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Have you ever eaten your gf's ass? how do you bring it up? do girls like it?
I tried eating out a hooker and it didnt fly too good
how does one eat ass?
n-no homo
>>29540594
I lucked out in that the girl I did it to suggested it in the first place.
>>29540594
>eating a prostitute's ass
nigga
>tfw the last /r9k/ meetup was full of chubby wagecuck normies and underage "depressed" teenagers
>tfw will never be a true robot meetup with people who embrace the neet lifestyle
>>29540340
No shit, why would a true robot go to something as normie as a meetup?
>>29540369
this. why the fuck would I leave the comfort of my blankets to go meet a bunch of fucking losers like me?
Good job outing yourself OP. Normie scum.
i embrace the neet lifestyle but i'd never go to a meetup much less talk to someone over the internet
Back to work tomorrow edition
Need to hurry up and win the lottery so I can retire
Am off uni until September with absolutely nothing to do, feels pretty good.
Finished Blood and Wine last night so need to find another distraction.
Going to be NEET in the next few days after 2 solid years of slavery. Mixed feelings desu; but I feel a weight lifted from my shoulders.
Wagecucking for robots is not feasible.
My money came in early so I'm going to try my hand at matched betting
anyone else tried their hand at it?
>Fallout 3 came out 8 years ago
>Fallout New Vegas came out 6 years ago
>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim came out 5 years ago
>Less than a week left of June
>>29534564
It blows my mind. I just try to ignore it now and let it happen.
gears of war will turn 10 years old this year. A fucking decade
>the modern Steam layout was released 6 years ago
I hate gays
>>29533562
I'm just jealous I'm not one of the them desu.
>>29533587
you can be gay if you want, it is a personal choice that you can make
>>29533562
If you hate them, why do you save gay drawings?
Self-hatred?
>7th grade PE
>beginning of the year
>running the mile for the first time
>somehow get 50m ahead of everyone else
>shit im pretty good at this
>suddenly hear laughing from behind
>turn around to 10 kids running like ducks imitating me because I never went outside and didn't know how to move my arms properly
>slow down to the end of the pack
>never try in the mile again
When ever we would play football (American football) in PE I never knew what the fuck was going on.
I still don't understand first downs, second downs or if there is a third one and how that all works. The PE couch would just yell FIRST DOWN and I guess that was good and then if you got too many downs the other people got the ball ... Fuck that shit is confusing.
>>29532935
Oh man so people on this board are actually legitimately retarded. That's sad mane
>>29532973
pls no bullyy
Where do I find a cute and quiet (and kind of awkward) goth girlfriend?
Don't even bother anon, when you see degenerate goth Chad she's with, it'll only hurt more wondering what the fuck makes you so repulsive
In Hell with the rest of the sinners
>>29523937
In your dreams, senpaifam.
Yeah, this thread is dedicated to all the teachers that told me
I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the
buildings that I was hustlin' in front of that called the police on
me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter,
and all the robots in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?
Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh
He amounted to a hole in the ground and a bunch of kids born out of wedlock.
Arguably, it's a pretty big hole.
>>29523373
Thanks pham. It's hard outchea in the streets, but ima keep on hustlin for dat paper. Big up to all the others on they grind
>>29523394
Anon is a fag, confirmed
post the pic of the last girl who rejected you
>pic related
>>29522019
>look, photographic proof that I was in the building that has all those smart people book thingies
I don't want to since I feel that she would somehow know but I will once I land these dubs (Even so she's pretty average looking, I've been lowering my standards yearly.)
>every single "dream girl" "onititis" "girl im going for" ect. thread on /r9k/ is filled with the most basic bitch looking special snowflake pampered whores
>the board wonders why every woman they interact with has a shitty personality and just constantly searches for chad dick
>first day working at theater
>I'm shoveling popcorn behind the counter and my trainer's running the register
>hear an older customer say "Well don't you seem to be enjoying your job today?"
