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What's your favorite website, other than 4chan.
>>24423824
http://www.facesofsuicide.com/ is pretty fascinating.
www.reddit.com/r/trees
>>24423824
420chan
eight chan
jackie chan
FUCK
Stop moaning about every single thing you do and just do whatever the fuck you want and you'll be fine
>>24423780
JUS DO IT
DON'T LET UR DREAMS BE DREAMS
BEEEEEEEEE URSELF
When I think about how when I die all my pain, worries and self esteem issues will go away forever it doesn't seem so bad. Castles made of sand fall into the sea, eventually.
>>24423833
>When I think about how when I die all my pain, worries and self esteem issues will go away forever
They don't go away, you do.
what do you think about these kind of women?
>>24423769
TATTOOS, CIGARETTES, THAT HAIR COLOR... I haven't had a girl in like 10 years, but I would not even kiss them. I find them disgusting.
Looks like the typical girl id have sex with on tinder
Vapid whores. Right one has nice boobs though.
pepe is the best meme of all time. whose with me?
Clearly brother !
I can only agree
he's such a cute little bugger
Pepe destroyed /r9k/. Why would you do this here instead of at /s4s/?
I can't take these nights anymore. The only way I can sleep without crying is if I hug a pillow. I want my mom to hug me again. I want to hear, "I love you." I want to have friends, and not ones who only hang out with me out of pity and guilt. I want to be worth somebody's time. I want to mean something to someone. I can't handle this anymore. I'm sick.
>>24423619
They're not worth it dude, nobody is. Nobody deserves to say "I love you" to you. It's not your privilege to be loved. You don't need love. Only disgust. They're disgusting and fake, all of them. You don't need them. You only need your health and some money. I would recommend contacting your mom though, unless she's dead.
>I want to have friends, and not ones who only hang out with me out of pity and guilt
I didn't ask for this feel, OP. I didn't ask for these tears either
you faggot... why am I so insufferable? I want to be likeable...
>>24423679
No matter how much I try to hate people I feel lonely without them. I don't want to live like this anymore.
Are there any real wizards or sworn apprentices left here? Let's have a comfy wizard thread.
How is wizard/apprentice life working out for you?
31 years old here, the desire is slowly getting weaker and I'm starting to appreciate solitary life.
Not a wizard but a pupil 3 years from ascendancy.
Tips to brace myself for the day? How to celebrate the achievement in 2018?
>>24423576
25 year old wizard reporting in, I know you memers out there will try to define wizards by age and not magical prowess but im here to say otherwise
>>24423616
I didn't really feel much on 'the day' tbqh. It was just another lonely birthday.
You could celebrate by doing comfy things like cook a nice meal, watch a wizardly movie or take a walk at night.
Also I highly recommend getting a pet after you reach wizardhood.
Anyone wanna come to club tonight ?
>>24423492
If it's with you, sure.
But I doubt you live anywhere close to me.
>>24423492
can we take our laptops and post on 4chan? that's what I'm really into these days
>>24423530
UK Reading, wish you were close
>>24423559
Its safer to just use your phone anon, plus you would look like a normie thats texting with someone
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A CUTE GIRL BEFORE DYING BUT THERE'S NO MUCH TIME ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>24423457
Get an escort.
>>24423522
I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT I DONT TRUST STREET ESCORTS AND I DONT HAVE RELIABLE ESCORT SITES FOR MY AREA
>>24423548
Go somewhere where degenerates congregate, e.g., raves, clubs, parties, etc.
Read up on some pick up material, focus on not being weird, shitty, etc. Buy Kratom and some molly. Before you go out, make a tea out of the kratom, when you arrive at said rave, club, party, etc., take the molly.
Just go up to girls asking if they want to dance; if you get btfo, just go up to another girl -- keep doing this until you find one that reciprocates.
Kino escalate and gain compliance, she'll be grinding on your dick and you can spin her around after you aroused her and go for a make out.
I do this a lot and I've gotten a few lays. I fuck them in a tent if at a rave or I take them to a hotel room if I'm clubbing for the weekend.
All else fails, just get an escort.
WEW WEW LADS WEWWWW WEWWWWWWWWWWWE DID YOU KNOW THAT NEETS ARE OBJECTIVELY CONSIDERED UNATTRACTIVE
NEETs are asexual anyway. we strive for greater things in life.
>>24423469
wew wew wewwww you mean like being inferior and depressed neetybutt
is this supposed to be news
what would you have done in his (the kuck's) situation?
Fucking gross. Almost made the mistake of watching that show, glad I didn't.
>>24423440
fuck the other girl louder, obviously
>>24423440
Holy fuck, did this really happen with the guy?
They really aren't holding back.
>tfw weed doesn't even get you high
tfw op can't even smoke right, what a faggot.
Same here, just makes me dizzy and forgetful
Alcohol is a million times better
>not smoking dabs or top shelf medical grade bong hits or eating edibles
Is like you're not even trying, OP
>have sex twice in my life with same girl
>used a condom
>girl tells me two months later that her period is late
>scared shitless but it might be nothing
I mean how fucking unfair would it be if Chad's get to fuck for their entire lives without ever leaving a girl pregnant, but I have protected sex twice and it happens. It doesn't help that I have anxiety problems
>>24423245
are you rich?
l
o
l
>>24423245
>have sex ever
How did you do it?
>>24423245
Get a fucking paternity test, retard.
tick tock lungfags it's almost time to go get some fresh air because you can't handle the 2nd hand from ciglords
>>24423222
i live in a facist state and you degenerates are being wiped out. nice trips through
>222
Check'd and check'd again.
>tfw it's almost time for you to step out and have another smoke because you're not allowed to smoke inside and you can't handle two hours without inhaling shit that slowly kills you and you're too weak to ever quit
>your age
>your biggest regret
78
all the times ive fapped into the tissue and not ate it
>>24423193
23
Failing in my previous suicide attempts.
>>24423193
>26
>didnt seek therapy for social anxiety and bi polar, now i am at that point of going literally kekoo
>tfw no qt black gf with braids
>that thing
>qt
>>24423212
>you
>having shit taste
pick two
>>24423235
>Not liking a literal ape is having shit taste
I guess I'll stick with having "shit taste" then.
