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Is anyone here even trying anymore?
How many of us have really given up and aren't doing anything with their lives?
>>24430169
Reporting in senpai. Dropped out twice and currently addicted to alcohol.
no one can be doing nothing with their life, you are doing things always
>>24430198
same, but only ever dropped out of high school and work dead end retail job.
woo woo sweet death take me
i did for 6 months
she tricked my beta orbiter ass into becoming a father and a provider.
i didnt listen to /r9k/ and after 5 months i met the kid's father.
>the first thing he did was drive his pickup up into my botanic beta garden and crushed my dog's $300 kennel
>i asked for compensation, he replied that not kicking my ass is enough compensation
why are the fathers always Chads?
yeah once
then she dropped me because i'm too autistic
at least i pointed out in the first place that i didn't give a fuck about her children
how did you not kill yourself after that is a mystery
>>24430177
kek such a smooth operator
Does pheromone cologne work? I just bought a bottle and it's on its way. Does anyone have any experience using this stuff? It's scientifically and chemically proven but DOES IT WORK?
Remember that guy who used his ball sweat? That was funny.
bumping for interest, if it does I might have to pick osme up too.
>>24429997
>spending money on pheromone cologne
NEET COLONY 2.0
How do we do it? I want to buy a plot of land and let everyone live on it. Where do we buy it?
My idea was to buy ~100 acres of land and build trailers and later houses where everybody can get their own room and everybody work ~2-4 hours a day or pay a small fee to keep it all going.
I have ~$200k to start out with and people may wanna put in some money themself
Just join a monastery.
>>24429969
>tfw no one here will remember robot ranch
A NEET colony, by definition, wouldn't be sustainable. It would just be a bunch of parasites living without any kind of work to produce capital.
Would asian girls be interested in a 5'10 hairy hispanic with acne scars? I make around $20k a year.
>>24429966
Damn, this is close to a description of me, now I want to know, thanks for asking familia.
Not likely, Asians generally don't like body hair and they DEFINITELY don't like men with low status.
No. An overweight Mexican might though. Best of luck.
How old were you when you grew out of 2d porn?
its kind of an oxymoron to post 2D porn and try to sound condescending about "growing out of it".
>>24429854
age never
also, why is fat hairy ugly old men with qt girls such a thing in hentai?
like 16?
I work at Initech.
Ask me anything.
Anything. Anything at all
>>24429758
What's Initech?
Yeah hi, we had to let some people go and we're wondering if you could come in this sunday
If you could that would be great thanks
Describe your whole life with an image
I'm not as angry anymore, its given way to a pretty comfy sense of apathy
shitcunts
I am so scared
>get gf
>haven't fucked
>starts showing signs of pregnancy
wtf do
>>24429746
How is it that you have a woman that is committed to you enough that she is your girlfriend, but you haven't had sex with her yet?
This concept is confusing at best.
>>24429746
>the baby is black
>>24429746
You don't have a girlfriend, you have a female roommate.
Alright /r9k/ I need help getting alcohol. Im 18, 6'3 clean shaved cause little to no facial hair.
>2015
>drinking instead of smoking
>can't drink at 18
get rekt kiddo
Either move to Canada or start brewing cheap vodka
>>24429738
>fuck bogies
>dealer isn't around
>like to drink myself to sleep
Cheating is ok under some circumstances
>if he didn't put a ring on it, he doesn't own it
>if a cuter or better man emotionally comes around, do not hesitate to leave because he will not hesitate to leave you
only cheat if it is really worth it!
>He has to be someone you actually want to be with
>do not have unprotected sex with him and then have unprotected sex with your brain
>don't cheat if it is just a one night stand. All the drama will not even be worth it.
>make sure you're leaving for something better, don't cheat for something not as good
No hymen, no diamond
Roastie beef slappity slap
Decent bait, but not subtle enough. You'll catch a couple, but only inexperienced bites.
Kek, this is obviously an attempt to rustle a jimmie or two.
>waiting for something but there's a lot of people in the way
>why are you just standing there?
>I'm waiting for _____
>well don't just stand there, get in there
>hey, leave him alone
>tfw I felt fine and didn't even need anyone budding in
th-thanks. It's very emasculating, but it just goes to show how my coworker think about me...
Does anyone know this feel?
Maybe if you weren't such a meek faggot with no confidence people wouldn't feel the need to do that
>>24429648
lol at "budding in"
it's butting in, you fucking retard.
>>24429835
I don't think I'm meek, but apparently other people do
Who here /got taller/ after 18?
Not me, however i'm hoping there's a chance I might. I'm 22 and literally look 14. Hopefully i'm a late bloomer and will have a growth spurt sometime soon,
>>24429665
Your growth plates are sealed. You will only shrink from now on.
>>24429640
only grew 1 inch
pics that describe your life
>>24429401
glorious self bump
>>24429401
This is probably true for all bots
we've all been there
Is futa gay?
>How to determine if something is gay
>1. Does it have a Penis?
>2. Did it have a Penis?
Hope that answered your question
that's not how swimsuits work
way to ruin the appeal and illusion of skintight fabric
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If;
Times fucked in ass divided by times you fucked her pussy, is greater than 2, then its gay.
Anything under 2 as an answer to that equation is perfectly straight.