>Assume it's a positive thing and continue shoveling
>She asks the other guy behind the counter for a manager
>Wonder if it's like to be a positive thing
>realize later on that it was actually a horrifically condescending conversation and that the customer was rude as shit
>feel awful because my autism didn't allow me to pick up on it
>mfw
Well that was a day. Gotta do that all again tomorrow, in the evening this time.
Anyone else working at a theater here? Any good stories?
Its like when i payed for some expensive shoes in cash and the chick said
"oh, we dont see cash often"
>>29516965
If you have a good work ethic, everyone will just pile their responsibilities onto yours. Such is the life of near-minimum-wage. Try not to kill yourself m8
>>29517177
I don't understand this...am i autistic?
>>29517217
This.
>drinking alone at bar because your friends who forced you to come fucking left while you were in the bathroom
>suddenly a girl I went to school with approach me
>oh fucking shit man, here we go
>she asks me why I'm sitting alone, and invites me to sit with her and some normies
>maybe there's hope for me after all.jpg
>had to get a chair and carry it over to their table
>didn't consider how drunk I was, punched myself in the face with the chair when I picked it up
>lower lip splits open
>''anon, you're bleeding!''
>they leave immediately with disgusted faces
>have to walk an hour home alone in the middle of the night without shoes, because my feet grew blisters
>messaged her when I got home to say I was sorry.. also messaged ''friends'' and asked where they went off
>no reply what so ever
this is why I don't leave the house willingly
>they leave immediately with disgusted faces
Why? That seems kind of silly
>>29547750
I literally have no idea, I'm just as puzzled as you are. I've been trying to make sense out of it over and overonly thing that makes sense got to be that they think I'm ugly or something
>>29547655
dubs of pain my friend, you should have shot up the place instead
>tfw eczema is back again
>>29546905
Just stop being so dry and itchy op, it's easy.
>>29546905
>tfw this year it's in my armpits
Kill me
>>29546947
better than having it on your hands
Daily reminder that anything below 7'6" is considered manlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml9-nJmOw4s
>>29546823
cut your legs off and tell the guy who makes prosthetics that you used to be taller
>>29546823
ayy.
But seriously though, don't under any circumstances be a manlet.
http://www.jonathanrauch.com/jrauch_articles/height_discrimination_short_guys_finish_last/index.html
http://www.timothy-judge.com/Height%20paper--JAP%20published.pdf
http://www.economist.com/news/business/21620197-getting-top-much-do-how-you-look-what-you-achieve-look-leader
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/companies/management/2007-07-17-ceo-dominant-behavior_N.htm
http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2011-09-30/news/30229082_1_ceos-necktie-salaries
http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2014/06/09/tall-ceos-how-height-helps/
http://gladwell.com/blink/why-do-we-love-tall-men/
http://www.inc.com/john-warrillow/the-surprising-role-height-plays-in-your-potential-as-a-leader.html
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/Careers/02/02/cb.tall.people/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/everyday_economics/2002/03/short_changed.html
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/05/the-financial-perks-of-being-tall/393518/
http://www.businessinsider.com/if-you-have-any-of-these-20-physical-features-your-pay-check-will-probably-be-higher-2011-2?op=1&IR=T
http://www.bmj.com/content/352/bmj.i582
http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2016/03/theres-a-new-type-of-pay-gap-the-height-and-weight-pay-gap
http://www.livescience.com/5552-taller-people-earn-money.html
>>29546843
>>29546823
>>29546944
DO NOT REPLY TO ANY SHILL THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO SHILL POSTS
SAGE IF YOU HAVE TO REPLY
Is it autistic to text a girl?
>>29546708
yeah im a girl and i think its autistic
Of course not. The only autistic thing here is you asking this question.
>>29546708
yeah im also a girl and its autistic
Robots would you ever buy weapons off the deep web?
>>29546697
No, I don't need weapons because I live in a civilized place where I don't need to be afraid of being killed around every corner I turn
Fuck gun fags they ruin this country
I live in the USA where guns are a god given right, so there's no need for that.
Plus, I just assume everything on the deep web is either a honey pot or compromised.
Only if I would want the gun to not be traced
