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Who here /older but shorter/?
My little brother is like 3 inches taller than me! Fuck this fucking planet! How are there actually people who think their is a merciful God knocking about somewhere in the sky?!
>>26328413
So glad i dont have a brother. And liam is a cuck.
>>26328413
>4th of 4 brothers
>all brothers over 6ft
>I'm 5'9
>>26328413
So glad I dont have chad brothers. I wonder how Paul Walkers brothers felt because he was more handsome, rich, and successful yet died relatively young.
Same with Zyzz's bro.
tl;dr would you rather be the successful, handsome, and rich brother who dies young or the mediocre brother who lives a healthy long life?
anyone else friendless in commuter college?
Yes. Also slowly losing all my high school outsider friends too. We were all too introverted to handle a long distance friendship.. kill me
>>26328417
You'll get used to it.
Friendship is fleeting. After you hit adulthood everything you love or ever known leaves.
Let that sink in faggot.
Then you will know true suffering.
>>26328379
Yup 100% friendless KV. I'm at the point were I now just try to isolate myself intentionally. Given up on relationships too.
ITT: Ask a social worker anything
Have you ever had to tie up a retard?
>>26328353
What field are you working in?
>>26328371
I pinned one to the ground to keep him from walking into traffic once
hey r9k what's some anime to make me cry? I just finished pic related and it wrecked me
>>26328241
>Caring about lesbians
angel beats is sum shit i tell you ahwt
you can also try Air
>The entire country stops to watch Chads bounce a pigskin around a grass field.
Are Americans just natural Cucks?
handegg obsession is weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMdA7-E7VVM
we're not watching chads throw a ball around we're just getting an excuse to get drunk and eat like a pig for a day
all the other days we have no excuse
t.burgerfat
>born a short male
Is there any single reason to live /r9k/? Whenever I enter a room at a generous 5 foot 5 inches of height I am practically guaranteed to be the shortest and thus the most undesirable man within the area.
Women will never so much as look in my direction, regardless of how hard I work I will always be considered less competent than my taller peers, and I will always be belittled by the people around me.
It does not matter that there are women who are shorter than me because these women have the option to upgrade to a man much taller and therefore better than myself.
I genuinely just do not see the point in living, if I ever have sex I will have to pay for it, I'll never have a family of my own or anyone who loves me that I didn't come out of.
What do shortbots live for?
>>26327980
OP.
I'm no chad.
I'm 5'3 or so.
I've slept with a more than reasonable amount of women.
I've got shit hygiene, with awful teeth, I work in IT, and I'm pretty fucking autistic. I'm also a borderline functional alcoholic.
Want to know the key to success?
Treat women like human beings. Be funny. Don't be that weird thirsty bastard. Be fucking interesting; go learn a skill that lets you make some fucking interesting conversation.
Stop looking at women as some kind of fucking sex object; women can pick up on that shit. Every time a woman I sleep with tells me about some guy who complains how she "friendzoned" him, I laugh, because it's that goddamn embarrassing that it's all I can do.
How you look or dress doesn't matter. I rock out with jeans and a jumper and leather jacket most of the time because it's practical, and I've been mistaken for being homeless on more than a few occasions.
If you genuinely think your height has anything to do with getting laid, you're an idiot. The problem isn't your height; it's the kind of person you are.
>>26328196
>go learn a skill that lets you make some fucking interesting conversation.
I have no shortage of female friends I engage in conversation with on a daily basis, however as a short black male they will never find me desirable, I will always be a funny friend of diminutive stature. Similar to the Martin Lawrence archetype seen in 90s and early 2000s films
No woman will lay with a man significantly under average height unless he has some money
>>26328196
This is true. I'm 5'11 and I've never even touched a girl. It's because I'm mentally ill and I think they can pick up on it. Also I'm afraid. OP is just trying to find a really easy reason as to why he can't get laid. You have to sometimes take a hard look at things, then still you're probably wrong.
Hey robots and froggies,
I have to admit that r9k has really been a recent addition to my ever expanding list of boards that I frequent. Say what you will about me but I feel I really belong here and I geniunely empathize with you guys. So I really want to tell you a few things tht have been on my mind about the board for the past week.
As far as I can tell you can split the r9k user based into robots,chad,fembots,and stacies. I know this isn't advice but I would like to give some to any who hear this.
>robots
you need to really find another place to comiserate. Your cathartic release of feels on these threads are doing more damage than you think. Shills, chads, stacies,and fembots read these threads and get a better understanding of you. You are effectivly telling them the secrets to your life. I know you want to esapce but what others do with this knowledge really keeps you in the same place. They want you to be robots, they wants you to feels, they wants you hate. This board is pure manipulation. ANd weakness is so easily smelled out here.
What I suggest is getting a board or a seperate forum similar to what.cd that would require an interview process to indeed prove your neetness.
If you must post on r9k i suggest you take the fictious disclaimer this site has to heart. And really focus your efforts on shitposting. You reveal too much on here, you expose your heart but no one wants to kill you, they just want to feed off your pain.
>fembots
regardless of what anybody has heard. Fembots do exist. However they probabyl are completley unaware of r9k, or dont really bother to post on here. All the face pics of self described fembots that I have seen on here are not even close to robot status. You do have low self esteem. But then again I'm not that bad looking compared to some robots, and I'm not hard core aspergers.
