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Is fear of hell really the only we don't just get it over with?
For some it is the path to liberation, for others it is not
lmao no not at all
i know for a fact that nothing happens after we die
LITERALLY NOTHING
FOREVER
Somehow our minds and bodies are in dissonance, one wanting us to throw ourselves off a cliff but the other jerking us away from the edge
How's your study coming along? You making any progress?
>>24418864
Badly.
I don't have the patience for learning.
>>24418864
>nihongo
what do I winnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkekekeekkekeke
A bit. Becoming faster with better execution with playing the bass and doing better with sight reading bass cleft without needing to look at my fingers too much. Though I can't say I have had much hand movement up the frets so I hope I can expand where I place my hands going up and down while still not needing to look at where they are.
Also getting better with slap bass, but nowhere where I'd like to be.No I am not going to learn Japanese. Maybe Spanish if I push myself.
Have you nutted to her, /r9k/?
No
her face annoys me
Who is that cum hoodlum?
Yeah
What's her name again?
Why do normies eat so much of it? What does every frozen yogurt restaurant have the exact same look and feel to it?
>>24418696
it tastes good and it used to be the trend thing
>>24418696
have you tried it m8
>>24418726
Yeah. It's good, but why are there so many stores? Why do they all have the same layout? Same small shiny tiles on the walls?
These gay threads need to be deleted and the posters given a 3 day ban.
There is a board for gay things and it's /lgbt/.
Most people that are NEET are not gay and to be exposed to homosexuality constantly is an attack on their sexuality.
Either these threads need to be deleted and the posters banned or there needs to be a new board /NEET/ created that does not allow talk of sexuality.
People are waking up and realizing that the left is far more close-minded than the right. They enjoy attacking others sexuality while spewing hateful speech toward those that are not them. They dance around using their illogical arguments while playing the victim.
There being 5+ gay threads at a time is ruining the board and if mods care about the board or their users they will take action. Homosexuals pushing their sexuality on others is the equivalent to /pol/ pushing their racism on others. I understand the argument that /r9k/ is a place for misfits so there will be an overlap of /lgbt/ to here. I accept you as who you are but I would also like you to accept who I am. As a NEET i have no other safeplace than here. There is a board for you to discuss your sexuality so I ask you to use it for its purpose. I have also suggested the creation of /NEET/ where we are not allowed to discuss sexuality if my original proposition is not found acceptable.
>>24418537
There needs to be a /random/ blue board that bans furfaggotry and pony faggotry even if it isn't porn
>>24418537
You just want to be fucked by a cuteboy, admit it
>>24419384
>wanting to get fucked
Hush you submissive faggot. I hope you're just as submissive when I come out to fucking curbstomp you.
Does anyone else live in the constant fear that they will get cancer?
I do. It's a complete burden on my motivation and mood. Cancer is so random. The human body has 37.2 trillion cells. The chances of anyone of those cells turning cancerous is low, but with so many cells being vulnerable, it still scares the shit out of me. Enough to where I talk to my girlfriend of 5 years about the ramifications of such on a bi-weekly basis. It is really tampering my happiness, the thought of getting cancer.
I feel like I have a mental illness, some sort of depressive complex that looks at the glass half empty. A complex that looks at the worst that can happen. And this fear is not even personal. I don't give a shit if I die. I fear more for my girlfriend. I love her so very much. I love her with all that I am and all that I ever will be. I know she feels the same and I fear for my girlfriend's livelihood if I were to die. Especially of some bullshit, random cell manipulation.
Does anyone else live in this fear? I can't be the only one.
Scientifically speaking odds are we all have cancer right now, granted your white blood cells will probably take care of it before it gets serious.
Also I sorta have this but it's less of a fear and more of a foregone conclusion for me. Given how my life has gone and is trending I'm pretty much just waiting to go to the doctor one day for him to find it. I think it stems mostly from a parinoia and a lack of a desire to keep living
The chances really aren't that low. The immune system kills thousands of mutated cells on a daily basis.
Cancer is a bitch family.
But you've got to realize the odds of you getting it, which is low, and most cancers develop in older individuals set on dying soon anyway.
>tfw somewhere there's a giant archive from IP address of everything you've ever said, searched for and downloaded
>Work hard in school
>Get 4.0 GPA
>Be depressed so shitpost a lot
>Go for government job with security clearance
>NSA sees your shitposts
>They don't hire you
My worse fear t b h
>>24418399
IP addresses are tied to a router/ location, not a person.
to anyone who may read my archive: it was all a joke and I didn't mean any of it, hope you enjoyed yourself.
What and when was the most successful thread you made on this board?
Mine was a rant about how I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and ask who else is /100%pure/, around 2 months ago. (Even tho it turned into a religious argument, ~300 replies)
A bait thread where I pretended to be a fembot.
This board is a fucking joke.
All of you are idiots and you belong on /v/.
>>24418382
Let's make this thread even better, OP.
I never made a thread on this boardtbh
I don't post threads much but I posted a hot sauce thread a while back and then took people's recommendations. Had only about 50 replies and got some good hot sauce out of it
Do you guys watch Kung Fury? I literally just started watching it 5 minutes ago and I'm cracking up like a Japanese school girl (it's quite cute actually). It's on netflix
>>24418346
I thought it was just a single vid on youtube
>>24418367
oh that''s so lame I totally thought it was a series. I'm looking it up now and it's only 30 minutes ;_;
>wait there is more???
>OP turns out to be faggot
why do I let myself be fooled so easily?
Do all gays put dicks in their butts
According to some normals I know they don't ALL DO THAT YOU KNOW
>>24418299
How else would gays have sex? Are there other holes we don't know about?
>>24418299
Is it gay to be attracted to a guy and have a boyfriend but find the idea of sex gross? Like, does gay absolutely mean you must want to have sex with a man to qualify?
>>24418299
How dare you defile Ryuko Matoi your disgusting male homosexuality. Ryuko represents beautiful and pure lesbianism.
Does death gripping when you fap make your dick smaller?
>>24418288
No, but it will probably decrease sensitivity.
>>24418288
No it does not.
You can't make your dick smaller permanently.
Isn't this an 18+ website?
If you were to buy a twelve gauge shotgun, put it in your mouth and aim directly at the brain, would it be an instant death?
Pic related.
Oh yeah.
You know unless you were hilariously unlucky. You'd at least maybe be able to come back here as a board celebrity.
No, you have to pull the trigger as well.
>>24418298
Yeah. Those horror stories of them surviving are unnerving, but it seems like a painless method if it works.
>>24418304
I'll keep note of that. Thank you.
> "Hey anon! Ready for a workout?"
> "You can bench at least 200 right? Right...?"
>>24418212
ya bitch. can YOU?
>>24418212
Yup.
>fuck you robot you overly sensitive piece of shit
200? I can barely do 10. Go away. Leave me alone.
What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio technology?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty butt position
>>24418188
>grabbing living room AR15 pistol
k m8
qt gril in the OP pic at least
>>24418218
i was raped 2 years ago and i am still not over it desu
>>24418188
Why do you reject so many guys? When is the last time Chad jizzed on your face?
MAKE YOUR NIGHT A GOOD ONE!!!
Whiteknight saves drunk roastie, get's shot, 9-tec jams right when robber shoots at head.
ROASTIE DOESN'T EVEN THANK AFTER!
>>24418071
DJ REFUSES TO PLAY STACYS SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixcEhObPfog
>>24418071
I fucking said 9-tec, I need to sleep ffs
>>24418211
tec-9 filters to 9-tec? or i am being rused
