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I think this might be one of my biggest fuck ups yet, /r9k/.
>dad buys this long ass sausage for dinner
>mom slices it up and cooks it with rice, it's good, whatever
>the next morning she's down because her sister's in the hospital because of leukemia or melanoma or something, i don't know the details
>try to cheer her up by being funny
>take out what's left of the sausage and grunt at her in the kitchen
>tap her on the forehead with it and ask if she likes my sausage while laughing
>she gives me a horrified look and bursts into tears and hasn't come out of the bedroom all day
>dad did that showy thing chads do where they shove you and puff up their chests when i asked what i did wrong
I was just trying to fucking cheer her up. Am i in the wrong here, or is it just typical normie reactions?
I'm cringing so hard right now. Well done OP. Top tier bait
>>29545624
It's not fucking bait, asshole. Not everyone has the top tier social skills normalfags like you get.
>>29545577
Please post pics of the sausage so I can laugh even harder
ITT: You're going to prison for downloading a couple songs
>"Anon there's been a 'slight' mix up and you're going to a women's prison instead"
What do?
>>29545425
female prisons are filled with ugly/fat/smelly women so I'll cut my dick before entering
there was a visual novel in development for a while based upon that theme it was called loliconvict
>>29545497
>Y: The Last Man in prison
Why are millennials so deformed?
1. post-industrialism
2. post-modernism
3. deracinated by globalization
4. (((capitalism)))
5. loss of religion/myth/tradition
ZOGfood and pharmastate, keep in mind that 100% of americans are fat depressed wage slaves that have taken at least 5 different antidepressants before the age of 14
>>29545411
just trying to be a different culture than times before. every generation is always trying to reinvent things. you just gotta learn to live with it. or you can go out on a killing spree.
Man tries to teach Waffle House employee a lesson on earning tips
http://youtu.be/g2iMzWMO8wc
What kind of kike splits a soda?
>>29545395
holy shit what a fucking asshole
I bet this guy didn't even leave a tip
>>29545395
>splitting a soda with another adult
If I were that waiter, I would know you Jews weren't tipping, so I would give you the minimum amount of service as possible.
Why aren't more robots playing Space Station 13? It's a goodfreegame where you work aboard a space station with your fellow crew - some rounds have special antagonists that have preset goals such as to steal the on-board nuke and blow the ship up without the security team stopping them.
It has servers where you just shoot and kill aliens, where you can just shoot and kill whatever, and some High Role Play servers.Even furry ERP serversIt takes some time to get the hang of and the graphics being 2D can be a bit of a turn off to some - but the game is awesome!
If you wan to check it out you need the BYOND launcher. Just search byond download in google and you're set.
Servers:
Shoot 'em Up: Colonial Marines
LowRP: Hippie Station or Goon Station
MediumRP: Paradise Station (Search for the IP on Google)
HighRP: Baystation 12 (Search for the IP on Google)
Stories:
>Walk around for a few seconds
>random person knock you out and takes your headset
>random person stuffs you in locker
>stay in locker until rest of game.
>Be Warden
>Train security into private army
>conquer medical
>kill some people
>Admins got bored
>fight aliens
>retreat to prison station
>Seal entrance
>wait with what was left of my army till the end of time
As fun as the game is, the administration from all the the servers you listed (besides Colonial Marines) are shit.
absolute shit
Play the better game Lifeweb.
>>29545437
Normally I would agree- but admins have actually started to chill out. Bay was the biggest culprit but now the admins are loosening up
>>29545464
I don't believe you, stop lying to me.
liar.
deceiver.
normie here
maybe even "chad" in your definition
ask me everything you all ways wanted to know about normie social circles, dating, sex
How do I get a gf, normie?
>>29545248
i found mine and all of my previous ones at a party.
do you regularly go to house parties?
do you have friends that have house parties?
>>29545278
>do you regularly go to house parties?
No.
>do you have friends that have house parties?
No. I don't really have any real friends, if you don't count my roommates
what's the most robot-tier instrument and why is it bass?
post your instruments robots!
pic related, my bass
>>29545203
>what's the most robot-tier instrument and why is it bass?
it's not you normalshit, that iis literally a type of guitar
it's going to be some unique retarded dumb sounding instrument like the bassoon
This is obviously most robot-tier.
>>29545277
great choice actually, but I still think that bass is more robot-tier, as not a lot of people notice bass in songs. It's just kind of "there".