Also everybody has got to understand that women and men deal with lifes problems differently. Its a completely, possible coping mechanism to slut it up if your a woman. No matter how bad you look some shitty horn dog will get his jollies off degrading you. But men, don't have that option. So if you want to use the metaphor, The Fembots progamming language is different from the robots programming language. Though you can expect the same outputs of feelings, emaotions, succeses and failures the syntax or the framwork at how they arrived at those products could be completely different.
>Chads
Fuck you you PR having, social control fuck wad make everything a goddamn competition I hope this site swallos you whole and you end up envying the life of a robot.
Can't we just socialize and get along?
IIT, we'll all be good friends and talk to each other with respect.
What did you have for dinner today robot?
I had some chicken tenders and a frozen pizza.
Was very tasty indeed. Mmm.
Now I'll spend the rest of the night playing katawa shoujo and dying on the inside from this crippling depression and isolation.
>>26327978
can someone not talk about katawa shoujo for once
>>26327916
>What did you have for dinner today robot?
is this how people socialize?
ask dumb pointless questions?
I want to start life over in another country. Anybody here ever done it?
>>26327898
I want too, another country maybe is difficult, but for now, I want to start from 0 in another city of my country.
>inb4 I have no friends, KV, never had gf
That's my reason, what about you anon?
that's why i want to go on Erasmus next year, maybe to poland if i get the chance. I might be able to know some poland cuties there
>>26327940
Same exact reason, no friends, kissless virgin, no gf. There is literally nothing at all for me here except for my family.
I know it's difficult to just pick up everything and start life in a new country. Maybe I will ask for a loan from my parents and go stay in some low cost of living country that doesn't require a visa for 3 months. If I can at least enjoy life for a while it might restore my outlook on life? Maybe disconnect from my old personality to get intimate with a girl? I don't know. All I do here is drive around and feel suicidal.
>waiting at where she told me we would meet up today
>she isn't here
>get a text from her saying she'll be 20 minutes late
>35 have passed
>she still isn't here
She's not coming, isn't she robot?
If she writes
>I'll be 20 minutes late
I'd assume she's on her way, otherwise she's literally just lying.
Nevertheless, I'd write her that I leave now, you're being ridiculous for waiting out for her so long - what would she do if positions were switched, ask yourself this honestly
>>26327864
Have some respect for yourself man. She told you 20 minutes, you give her 20 minutes, no less and no more.
>>26327864
What do you have to lose anon?
Waking up check outside my window
Sometimes i see this girl wearing leggings
tights and shit
Today she was wearing beige skin color short shorts
>Thought she was butt naked
>start peeking harder through the window
>she looks DIRECTLY AT ME
>I pull back the blinds
>i duck behind the window
wtf senpai shes probably going to call the cops on me
fuck fuck fuck man shes probably going to call chads to egg my house or FBI what do?
Yeah considering you're an r9k user and not a normal person, she's probably grossed out and a bit disturbed. I would think it was funny and a bit weird but she's probably not thinking that. What were you even thinking, you sick fuck?
>>26328086
I just looked out the window cause i usually look outside when i wake up, i usually see the same girl walking on the street,
like i said she was wearing these short shorts that matched her skin color, that blew me the fuck out, so i looked harder and closer to the window and pretty much pulled the blindes back so far i revealed my own self stalking her.
so i guess she noticed and spotted me and i was like OMG duck duck duck
it was cringe as fuck, i ran in my room and felt completely weirded out
I mean you didn't fucking break a law or anything, you were just staring out your window. It's not a crime to be a creep. (Unless you're creeping on underaged girls.)
You'll be fine OP. Just keep it in your pants next time.
Girls, ask an /r9k/ user such as myself anything. I like answering questions even though I'm not particularly interesting.
>>26327560
>girls
where do you think we are?
original
>>26327560
is that cat okay OP?
Do your guy friends know that you masturbate ?
Anyone else feel like they're surprisingly good at introspection?
>>26327434
What makes you think you are?
I might be bad at introspection, but I have no fucking clue.
>>26327434
if you were good at introspection you'd be able to solve your psychological problems
>it's a week until valintines day
>>26327141
I think I should go see a doctor
>Every night I go to sleep I dream about a foreigner girl
>She is my girlfriend
>We talk, cuddle, walk around the city, have sex
>Everything inside my head
>When I'm about to wake up things start to go wrong
>She says she has to go back to her country
>I beg her not to go
>She kisses me and says she has no option
>I wake up crying and feeling heartbroken
This happens every other night. Am I losing it? Should I take some sort of medication?
>>26327141
>be me 22 yr virgin and friendless
>i'm failing at uni because my depression it's not making me study
>poor and afraid to go to a psycologist because of the social stigma
>the day before valentines day i have an exam that i'm going 99% to fail.
>
Did gone with the blast wave ever have some sort of ending
Strange feels
What does that even mean? If you check the unread section, you will notice that Facebook censors messages from hidden users.
something happened in ancient greece
that is indeed a strange feel. it makes you think "oh fuck now what. who needs a favour from me and for what reason?"
