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>Why should I give you my number?
>How do I know you're not like the other guys?
because i know that le narwhale bacons at midniht
>>26335469
>Implying I would ever ask out a girl with hipster glasses and a nose piercing.
>Implying I'd ask her for her number
>implying I wouldn't just autisticly walk away
I miss my ex-bf.
I want him to come back. In just a week, it's going to be the one year 'anniversary' of his leaving me.
I still love him so much. But I know he doesn't care about me, doesn't even remotely want to get back together. It feels so miserable, wanting someone to come back to you but knowing they don't want to. It's ten thousand times worse than a crush, because you've already experienced their love and affection, so you know exactly what you'll never be able to feel again.
I think becoming an hero is the only option left to me.
Get over it.
And if you're fat, lose some weight so higher quality men go after you.
you made lots of threads about this already man it's time to move on with your life
Get the fuck out. Homos don't feel loneliness or sadness.
hypothetically, say someone is 18. what is this person free to tell their therapist such that they aren't legally obligated to contact his parents?
>has bought, uses marijuana
>browses "teen/nn" images
...it's for a guilt-ridden, shameful friend ): who dosnt want to go to jail
They cannot legally share anything unless they have a good reason to think you are a danger, imminently, to yourself or others.
dont tell your therapist anything dude theyll ruin your life keep that shit a secret
>>26335441
I mean, I guess I'm also worried it's not that serious to warrant divulging, and it'll make things awkward. Like, he'll think "why is he telling me this"
I just get freaked out when I see "RESULTS BLOCKED FOR SUSPECTED CHILD ABUSE" and feel guilty after jacking off
I want a qt Japanese Christmas cake gf
plz God send me one ;_;
>>26335278
Same here dude, I wanna ravish some nip pussy/ass. Eventually I guess.
>>26335437
>wanting to fuck
Get the fuck out normie
I want to cuddle my qt gook wife while she blushes
>>26335278
I never fully understood what Christmas cake referred to
Can somebody please tell me
Are penis enlargement exercises?
What's a good penis enlargement exercises?
>tfw 17cm dick
i know it's normal but I want it bigger
>>26335126
Holy shit i think my English just broke over there
Are penis enlargement exercises effective?
What's a good penis enlargement exercise?
>>26335185
Jelqing is shit and causes erectile dysfunction NEVR TRY IT.
Pumps are a better choice.
I want to just gain 1 inch without risk of ED. What the fuck do I have to do? Just 1 fucking inch.
YOURE FIT TO LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
>>26334879
MADNESS CHAOS IN THE BRAINspooky shit i was listening to it like 30 seconds ago
>>26334879
Thank you for the cultural enrichment, my aboriginal friend.
>>26334879
TO PRAY IS TO ACCEPT DEFEAT
Where is this? I wish to go there.
>>26334781
Pedophile City
>>26334781
That is in Vatican City where the Pope lives. St. Peter's Basilica.
>>26334819
Have you been there, Anon?
>been crazy about a guy for years
>can't talk to him as frequently anymore
>start getting into other hobbies and friend groups
>think of him everyday despite that
>suddenly feel like I'm not thinking of him enough
>end up starting shit in other groups to get disliked so the only person I can trust to not do it is him
accept the brave new world op only memes now
>>26334755
>start getting into other hobbies and friend groups
reeeeeeeeeeeeee normie reeeeeee
>>26335007
Online, not in real life. I don't have any real friends.
cringe / beta male shaming thread
beta man 666
what's the point of a beta male hate thread board full of beta males?
>cringe / beta male shaming thread
>picture of a little kid
you guys are morons
Why can't niggers have their own containment board?
>>26334720
Because there aren't many black people on 4chan or, if there are, they just don't make themselves known. It's much easier to just make a containment board for racists t b h f a m.
>>26334720
Niggers can often converse on a variety of topics. Racists only ever talk about nigs and joos, no matter what the original topic of the thread might be.
should be /hood/
What can you assume about this girl, Robots?
>>26334642
That my pee pee needs to be in her mouth.
>>26334642
She likes big black dicks
>>26334642
She, as well as every other decent-looking women, will never love me.
As such, I hate her.
Remember that nerdy girl from high school?
>>26334611
>le glasses means she's nerdy meme
those are some pretty fat dicks senpai
>>26334611
Who is this girl? I think I've seen her before but the name eludes me.
who going out of their mind with boredom here?
i cant find anything to do, my video games are loosing their luster i dont know what to watch on youtube. im going crazy.
same tbqh the weekends are hell because I have no idea what to do with my time. what do you play?
>>26334595
find something to do you fucking faggot waste of life
be like me.
stare at the screen waiting for responses.
contemplate getting food but then decide against because you're too lazy to go outside your room.
repeat
>Anon, why do you always take so long in the shower?
the water hides my tears.
the warm caress of the nearly-burning water is the only respite i have left in life
>taking showers
> at superbowl party
> gf goes out back "to chill"
> wonder how b/c its cold ( I live in maine )
> I leave b/c autist
> see gf snapchat story
> video of her sucking chad off
> "uploaded by accident" while drunk
> I already took her back
> chad just texted me a pic of her facial
I cant, help me.
>>26334504
Kill yourself for real cuck. Otherwise dump her and stop acting like a woman. Become a man.
>>26334533
What this guy said. Dubs don't lie.
Kill yourself, faggot. Fucking blox.