>live with gf and roommate
>gf wants us to get our own house
>wants a Pitbull when we move out
I'm scared of Pitbulls and do not want one in my own home. I don't mind dogs in general but Pitbulls are fucking ugly. She's adamant that that's her dream dog and she's begging to get one when we move.
Is breaking up with her the only solution?
you should break up with her, 100% serious.
pitbull owners are trashy as fuck
tell her it's a red flag that she likes pits and getting a pit only encourages more breeding. adoption isnt smart for pits either. eugenics should remove them from the dog pool.
If you break up over getting a dog what's to say any of your other relationships will last either? It's a trivial thing to break up over. You should just put your foot down and tell her getting a dog makes you uncomfortable, and if she actually cares about you she should respect that. Also
>not dating a cat person
>He's afraid of getting cucked by a dog.
Jesus Murphy anon lol
I'm banned from /pol/ again so I'll ask here.
What is the point of "saving western civilization"? So I, as a young male, can "save" a society that hates me? So I can defend the right of young women to take slutty, nude selfies?
What is the point? I mean, I hope western civilization crumbles, I really do, but the "alt-right" and such never give any solid reasons as to why men should save western civilization in the first place.
Islam is the only truth, the salvation of the West lies in conversion.
>>29544962
>What is the point of "saving western civilization"?
Depends on your definition of "western civilization". If this definition includes all the results of this civilization such as science, medicine and human rights then it's obvious it should be preserved for the well-being of everyone on the planet, not just westerners.
The rest of your shitpost can be summed up in "tfw no burqa 12 year-old to buy at the local slave market" and I can see why you got banned from /pol/
>>29544981
I honestly thought about that as I was typing the thread out. I'm as white as white can be, but I really, REALLY hate western civilization. I was never treated good, I had a bad life and the degeneracy I've seen just make it worse.
Western society hates men - especially young, white males.
this is the only thing I live for anymore
this is the only reason I get up in the morning
>>29544872
>tfw I just got up at 9 AM to check on my (You)'s
(You) are the only reason I wake up in the morning. If it wasn't for (You) I probably would have killed myself by now
>>29544951
Here you go, bro. Original comment btw.
>>29544872
>>29544951
>tfw just wanna cheer up an anon
A woman (Milo Moire) recently launched an exhibition in the middle of the street through which she would let random passers-by feel her breasts for the sake of "art". That's right you heard me, Normies literally get to grope a pair of tits while they're walking about their daily lives like it's nothing at all. Meanwhile, I haven't even had a chance to receive a simple hug.
FUCK
MY
LIFE
Uh she let them shove their hands into her vag too dude.
At least she was eventually arrested for it
>>29544565
You could, you know, leave your room and go cop a feel too, anon. Were you expecting her to come to your room and offer you a feel?
Her tits are so nice.
Share it ITT bots.
I've fapped to loli.
>>29544310
>I've fapped to loli
Wow that's your darkest secret? Is this your first month on 4chan?
I fell in people online, twice. I didn't learn my lesson the first time, so apparently I needed a second time. I didn't actually learn the lesson there, either, I just learned to hate myself
>>29544335
*fell in love with people online, twice
>be black fembot
>couldn't careless when I see a black man with a white woman
>I feel like I'm going to puke when I see Asian men win white women
Why does it bother me so much?i mean I'm not Asian. I don't even feel mad when I see Asian men with white women, I just feel nauseated. Is this what jealousy feels like?i never get jealous of Women or anything.
>>29544154
>closet lesbianism
Is this why?
At least you don't have a burrito fetish desu
>>29544177
I actually love burritos. Never tasty and easy to eat.
What's the appeal of being sexually dominant? I've always found being submissive more appealing, and never understood dominance.
Power fantasy.
Normal high test males want to be alpha leaders, they want to control their partner and know they have all the power.
Women typically want to know their male suitor can protect them, and thats why on average they prefer dominant men.
Sexually submissive men really shouldn't exist, but human society yet drives them forward.
>>29544078
Most submissive males I've slept with arent actually submissive.
They are just lazy and expect me to do all the work every time we fuck.
>tfw actively submissive
>can enjoy sex without having to be touched myself
>always wanted to be in a relationship where that is our sexual dynamic
Maybe one day
I have a date in an hour and a half. Might even lose my kv status at 21. It was a good one boys. Keep me company before I leave this place forever.
>>29543759
I really do hope this is farewell. Best of luck with life after this
>Tripfag
Nothing of value etc
>>29543759
Hey man I have a date tomorrow. I'm also a 21 yo khhv.
Funny, huh?
