here's a cutie whose interest is DOTA 2, how can Chad even compete?
Because it never works.
They're there for Chad, not for you.
I have tried online dating. It's literally the only time I meet new people. But usually I meet up with them once and never see them again, even if we hook up. I just can't into long-term relationships or friendships.
>>29541262
she is fake and girls like this want chads.
>mfw boss blew up my phone and knocked on my door at 5am in the morning for a simple question and I've only had 3 hours of sleep and can't fall back to bed
Don't get a job NEETs, you guys have it good
What was the question?
Oregano
>he has a boss
embarrassing
>>29541269
Boss: "where is the armorer"
Me: "in his room"
Boss: "Thanks"
Literally woke me up for that exchange
>Robot goes on Family Fued
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjUNAZtLDfc
>>29541240
Nah, you can't be a robot with those eyes and that jawline. He just needs to open up from that shyness caused by you know...being on national TV.
>>29541240
>Tall
>White
>Fashionable enough to where a bowtie and pull it off
>Stacy goes for him immediately
>Plays calm and cool instead of nervous autistic wreck
>Is on a tv show
No this is not a robot its a quirky post Big Bang Theory nerdy male who does it ironically
>>29541240
>robots
>going on a game show
>standing on a stage in front of hundreds of people
Made a youtube channel over a month ago. Made a video that got 1500 views. Made $1.04.
I-i think I'm going to make it bros.
How are you making money off YouTube?
>>29541221
Same boat here. Make occasional videos on yt. Simple tutorials. Check back 8months later and have $70 in Google revenue. Too bad you can only withdraw after 100.
Link, love to support a small timer
> you die so there's no point in doing anything
how do you get past this tho?
Kanye West - I Am A God
>>29541219
>implying having a conclusion has any meaning whatsoever
>>29541219
Do you not enjoy doing anything?
