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Hey robots tell me ur opinions about this?
>be me 20 y old 5'7 manlet 105 lbs ugly big lips eyebags awkward as fuck ba posture etc etc
>make badoo accout3 days ago cuz tinder isnt so popular in my country
>obviously fake profile with pic related as my pic, hes 18 some random dude from fb
>make him 5'8 for the sweet irony
>interested in dogs and sports, looking for dtf girls and not so much for a relationship
>been on it 10 hours a days 3 days ago, today 14
>have 3 girls dtf on 2-3 weeks, one in 5 days, a fat chick cheating on her traveling husband tomorrow, a
>>25809699
Cont.
>a fat chick cheating on her traveling husband tomorrow (she got the most kinky, very adamant to the idea of getting fucked) a 18 chubby qt virginity in 3 days, and relationship talking with a average girl and a stacey
obviously I aint gonna show myself i'll just block em but damn this is how it feels, i'd fuck them all desu and the talking oh man so lobg since I talked so much, im trying to stop this shit but it feels so good and worse of all im not doing anything for my body to look like this mini chad. Start lifting bros, I honestly dont know what else to say...
Come feel with me feelow robots i cant be the only that has done this kind of shit. Makes me feel good to socialize and get some qts begging for more dick pics but so bad at the same time, make yourselves better guys it cant be that hard, specially if u are a neet it must be like an hour max a day
>pic related 20 year old ho wanting to cheat on her traveling husband tomorrow, i'd still fuck that shit
>>25809699
wait so girls are actually dtf with 18 yr old twink manlets?
Is it possible to live on your own without college? Like at all? No one ever taught me any skills and I was stupid as fuck at college and I can't pick a major.
I don't see why that means I'm completely fucked out of my independence. You need to make like 35k a year to even have a decent car and an apartment with roommates in a shitty part of the city. Even the cheap parts of cities like Harlem and long beach are expensive as fuck. It's like you can only live in small Midwestern cities now.
>>25809466
You can live alone in a one bedroom apartment without college, you'll have to work full-time (most likely at minimum wage) and will always be only a couple paychecks from losing it all and being homeless. That's how a fuck ton of people live, it's really not that weird.
Forget about having a car.
>>25809508
Min wage doesn't even pay rent unless you get overtime somehow
>>25809610
Because you're living in a city for people with real jobs. Move.
Chilling in an 18 yo QT's dorm room right now.
Jealous?
>>25809408
She has "cat lady" hair. Totally NOT jelly.
>>25809408
You waiting for the bull?
>>25809408
Don't let her see you posting on 4chan and taking creepshots of her room.
What are you experiences with antidepressants?
they're garbage
They make me pretty impulsive and antisocial, but it's better than being depressed and ashamed.
>t. angry 22 year old pedestrian who yells at drivers like a crazed hobo
Was on Zoloft for about 9 months. Coupled with Xanax and therapy, I feel like they really helped me out of a dark place. Lots of people will say they're a fraud or that they didn't work for them, but usually those people are the ones that refuse to help themselves. You can't expect antidepressants to be a magical cure all if you're not willing to put forth some effort in order to make changes.
>girls would rather fuck a DOG instead of you
Damn bro..........
She's still cute enough that I would happily go long term with her
>>25809202
Speak for yourself, fag boy
>>25809202
did you mean to post a pic of a girl fucking a dog?
Post about sardines
Food of the gods
Pic related my dinner
>>25808918
Salty fish from a tin are a goddamn delicacy, love those fuckers.
>>25808918
op thats fucking disgusting
kill yourself
>>25808918
What exactly have you made there? Sardines, ramen noodles and ???
What are you drinking?
>fuck me like you hate me
A girl said this, so I did it, then got accused of sexual assault.
Fuck women.
>says to fuck her like i hate her
>i don't
who /mischievous/ here
women are such disgusting whores at their core
![98cc2551882214949c6b8003d3e404f9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1b2Rc2o.jpg "98cc2551882214949c6b8003d3e404f9[1]")
>Woman starts a video vlog documenting her weight loss
>Notices some horny retards comment on videos saying they like her chubbiness
>She likes these comments so much she stops her weight loss vlog and starts ones that documents her gaining MORE WEIGHT just to get more male attention
>Countless videos of her just being fat and walking around
>She just out of the blue stops posting content and never returns
If this isn't evidence that women have some kind of mental disease I don't know what is
>>25808116
>She just out of the blue stops posting content and never returns
probably had a stroke or something desu
got any rare videos of her?
>>25808116
Who is the chick in pic senpai?
Anyone else's parents here not get them braces as a kid?
:(
>>25808067
Worse feel:
>getting braces as an adult and having to take them off way early because of gum disease
>>25808067
[japanese men fapping furiously]
Looks a little like nick bate but far far far healthier.
You should brush more to deal with the yellowness though.
>>25808127
that shits srsly my teeth dawg
Vocaroo thread.
vocaroo.com/i/s1AcX0CZfzjT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O0zt7Yw87F
>>25808086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vXFcKla0EA
>>25808101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WxwQNQ9jPt
hey /r9k/
I just got into UC Davis for Neurobiology.
I got into a good uni senpai... will I be a normie now?
It depends.
Do you want to be a normie?
>>25807157
Davis might actually be a great uni for robots. Most of the people here are not super attractive like southern california schools so it's easy to meet people.
Davis sucks. It's in bum fuck nowhere
Where does one go to find cute alt girls?
try the bottom of a river
Every time I see a girl with a septum piercing, I just want to pin her down and throw up in her face.
FREE LEAH
omg play magic with me, meet me at time vault Leah
So, when am I getting grandchildren Anon?
So annoying getting asked that.
I feel so smug knowing that I'm not going to have kids, it's a giant fuck you to her.
>>25806928
Just give her grandchildren. It's not hard.
>>25806783
IMPOSING EXISTENCE ON SOMEONE SHOULD BE A CRIME MOM!
I NEVER WANTED TO BE BORN!
FUCK YOU!
>ITS TOO DAMN FUCKING COLD
IM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT.
>>25806407
but it's cold out anon
>>25806407
MOVE AWAY OR GET USED TO IT PLEB
>>25806412
NO FUCKING SHIT THATS WHAT I SAID.
Femanons what kind of girls do you think are attractive?what kind of girls make you jelly?
I'm jelly of girls with soft chubby faces
I'm jelly of girls
>>25802295
same here tbqhwy
>>25802337
this
every girl is the ideal of at least one guy
but it's like 1 guy is the ideal of every girl
![dog2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z79rKUd.jpg "dog2[1]")
