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Depression thread.
Post sad pictures, greentexts, share feels and make each other cry.
>Be me
>Be 12
>Just started middleschool, fresh start and all.
>Have no friends because uninteresting person and crippling social anxiety.
>Decide to try a new approach to gain friends
>Thought that If I do autistic shit people will think I'm awesome and would like to be friends with me
>Started acting like a total idiot and cursed teachers during classes and shit like that to impress people
>Actually got some friends from it
>Continue to creepy shit with them to make them like me
>This goes on till highschool, be 15 at this point
>Understand that people keep talking shit about me about all the autistic shit I did
>Realize that nobody likes me, that just want me to do stuff to entertain them
>Can't believe that I've been such an idiot
>Fell into depression and began getting away from people, developed hate against human society.
>Kept missing out on pretty much everything in life -
>Class trips, teenage love, friends, sex, college stuff, etc.
>Now 22
>Realize that I've missed out on anything on purpose
>But I still hate people
>I've crippled myself with loneliness
>But I've missed so much
>Don't know what to think anymore
>I don't belong in here
>I want off this ride.
>tfw something so small derails an entire life
I know a similar feeling but I don't care to describe it
>>24428643
Any idea where that is?
>3 weeks ago or so, girl I know breaks up with her bf
>she talks to me more now for some reason
>we start texting a lot and hanging out and just generally being better friends
>I start to develop romantic feelings for her
>feel very very strongly about this
>about a week and a half ago we are outside in a parking lot just talking for like 2 hours in the cold night
>things get pretty real and we're pretty real with each other about some deep ass shit
>this is after a weekend trip with a ton of people where she clung to me pretty much the whole time
>this week, she gets really distant and stops talking to me at all
>I initiate all the texting etc and it doesn't seem like she's interested in even knowing my name anymore
>take a shit this afternoon
>open up the good old normiebook on my phone and see she's now in a relationship
Depression coming back fully now, I can't take the constant rejection from girls that shouldn't be doing it to me! I'm the Sisyphus of Relationships. Alicia is my Rock.
>robot tries to use twitter.jpg
>>24428599
no-one cares you fat weeb now... pis of
>>24428641
>fat weeb
>>24428675
hit a little close to home have i? or should i say, hit a little close to your parent's home, since it's probably where you live
>http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/1113410878/couples-who-have-sex-once-a-week-are-happiest-study-says-111915/
Now that it has been scientifically proven that not having (consensual?) sex at least once a week leads to unhappiness, how do we push the government into delivering something similar to foodstamps but for copulation?
Sex is free, food is not
>>24428506
I dunno, how many fembots want a coupon for me?
>>24428557
>sex is free
One million dollars for a wife is not free.
>Welcome to Subway, what would you like?
>Um what was that? You're going to have to speak up a bit, sir.
This is what I want
>>24428423
Hi, how's it going? I'd like a footlong italian herbs and cheese please. Oh! yes i would like turkey with pepperjack cheese please. yes i would like that toasted..........Oh im doing alright, just trying to stay warm lately haha. what about you?......great! ummmm, i would like lettuce, black olives, green peppers, and ranch and chipotle sauce please. thank you. ah, no chips and a drink this time, thanks.........ok, thank you! have a nice day!
>>24428517
That blue bird looks how I feel.
>When you develop a crush on a girl and every moment you're not with her you're afraid that she's getting pounded by chad
probably balls deep in her right now
>>24428348
Just make her your gf, you dummy. :-)
>>24428443
I want to, but when I'm not around her I get anxious as fuck because I feel like I'm losing out.
If you had a girlfriend, would you forgive her for cheating on you once?
>tfw you've never received a handwritten anything from a female
>>24428108
she's a troll
a billion years / infinity is zero. she wants to spend 0 time apologizing
10000000/infinity years
That is 0 years
Bitch isn't even fucking sorry
Hey /R9Gay/ the morning is dead I and the days is too, let's get a good feels thread going to get us out of our slumps, Here we go
>Tfw came up with some new ideas on the guitar
>finished two classes early before the semester ended at college
>had pizza, cheesecake, a muffin, and pie for breakfast this morning
im still afterglowing from the pcp i took the night before and i found a bit of weed on my desk i forgot i had & just smoked it and got super high
First day of fall break is today, excited to do nothing this week except shitty family stuff
>tfw work tonight
>can't wait to get home and get baked
Makes work worth it
5'8 manlet here.
When the fuck did everyone become such a giant??
Just went shopping and literally everyone was my height or taller with the exception of a very few.
