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I'm starting a little /r9k/ programming group. No prerequisites for joining, just come on in and have a chat. I would like to start some sort of project though, so anyone who's interested in that would be good for our group. To join, add me on tox at:
50A93D9E5EB7CB37169E54850EDD6DA73C56795C5E2480CE1B8091D1E75E434D0EDEBB29D983
I take no shame in bumping this myself.
>>26326961
why tox though? can't you use something weeabo that would appeal to r9k? I don't know Line, kakao or wechat?
>>26327614
Tox just because it's easy to use, open source, and has portable options. It's a very small download.
>hang out
>fun and playful
>txt
>flirty and playful
>suddenly she ends the txt with 'buddy'
i guess it is over..
..why does it hurt so bad? can i learn to not be socially retarded and prevent this or just switch off the falling-in-love mechanism (any tips to turn it off?)
>>26326955
"im not your buddy, pal!"
Ignore it and make jokes damn it
>>26326955
Eventually when it happens enough, you'll give up completely and never try again.
>>26326985
...that is pretty good. but too late.
i semi-ignored it and we will meet again on tuesday.
i should keep playful flirty and go for the kill in the end.
probably i will sperg and freeze at the goodbye moment.. what a shitty moment that is always....
WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE EVERY ARGUMENT I HAVE ON THIS SHITTY SITE, AM I STUPID OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T THINK I AM, SO WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEPS PROVING ME WRONG ALL THE TIME!
my nipples hurt when i twist them
>>26326750
You won't lose against me, anon! I promise!
>>26326750
Think before you start an argument, do you really think you know enough about the subject to be able to take a stance in it? Research the subject first before you reply, gets you places.
>tfw you started to stalk your crush's/oneitis's sister
she is only 16, oneitis is 23
she is hot tho.
I just hpoe not to get caught somehow.
Anyone have similar story?
>16
>23
Old hags.
>tfw best friend's sister is 16 now and she is suddenly super hot and cute
>known her since she was like nine or ten
>be over at his house
>she's just lounging around in minimal clothing, or a big sexy sweater
H E L P
fbi plz, the school shooting bait was funny, we tolerated it for that reason, but now you're back to pedo bait it is getting boring
plz go
My dog died today.
Now I have literally no reason to live.
inb4 edgy dog/cat gore poster shows up in this thread
>>26326725
Just remember all the joy your dog brought you. It's gonna hurt like a motherfucker for a while, but it gets better. I had to put my cat down exactly one month ago tomorrow. I had her for 13 years. She was my best friend. It still hurts, but it gets easier every day, anon.
>>26326725
I know that feel. Pets make the best friends.
Whoever this is I know you're in here.
I was looking through my gf's facebook and apparently you're a friend of her friend.
Your friends are talking shit about you.
They're a bunch of normies who think you need therapy.
They literally think you might go Elliot Rogers on them except that you're too big of a pussy.
Nigger, please lower your power level or go for a high score.
Bump for my robot homie
I would give him shit too if he sperged out like that on facebook.
I also think you're lying since you could've just sent him a direct message.
>>26327095
Tried telling him on facebook, apparently from the messages i was reading he deleted his account.
I can post some screenshots if you want.
Food is so fucking good.
>know girl that does nothing but eat super unhealthy food
>thin as a stick, literally is a model
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
>>26326664
They don't eat much of it, only eat when people are around, or throw it up later
Source: I'm a model
>>26326691
She doesn't have any of the signs of throwing it up, her teeth are perfect
And like, she constantly instagrams the shit she's eating too
whole boxes of doughnuts, pancakes, a bunch of tacos, candy, chocolate etc
Maybe she just has one meal a day or something
>inb4 NORMIE GET OUT REEE
Guys am i ducked? I have a date with a qtp2t3.14 and I might have given myself razor burn on my ding.
Pic related. Will rubbing aloe help?
>>26326572
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at. Do you have jaundice?
>>26326588
No, I'm 63 years old.
>>26326572
Get a better camera, this picture is incomprehensible.
LeafyIsHere 1,000,000 Sub LiveStream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamFy9u1Wc0
>Hissssssss
HISS MOTHERFUCKER
>>26326422
I never got the appeal of him, though I don't hate him. His fans are cancer though
>>26326438
>Hissssssssssssssssssss
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (7.89% content).
ITT post the girl you were too beta and non-chad to ever get
>posting faces of people you know online
Enjoy that backblast, friendo.
>>26326429
I don't know her anymore man.
>>26326413
Does anyone have a picture of every female in the world?
Any ideas?
>>26326289
Fuck that shit.
U lookin 2 get ur holes stretched bb?
>>26326289
This is where you can invite her over. Come on. Come on. Do it faggot.
"I can never seem to find that superb owl, he always flies too fast. maybe i can come over to your place and you can show me him"
>tfw your friends call you gay because you like opera
>>26326200
your fault for calling them friends.
jesus do people actually do that??
What are you a highschooler??? because i can't imagine 20 years old saying something like that
20 years old (with a pinch of maturity)
They sound like uncultured/uneducated trash. Maybe reflect on your friends and decide whether or not to keep them in your life moving forward.
My cousin is a professional opera singer.
>>26326200
Hitler like to watch opera at Linz when he was young with his only friend, and a robot
What would your life be like if you were a guy 5'6 and below? Would it change?
It would probably be objectively worse in every conceivable way
Nothing would change. Am 5'7, short is short.
But if I was 5 foot, damn.
I am a 5'6 guy so no
Any Arizonabots on today? South-East Mesa reporting in. How are you spending your Normiebowl Sunday?
>>26326163
Tucsonfag here. Doing schoolwork and shitposting, just like every weekend.
>>26326192
Is Tuscon nice? Ive never been there before. Only here and Flagstaff
Downtown Phoenix, girlfriend is playing that new Beyonce video it's horrible
would the world be a better place if cum was delicious?
like if it was the best thing you've ever tasted
perhaps if the uterus was connected to the esophagus
Then every guy would just masturbate and eat his own cum.
>>26326003
Imagine girls wanting to suck dick just to get a little taste of that delicious thing. Imagine that semen was the best drug. Like coke but even better.
