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so r9k says that when women reach 30 they will begin to look for someone to settle down with. how true is this? i'm 21 does this mean in 9 years or so i can expect to get random messages on facebook from girls i went to high school and college with trying to reconnect with me? this sounds pretty ok with me.
if you have a job and some social skills, maybe.
Shit doesn't automatically happen to you just because you reach a certain age. I thought that was common knowledge on this board.
>>29546602
You might. I fucked my oneitis from high school when I was 28.
Why did no one tell me how hard it was gonna be? If I only knew I could have prepared myself, you know.
>>29546548
this webm is great, I kek every time.
Notice camer operator keking so hard that he is moving camera
>>29546806
I've probably watched it 40 times since I saw it last week
It's your parents fault for not prepping you adequately. It's also your parents fault for having kids in the first place. What kind of mongrel reproduces in a shit society like this one?
I have plenty of vidya,anime,movies but have no energy or interest,worst part is i am a neet
TFW all you want is for her to call you like she used to
anybdy same feel?
>>29546355
b-but anon thats a normie feel
i cant reate to that
Lost over 60 times and had to restart, often before even losing because I see the pattern playing out the same way. Getting ready to smash controller, game disc and console
>>29546282
Which game are you playing?
>>29546282
Don't do it, man. Take a break from the video games for like a week. I've broken so many controllers and CDs when I was younger because I used to get so mad at getting my ass handed to me. Again, don't do it. Just take a break from video games for a while.
>>29546303
NBA 2k16 my career mode.
I'm going to start changing my life today.
I've failed so many times already. Will I succeed this time bros?
>>29546225
Almost certainly not.
I believe in you anon!
originalblox
One question, OP. Why are you still on 4chan?
Why didn't you just ask her out on a date?
Dating is a thing of the past now.
I did. Got turned down. Every time. Trying is useless if you're not a Chad.
I don't know how to date
Or have sex
Or do anything a girl would like
t.raised by single mother
that feel when:
>weak chin/jawline
>chubby cheeks
>big nose
>big lips
>thick ears with big floppy earlobes
>bushy eyebrows
>big glassy eyes
>thin hair
>patchy, curly facial hair
>thin arms
>narrow shoulders
I got fucked in nearly every possible way. Any time I start to think that my failures in life are all just mental weakness, I see myself in the mirror and it all comes crashing down again. I'm doomed to be a freak forever.
who else /elephantman/ here?
>>29546166
try not looking at the mirror, problem solved xD xD
here is what i did. get a knife and a mirror.
watch the mirror for how ever many hours you need to until you stop feeling bad. for every hour you dont feel better cut your self.
if at 20 hours you dont feel better just end it by stabbing the jugular.
hey just shave your head and bulk you may be ugly but no one's going to say it to your face
Why don't you drink for free at bars??
>Showed up dressed in a nice shirt with blazer, dress pants, and shoes
>Got a beer and told the bartender that I have a date and I'm excited
>Pretend to text sometimes smiling and giggling and order another beer waiting
>Time goes by and I pretend to act concerned, keep checking my phone for the time and texts that aren't coming
>Act sad and drink more
>Remember when my dog died and start to tear up
>Bartender feels sorry for me and throws away my bar tab
>Great success
Scum. This is coming from a transgender
That's not drinking free, you're just paying with your dignity instead of cash.
>>29546176
I hope u get beat in one of ur new bathrooms scumbag
We've had threads listing our strengths and why we think we deserve gf's.
But what is your weaknesses and disadvantages? What is it girls don't like about you? Is it fixable?
>>29546077
Poor social skills, unable to keep up a conversation.
No interests, I'm basically a lump of matter that just sits there and exists, I have no hobbies and there's nothing remotely interesting about me.
I'm super clingy, if a girl gives me any attention whatsoever and I'm remotely interested I will smother her and drive her away before anything can happen.
>>29546077
A lot of mental illnesses
Fixable with a lot of work
Emotional skillset is incredibly meager, i.e. I have trouble expressing emotion, have trouble appearing empathetic, when someone expresses distress my natural response is to approach the problem analytically and suggest solutions and how to fix whatever's causing you trouble, apparently this isn't actually what people want, but it's all I'm capable of doing, I have trouble feeling emotional intimacy, I have trouble trusting people, and some other psychological bullshit.
Not to mention my social skills are shit, I have trouble carrying conversation, am an incredibly anxious person, and have a deathly fear of boring the other person.
It's reasonable that nobody would want to date someone like this, so I have accepted my fate.
>tfw half american
>no bbc
At least you have dat hybrid vigor right?
>>29546067
Start rapping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbuUTsHaVk
Shit.
Did your mom take up boxing AND drinking when she got pregnant?
>lol just drink water to get rid of your acne
I thought it was a meme but it's true. Only after two days of drinking water the pimples I had are nearly gone. If you have bad acne I'd suggest cutting out all sugary drinks and have water only .
>>29546058
Not fapping too much also helps
>>29546058
I don't know senpai, my brother looks like a human pizza and he always drinks water, never soda.
How long before you see change? I almost exclusively drink milk
Rate my doggo /r9k/?
>>29546033
Seems friendly
9/10
>>29546499
you have a scary dogger
>>29546033
>>29546499
good doggos
r8 my pupper
Why are normies, lefties and niggers so butthurt about this shit? It's hilarious
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet?src=tren
>>29546027
>breaktheinternet
this has got to be the most normie kim k buzzword I have ever heard
cringe
>>29546027
Because supporting Trump literally makes you Hitler according to libshits.
>>29546059
opened this thread in order to say this same thing. "becoming mildly popular" is not "breaking the internet."
there is nothing worthwhile on social networks including twitter.
My mother hates my father and thinks by extension I hate her.
ITT: Stupid parent logic.
Or you know, I'll just cry on my own.
It's not like I felt alone already or anything
>jane got blacked in jessica jones
i do not want to live in this world anymore
How easy is life as a girl?
original cement
say our lives are Ultra-Violence, then id say girls play on Hey, not too rough
>show cleavage on twitch while playing video games
>get paid literally like a hard working man on the field
Pretty easy.
life as a white or asian woman is basically cheat mode