Even girls are as tall as me now, like teenagers. What the fuck?
There is literally nothing worse than being a manlet.
Better nutrition and/or growth hormones in the food. Since the fin de siecle every new generation is taller than its parents. The best way to see this is to compare the West with countries which started industrialising later, e.g. Japan.
I'm 5'8" and I'm def not the shortest person around and neither are you dumbass what sort of beanstalk did your sorry ass crawl up
im 5'5" get over yourself fag.
Maybe I'm dying guys.
I have 150BPM and I can't breath very well.
What should I do?
Just let go.
Are you on any druggus OP-san?
>>24427793
go for a jog that should help clear your mind of these anxieties
>>24427793
Sure you dont have a panic attack?
Take a deep breath, relax. Maybe call the ambulance if its going to be worse.
ITT: your most recent feel
>tfw found $20 in an old jacket that I have worn for a while
>tfw last seasonal anime of the week I watch is late so can't start consuming alcohol and watching this week's shows
>>24427670
>tfw going to fail my residence hall course and get evicted to a different hall because i waited till the last minute to try and get everything done
>woke up hungover to find out i smashed my apartment up pretty bad
>glass everywhere, furniture smashed to pieces
>tfw got a free mcdonalds coffee
>tfw drinking free coffee while sitting amongst broken glass
Who else a /failureatlife/ here?
>senior at uni with a 2.3 GPA
>will be graduating with a BA in Zoology
>almost 50k in student loan debt
My lease ends at the end of January so if I don't find a job by then I'm probably going to kill myself.
>>24427625
>going to uni
>have access to the internet
>have ready access to food
>have ready access to shelter
>not disabled
>jobs are literally everywhere but you won't take them because you think they're beneath you
Suck it, faggot. Life is good even though you don't want to see it.
>>24427709
>jobs are literally everywhere but you won't take them because you think they're beneath you
I'm going to apply for a job in Alaska that pays 10 bucks an hour with free room and board.
I doubt I'll get it because I suck at everything but we'll see.
>>24427625
>graduated with Econ degree 12/2013
>3.8 gpa
>still no real job
Someone pls kill me
Anyone here go from glasses to contacts or LASIK?
How was it? I'm deciding on ditching the glasses
>>24427517
welcome to the future
I never had it, but there's different kinds of laser stuff. The cheap one tends to have a lot of problems I hear.
>>24427517
nyehhhh well
i'm an opthamologist...
lasik is very safe, but dry eyes and glares/halos in vision are in like 1/5people...
contacts are the most safe and deliver the best quality of vision...
try and get those <:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
THIS CRINGEY MOTHER FUCKER DANCED FOR THIS BITCH WITH FEELING AND EXPRESSING HIS EMOTION WITH DANCE AND CHAD STILL FUCKING WINS FOR BEING CHAD?
I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY
SURE HE WAS A CRINGEY FEDORA FAGGOT BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG THIS WORLD
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
For those of you who havent seen the video brace yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>24427493
He became a Chad though so not all is lost.
when he kicks the ball at the beggining
serious kek
Is this the kid that was in the video that danced for her????
Penpal thread: What am I doing with my life edition
Join the fun and talk to foreign qts.
>how is your penpal doing?
>get help making penpals
>have you skyped them yet?
>post any related updates or questions
>show off any cute messages or ads
>call me a fag for talking to a cute asian girl
>I wanna see you tomorrow
This could be you, robots. Imagine that feel when a girl wants to see and talk to your hideous face.
I want to hear from the bros who are hunting Christmas Cakes. I'm not having any luck so far.
Maybe I made the thread too early today. Here's a bump for Christmas cakes.
>Naomi posted a photo of the message on her Twitter account - where it has since been shared over 30,000 times - along with the caption: "Some guy in the library gave me this and it was the most awkward experience of my life. 10/10 for creativity though"
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-given-creative-note-admirer-6868949
>Try to confess to Stacy
>Become an international laughingstock
Men are privileged :^)
here's the tweet btw desu senpai
>>24427437
>>24427461
this is now a ylyl thread.
already lost hard tb.h fa.m
>>24427437
that's why you don't chase them, or at very least don't go all out like that.
woman are worthless, cruel, reproduction machines that serve no other porpuse than impregnate from the strogest while leeching everyone else.
i much rather a dog over them, since dogs can express what they thinking and feeling, have concept of loyalty, can use logic, can ignore theyr most primal instincs as well be taugh new tricks.
woman need to be enslaved
