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Do you like tsundere characters?
OP pic is the only tsundere character I liked.
Who doesn't?hi Chiruchiru
I only like this months flavor of the month waifu
>most pornstars are White Females
>most prostitutes are White Females
>most sluts are White Females
Why is the white race such cucks? Literally every other race fucks them over.
>>26331111
most popular pornstars are white females.
most prostitutes are not white females, that is false.
3rd, i have no idea.
>>26331111
>most porn stars and prostitutes are white
>Not understanding supply and demand.
because most people justwant to fuck white girls, as they are the hottest
Who else /socialanxiety/ here? Why is it always men who need to do the first move with women? Also
>tfw social anxiety reduces your chance by 100% to get a gf
>tfw people think you're gay
>tfw see no point in living
>tfw sill falling for the valentine's day meme
>>26331100
Are you wealthy or physically fit?
>>26331100
Socially anxious as fuck.
You're not alone OP.
Also, the gay meme is fucking true.
Why do parents think that just because we don't talk to women that we are automatically gay? Fucking normies and their retarded logic reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26331117
No but girls I know don't seem to be after chad.
I feel like I was created to not have sex. I feel like Gary when Spongebob tried to put him in the bathtub and he just hit an invisible wall.
>be me 19 yo cawlege student virgin
>only kissed shitty middle school GFs at this point
>be tall skinny sad fag
>freshman year
>go to party outside of town with one of my friends, L, from school (go to school in philly)
>around January or so 2015
>before leaving, made a list minute decision to buy an eighth of the devils lettuce
>most people there are friends of friends and know me or have heard of me through L, but there's also a shit ton of other people
>blah blab drink lotsa burr and pretend to be social
>End up talking to 2 gals who have heard of me through L, we'll call them J and E. They are both 7/10 at best but fuck it I like new people when I'm turnt
>apparently they know me as the stoner kid from Ls friends at kollige
>I honestly don't think I deserve that title but whatever, I like chronic dankskers son
>anyway, said females want to smoke my paught, iamokwiththis.sldprt
>feel like I'm being used slightly but J seems to be mirin
>drink more of said beer, smoke more of said herbs and tobacco sticks
>about an hour later, somehow managed to socialize with the people I knew and make my way back to J
>lame turn of events, kid who is friends with J arrives and asks her for a kiss jokingly
>she's like nah lol
>nowsmychance.mpeg
>"Hey J, could I get a kiss?"
>instantfemaleonlap.docx
>persistent smooch sesh for about a half hour on the couch
>then she asks if I wanna go upstairs
>word
>I'm so drunk at this point
>commence stereotypical follow girl leading me by the hand upstairs
>datass
>repeat making out but with less clothes
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>giving each other hickies. I don't see the appeal in them and didn't want huge marks on my neck, but whatever, sad anon has shitty trophies of action
>commence removal of my pants
>be diabetic, insulin pump gets in the way
>starts touching the D
Cont
What hurts me most is someone actually wrote this. They took time, and thought "yeah, this phrasing is okay. It doesn't make me seem like an insufferable douche."
>>26331013
Nigger here, if this guy is funny and we'll popular, I wouldn't recommend fighting unless you let him win in the end.
>it's cold and dark in the attic
>as a result my dick is shriveled up and tiny
>never got a boner from making out earlier
>boner still not found
>she says she has to go, everything ends there but I get her number
Sorry for being a douche. I know this story sucks, I'm pretty drunk right now and don't give a shit
>2 weeks or so later, J comes to my campus
>meet up at a spot on campus where people usually hang out, smoke etc.
>commence more making out
>at this point I know who she is more and I'm not very attracted to her. Her taste in music is pretty tight but she's just kinda uninteresting
>anywho we eventually go to where I lived at the time in a shitty dorm
>room mate dropped out. Open room
Cont
>tfw you have a big penis but will never have the chance to put it to use
being socially inept is suffering
>tfw 7x6''
>female friend sitting on my lap, moving around a bunch
>get a boner
>"oh wow Anon"
>this is the most action I will ever get
>>26331211
>female friend sitting on my lap
w-why was she on your lap, anon?
>>26331211
>>"oh wow Anon"
That is fucking hot desu.
What do you want to happen to your body after you die robots?
Pic related
https://urnabios.com/
Why should I care? I'll be dead
>>26331198
That's a very nihilistic way to think.
I want a viking funeral.
ITT: Celebrities who are generally considered "hot" that you wouldn't fuck even if given the chance
>Kate Upton (6/10 to me)
>Katy Perry (6.5/10 to me)
>Jennifer Lawrence (5.5/10 to me)
>Angelina Jolie (5/10 to me)
>Taylor Swift (7/10 to me)
>Fucking ugly pigs!!!! Wouldn't fuck them even if given the chance!!!!
I'm sorry but I think Taylor Swift is fucking hideous, she's like the human equivalent of when you put a peach in the freezer and take it out a week later
Cara manface
>The amount of white people in 2090
white black asian purple we're all humans in the end. No one's blood is blue here.
Didnt you hear nigger? Blacks will be the first to check out, with their rampant gang murders, drug abuse, and abortion rates. Dont project.
4th reich time
What are your experiences with psychosis? Anything lately? I'm a bit odd. I have only heard voices twice when that is the most common hallucination. I mostly see faces/floating heads in high detail.
>>26330461
C'mon my niggas. I know you got the psychosis
>>26330461
its never too late to discuss it brehs
I believe a trio named chad, stacy, and jamal are out to get me and keep me away from vaginas.
Why do Americans smell like poop and refuse to use bidets? Americans only wipe their assholes with a thin piece of dry paper so their buttholes are always dirty and full of dingleberries.
I-Is this true Americans?
Actually I step into the shower and wash my butt instead of wiping.
No more stinky residoodoo left for me!
>>26330204
I poop in the shower and smush it down the drain, it's way more hygenic
how should I respond
fuck the superbowl
>>26330195
Ask her what she has in mind.
Hahahahaha you're such an awkward fuck, aren't you?
Just tell her like... "Yes! You're definitely worth making plans for, Amy."
>>26330195
Ask her what concert her parents are going to?
One of those night were there is a significant drop in normies on this board due to the superbowl parties
True robots report in for a comfy thread
It's quite comfy today anon.
I'm watching House and playing Runescape.
>>26330129
>implying they aren't shitposting during the game and watching le commercials
it does seem a bit nicer though. less of the virginity horse shit.
Who /parentshavefriendsover/ here?
>tfw feel like a primitive thing locked in my room with intruders in my den and think i should be more friendly, but then feeling like its all part of the societal cuck meme
What do you think of their music
, and what do you think of them coming back?
>>26330102
the island part 2 is cool but i'm not crazy about them
>>26330126
Please tell me that's not the only song you like by them.
>>26330218
basically yes, i wasn't crazy about them so i only listened to a few songs. it is the only song by them i've heard that i like.
When did we get so old, anons?
>>26330020
I hate sucking cock
>>26330020
Comes around sooner than you think eh?
The years of your twenties go by in such a flash...
>>26330020
>mom is getting old
>The cold realization that everyone is better than you and the impotent rage that comes afterwards
>>26329975
>That feeling of "I'm never going to find a suitable wife"
Lol. It's not like life has any meaning anyways. In the end all the happiness or sadness you've experienced will amount to absolutely nothing.
>>26330226
Misguided
